ocean puns

how the fight actually went
  • roan: so
  • luna:
  • roan: do you need KELP?
  • luna: you've got to be kidding me
  • roan: i don't sea the problem
  • octavia: roan pls
  • roan: somehow this feels a little fishy
  • luna: i'm going to murder you
  • luna: literally
  • roan: water you talking about
  • octavia: ROAN
  • roan: i'm sure you wouldn't kill me on...porpoise
  • luna, drowning him: time to wave goodbye bitch
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Episode 036 - Drained

Life is beautiful, but also so crazy it makes me want to faceplant into some sand.

Long time no update! Life *has* been super crazy - planning a wedding is no joke. If it is, it’s not a very funny one. So the wedding is over, but this coming month will be busy as well (honeymoon + other things), but I’ll make some time for Ascent as always. Hopefully the next episode will be up in a couple weeks or so. We shall sea.

#oceanpun

i fish you would not
  • Percy: i don't get this plan please be more pacific
  • Annabeth: percy wh-
  • Percy: sounds like youre a bit tongue-tide
  • Annabeth: percy dont
  • Percy: i honestly dont know water you talking about
  • Grover: is he making sea puns again
  • Annabeth: yes make him stop
  • Percy: are you squidding me? i'm not even doing anything
  • Percy: guys
  • Percy: fin! i'll stop
  • Percy: guys for gods' lakes
  • Percy: don't leave me here alone
  • Percy: guys
Fish Puns 38)

just a list of fish puns i made for people who arent so witty with puns but like to cosplay/roleplay Feferi or Meenah Peixes. or if you just wanna bother the shrimp out of people,

hope this helps!

definitly——————dolphinitly

anything—————–anyfin

well———————-whale

kidding——————-squidding

kill————————krill

real———————–reel

‘me know—————–minnow

sure———————–shore

additional—————–crabdditional

better———————buoytter

crap———————–carp

see————————sea

simply———————shrimply

help————————kelp

fantastic——————-fintastic

tell————————-shell

had it———————–haddock

god————————-cod

selfish———————-shellfish

or/our———————-oar

hearing———————herring

about———————–aboat

anyway——————–anywave

self————————-shellf

nothing———————nofin

what are——————-water

amscray——————-clamscray

hell of it——————–halibut

bet————————-bait

way———————–wave

celebration—————shellebration

fuck———————–glub

bitch———————-beach

so yep, thats about all i have right now, anywaves, good luck and try not to do too much clownfishing around. 38)

Nines: Here’s a fun fact! The first time scientists observed giant squids mating, it was between two males and the smaller of them was obviously topping :)

Hank, eyeballing Gavin: OK ….. so do you top?

Gavin, turning to his spouse for permission: babe, do I top?

Nines: No, but you do take on the stereotypically masculine role between the two of us, and I know sometimes that helps your social dysphoria as a trans man. Since I’m non-binary and do not care, and people are going to draw heteronormative conclusions based on our social interactions anyway, you may go ahead and say that you “top.”

Gavin: holy fuck–*immediately turning to Hank* YEAH I TOP, I SLING THAT

BIG DICK

Nines: Actually, I regret this.

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