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  • Simon:BAZ!
  • Baz:What?
  • Simon:Where's the Sword of Mages?
  • Baz:What?!
  • Simon:Where. Is. The. Sword. Of. Mages??
  • Baz:I, uh, put it away.
  • Simon:Where?
  • Baz:WHY do you need to know??
  • Simon:I need it!
  • Baz:Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!
  • Simon:The World of Mages is in danger!
  • Baz:My evening is in danger!
  • Simon:You tell me where my sword is, Baz! We are talking about the greater good!
  • Baz:"Greater good?" I am your husband! I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
Little BPD relationship things
  1. Paranoia
  2. *small problem occurs* BREAK UP BREAK UP BREAK UP BREAK UP
  3. Paranoia
  4. every text hurts or feels way to good
  5. INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS
  6. The 400000+ articles about why you’re abusive and no one should be dating you
  7. P  A  R  A  N  O  I  A 
  8. Them: “Trust me” Me: THATS SOMETHING A LIAR WOULD SAY.
  9. CONSTANT SCREAMING IN MY MIND
  10. solid, never ending, soul crushing, brain static inducing, paranoia 
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“Someone asked me to describe home and I started talking about your hair color and the sound of your voice and the taste of your lips and what your skin feels like. Until I realized.. they had expected to hear a place.”