obsessed fangirls

How are there so many of us here, on tumblr, but in my every day life everyone is straight? Where my fangirls at? Earpers? Creampuffs? Supergirl? Litchfield inmates? Skaikru and Trikru? Tegan and Sara fans? Why are there no crazy lesbian fangirls in public?? Find me. I want friends.

Friend: I just finished watching a show, what should I watch next?

Me: Hannibal

Friend: I want a crime show 

Me: Hannibal

Friend: I also want romance

Me: Hannibal

Friend: Hot guys would be a plus

Me: Hannibal

Friend: I don’t know I kinda-

Me: *Rips off clothes to reveal murder suit* HANNIBAL!!!!!!!!!!! *cries in corner*

Fangirl Problem #18

When you get so distracted by your obsession or fandom that you physically cannot function. 

There are nights when you just lie in bed thinking about these characters and end up not sleeping because you are too busy coming up with imaginary scenarios. 

Originally posted by beaguimaraes2001

Or you sit in places like classes and lecture rooms, scrolling through Tumblr and other sites looking for information and pictures on your fandom instead of actually focusing on what you need to focus on. 

Originally posted by xgabiliciousx

It becomes even more apparent that you are obsessed when you start doing those things at inappropriate times. 

  • Your grandmother’s birthday.
  • When your parents are lecturing you on something or other.
  • Funerals

Originally posted by basicallycarolburnett

Let’s just say that you know there’s a time and place for everything. But to you, the time is always fandom time.

I seriously have no chill when it comes to liking something. When I like a song, I listen to it like 100 times on repeat. When I like a tv show, i spent the whole day watching it. When i like a person (mostly someone who doesn’t even know i exist), i search the whole internet for them, make them my lock screen and home screen background and declare that they are the most perfect person on earth.
There’s just all or nothing for me.

Whenever someone plays Panic! At The Disco I have this urge to assert my fan dominance and I start rapid firing facts about them until I know they know that I’m obsessed

Hypocrisy of each MB Type:

INFJ: Whines about the difficulties of extreme empathy. In reality, a bit smug while spending perhaps 10% of their time actually engaging people. 

INTJ: Projects aura of extreme depth and decisiveness. Secretly an obsessive fangirl/boy.

ESTJ/ENTJ: “I get more shit done than anybody.” Actually: intimidates ISF types to do the majority of their grunt work. 

ENTP: Takes logical shortcuts to jump to conclusions without fact checking

ENFJ: Almost always running a secret agenda

ESFJ: See ENFJ. 

INTP: Can’t handle other people’s emotions because they’re secretly preoccupied with finding their own

INFP: Extremely tolerant…until they aren’t anymore. Then, they’ll violate every value they have to make their point. 

ENFP: Constantly encouraging others to stretch, when they themselves have areas they stubbornly refuse to change 

ESFP/ISFP: pretty on the level, actually

ESTP: Can dish it out but can’t take it well 

ISTP: Scoffing at everyone else’s superstitious biases while blind to their own

ISTJ: What you see is what you get, pretty much.

ISFJ: Expecting others to be reliable/predictable (while excusing their own occasional wild hair)