I’ll bet he’s out in Petalburg Woods right now, as we speak, wearing nothing but his goddamn boots and his coat—– meaning he forgot his pants and hat. And he’s blaming trees for his fucking arthritis and asking shrubs which tree he tied his Salamence to on Wednesday, as if it should still be at that tree waiting there for him. Not even his Flygon can help that crotchety old moron now. Not. Even. Flygon.”
It’s important to note that Drake is only 3 years older than Glacia. She often over-exaggerates his age.