ocean family

7

“Of course only that most SUPER name!!”

Welcome to the Strawhats, Nico D. Olivia!
((the ‘D.’ was at Luffy’s insistence, for good luck. parents-Frobin AU!))

Me: I’m putting my full moon ocean water in this old water bottle until I can get a proper flask for it.

Family: ok.

Me: look at it carefully. It’s a different bottle from the rest and I’m gonna put it in [a very inconvenient place where no normal bottle of water should be]. Please don’t get confused and drink it. There’s bleach in it.

Family: how dumb do you think we are? Nobody gonna drink your saltwater.

*NOT THREE HOURS LATER*

Sister: *pissing herself in laughter* you won’t believe what water bottle mom just took a swing from.