oblivionsschemer

  • Redick Lauren (Scaff): how many do you have
  • Redick Lauren (Scaff): btw
  • Courtnu: 0
  • Courtnu: 8(
  • Redick Lauren (Scaff): out of 7
  • Redick Lauren (Scaff): LSKDJFS
  • Redick Lauren (Scaff): 0/7??
  • Redick Lauren (Scaff): REALLY???
  • Courtnu: That's what I said
  • Redick Lauren (Scaff): wow I'm surprised
  • Redick Lauren (Scaff): AHAHA
  • Redick Lauren (Scaff): ALSO
  • Redick Lauren (Scaff): WOW NOT EVEN JACK?
  • Courtnu: WHY IS THIS SO SURPRISING I'M HONESTLY CURIOUS
  • Redick Lauren (Scaff): BECAUSE GURL U R A HOT T

THE QUESTION GAME: (YEAH ALRIGHT I AM TOTALLY GONNA DO THIS BECAUSE I NEVER DO BUT THIS TIME I’M DETERMINED ALRIGHT)

Rule 1: always post the rules.
Rule 2: answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.
Rule 3: tag 11 new people and link them to your post.
Rule 4: let them know you’ve tagged them

1) You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they’re going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do? 
Probably ball out (hookers and blow)
2) In the future you get super famous for doing something, and people decide they’re going to make a wacky romantic comedy based on you and your life. Who do you want to direct it (try and keep it in genre), and what actors/actresses do you want to star (as you, your best friend, your love interest, family/other supporting characters, etc)
Marc Webb would be good.
Chris Pratt could play a good me. The others I don’t know
3) If mini cakes are called cupcakes, why are mini pies called tarts, and not cup-pies? 
because the world a mean place
4) When was the last time you cried during a movie?
lion king a week ago
5) A book/movie/television show/whatever that you really love that is generally considered by others to be of poor quality (aka your “guilty pleasure”)? 
pretty little liars  
6) You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
because I’m really the tortoise!
7) It’s late at night, and you’re asleep in your bed. Suddenly the lights in your room are turned on and a crazy man grabs you and pulls you into a sitting position. He has a gun, and he points it at your head. You’re terrified. The man has wild eyes, and he screams at you “WHAT IS THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME?!?!?!” You’re not given time to consider your answer, and must say the first movie that came to mind. What is that movie? 
Forrest Gump
8) If you died suddenly, what is the thing you’d be most afraid of your parents/loved ones finding on your computer or in your room? 
fetish stuff
9) If you could resurrect any television from the grave of “Cancelled Television Shows” and have it given at least one more season, what show would it be? 
Heroes. I need another season of that trainwreck
10) If you could have any television show currently airing cancelled, what show would it be? 
new Girl
11) A magical mentally ill wizard from another universe comes to this one and tells you he’s decided he’s going to make an AU version of your life that you will now have to live in. He’s crazy and a wizard and he won’t take NO for an answer. Dictate the type of AU he should make for you. 
Hmm, maybe if I had gone to second high school where I live instead of the new one.

Ok my time for these things 

1)what is the absolute best ice cream flavor?

2)favorite color?

3)if you could have one item from your childhood back what would it be?

4)is pimping easy?

5)if you could get in a fight will anyone (real or fiction) who would it be?

6)that one song you can hear over and over again?

7)favorite power ranger series?

8)Coke or pepsi?

9)best movie of 2012?

10)that one show everyone else watched except you?

11)does Jon Benjamin have the voice of god?