obscuralune  asked:

tfw no drake though ;__;

               “We’ve probably lost him to dementia.

                                   I’ll bet he’s out in Petalburg Woods right now, as we speak,
                                   wearing nothing but his goddamn boots and his coat—–
                                   meaning he forgot his pants and hat. And he’s blaming trees
                                   for his fucking arthritis and asking shrubs which tree he tied
                                   his Salamence to on Wednesday, as if it should still be at that
                                   tree waiting there for him. Not even his Flygon can help that
                                   crotchety old moron now. Not. Even. Flygon.”

       It’s important to note that Drake is only 3 years
       older than Glacia. She often over-exaggerates
       his age.