obviously the best drink ever

imagine calum as the bartender on one of the actual worst dates of your life. the guy’s an ass, he keeps making these little digging comments that pick at your self esteem (whether he means to or not), and honestly he just keeps staring at your boobs and you’re kind of over it. the final straw comes when he asks to head back to your place, because “obviously he’s the best sex you’ll ever have”, and you just throw your drink in his face. and once your date storms out in a huff, calum offers to replace the drink you threw for free, because you did him a favor by making that guy leave and take his awful commentary with him. and if your date leaving left calum an opening to ask you on a date that won’t end with alcohol thrown in someone’s face, well, calum’s not complaining (and neither are you).