Hello, all! Whether you’re celebrating Valentine’s with your loved ones or simply celebrating with yourself (You love yourself, as a human bean), there’s no reason not to celebrate the day with glorious bad movie reviews. So here’s a selection of OLP episodes that celebrate life, love, and hilarious over-acting:
A half Native American detective falls in love with the ghost of Kate Hodge. Magical powers and poorly-imposed explosions ensue!
It’s the greatest love story ever told between a goofy, half-hag vampire and his darling Meechelle. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4.
Beauty and the Beast (1987)
This Manic Episodes covers the most schmaltzy love story of all time! Join Linda Hamilton and Ron Perlman as they read poetry, hug each other, and clean up hairballs.
Ben & Arthur
Ben and Arthur just want to get married, but those evil Christians keep killing people and leaving holy water potions on their doorsteps.
Kate Hodge is a rose petal who isn’t wearing any undergarments. Also her boyfriend might be a perfume-themed serial killer.
MC Kung Fu is ready to hang up his rapping martial artist ways to take care of his recently pregnant girlfriend. He’ll take you on a Night Swim!
Tammy and the T-Rex
Can a romance really work out between Denise Richards and a robotic t-rex with her boyfriend’s brain in it?
My Boyfriend’s Back
Just because he’s a zombie doesn’t mean he still doesn’t want to take you to prom.
Cynthia Rothrock is the bodyguard for a misogynistic playboy. Zing!
Blood Red Moon
It’s like Twilight with no budget. So better than Twilight.
You’re looking so sexy, Lisa! By the way, how’s your sex life?