ocean jokes

aries: libra that lost their filter

taurus: scorpio laying in some dirt

gemini: sagittarius with one more braincell

cancer: capricorn that cries in public

leo: aquarius with feelings

virgo: pisces that doesn’t sleep

libra: aries with dignity 

scorpio: taurus with more kinks and anger

sagittarius: gemini but likable

capricorn: just an edgy cancer

aquarius: leo stuck in their 8th grade emo phase

pisces: virgo but doesn’t ever get the joke

people who live by the ocean: you live be her too, huh?

people who live by a different ocean: she is our same mother and friend :)

people who live by the mountains: YOU CALL THOSE MOUNTAINS, PUNK??? tHAT’S A HILL AT BEST, SHOW ME A PICTURE, SHOW ME YOUR HIKING BOOTS, SHOW ME THE DIRT UNDERNEATH YOUR FINGERNAILS

people who live by different mountains: YOUR MOUNTAINS AIN’T SHIT!! What are those??? Mountains for ants?? Ant mountains? You tiny brained moronic mound lover, we have nothing in common, I couldn’t even pee a stream down that incline, go hump a dirt pile!!! 

i’m completely stuck on the other stone ocean shitpost

so have this as a diet shitpost

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I call this compilation Vibe Check

bonus:

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Ocean Vuong, Into the breach / Jake Skeets, Virginity / The Lighthouse (2019). dir. Robert Eggers / T.S. Eliot, The love song of St. Sebastian / roswell-newton-vargas on Tumblr