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OPERATION BATMAN IS A GO

3 fail-safes here alright

  1. If anything goes down in the theater my Captain America shirt will release its super soldier serum and I will save everyone
  2. If the serum doesn’t release and the zombie apocalypse happens while I’m there my Abe Lincoln hat will grant me vampire hunter abilities which I can then convert into Zombie slaying abilities
  3. I have a bat