Me: I’m putting my full moon ocean water in this old water bottle until I can get a proper flask for it.
Me: look at it carefully. It’s a different bottle from the rest and I’m gonna put it in [a very inconvenient place where no normal bottle of water should be]. Please don’t get confused and drink it. There’s bleach in it.
Family: how dumb do you think we are? Nobody gonna drink your saltwater.
*NOT THREE HOURS LATER*
Sister: *pissing herself in laughter* you won’t believe what water bottle mom just took a swing from.