Life is beautiful, but also so crazy it makes me want to faceplant into some sand.
Long time no update! Life *has* been super crazy - planning a wedding is no joke. If it is, it’s not a very funny one. So the wedding is over, but this coming month will be busy as well (honeymoon + other things), but I’ll make some time for Ascent as always. Hopefully the next episode will be up in a couple weeks or so. We shall sea.
Nines: Here’s a fun fact! The first time scientists observed giant squids mating, it was between two males and the smaller of them was obviously topping :)
Hank, eyeballing Gavin: OK ….. so do you top?
Gavin, turning to his spouse for permission: babe, do I top?
Nines: No, but you do take on the stereotypically masculine role between the two of us, and I know sometimes that helps your social dysphoria as a trans man. Since I’m non-binary and do not care, and people are going to draw heteronormative conclusions based on our social interactions anyway, you may go ahead and say that you “top.”
Gavin: holy fuck–*immediately turning to Hank* YEAH I TOP, I SLING THAT
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