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Dear everyone,

To set the record straight, my sister slipped on a bicycle rack and fell sideways, back first, through the glass. There was no shooting, fist fights or seisures involved. She weighs at maximum 115 lbs. The glass was either a) too thin or b) loose.

She is alright, and did not go to the hospital. An ambulance came after the incident and said there was no damage to her vital organs, though she does, however have a concussion and (to her dismay) cannot play any sports (including rugby, which she is extremely upset about) for at least another month.

Stop with the ridiculous rumours, please and thank you.

Signed, Audrey.

anonymous asked:

top five things you like about your sister!

like ok this is so easy

  • she’s gorgeous as heck and has the coolest style like what is that some kind of gene that skipped over me
  • she’s really smart even though she doesnt always seem like it
  • she’s so fracking talented like wow
  • how do you have such great taste in shit ?? ? ?
  • CRAZY SOCIAL SKILLS HOW DO PEOPLE TALK TO YOU WHAT

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