obliviate forever

Orochimaru: Mitsuki, how is the sun out there today?

Mitsuki: *looks at Boruto*

Mitsuki: Lovely, handsome,

Mitsuki: *puts hand on Boruto’s forehead*

Boruto: ???

Mitsuki: And pretty damn hot.

Peter makes a mix-tape for Tony and they’re all love songs because Peter’s hoping that Tony gets what he’s trying to say. 

Tony, forever the oblivious because he thinks no one could ever love him, finds the mix-tape to be amazing and thanks Peter with a pat on the back.

Peter has never face-palmed so hard in his life. 

Forever Young: Boy’s Side [Seokjin Walkthrough + Review]

Pairing: Jin/Jungkook
Rated: T
Author: numberts (numberthescars)
Length: 32k

Jeongguk woos Seokjin the only way he knows how: by treating it like an otome game.

READ ON AO3

Reccer’s Note:
im so glad talia recommended this to me, its so good and just funny as fuck but also KOOK WHY SO OBLIVIOUS Y SO SAD

anonymous asked:

Todoroki being te oblivious child though makes it EVEN FUNNIER when you consider he's the one who actually noticed and pointed out that Izuku and All might's quirks/ fighting styles are so similiar and asked if he was an illigetimate child

[in reference to this post]

ACTUALLY

the only reason he was paying attention to that was because he overheard a convo between Iida and Uraraka lmao

who knows how much of this he might’ve noticed otherwise, if he hadn’t overheard that one convo between them, haha

Todoroki is forever the oblivious child, and i love him for it

Ain’t it fucking sad how we crave someone so immensely for so long, and every second of the day we lose to infatuation is forgotten? And that lover we build a shrine to is forever oblivious to the sound of us drowning in the beautiful ocean of thoughts that consumes us, leaving us in cold, cold darkness.

Yet still, the most sickening thought by far is the possibility that our pain could be matched by an equal, invisible desire of the one we dream of, for us, and as our tired hearts cry out for each other, we only suffer in silence.

—  (My journal)

anonymous asked:

Could I have some scenarios where Kuroo, Tsukki, Tendou, Daichi, Yaku, Daishou and Iwaizumi are getting it on with their s/o and then their mom/older sister or someone walks in on them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) (im sorry for my sins and what I'm doing to these poor children pls forgive me)

Kuroo:

It’s been so long since Kuroo and his s/o got any alone time. Hana-chan, his little sister of four, was in the basement three floors down with his mother, and planned to be down there for a long time.
Or that’s what he thought.
He was lost in his world as he slammed into his partner, peppering their neck and jawline with rough kisses. His pace was quick and even, dragging sultry purrs out of his s/o.
Then his bedroom door slammed open. He stopped his movements, flipping over on his side and keeping his s/o close to his chest. If it was his mother at the door, he was sure he was in for a long, long teasing session later that night. But it wasn’t, it was Hana-Chan. His heart started hammering faster in his chest, darting between his s/o and his sister.
“What’re you doing, Tetsu?” She peeped, keeping her stature at the door frame. Kuroo swallowed thickly, his hands tightening around his s/o’s back.
“Me and __ are just cuddling here…” He stuttered, hoping the toddler would just nod and walk off and forever be oblivious to his actions. But of course, she didn’t, because the worst case scenario always had to be inflicted on him.
“Can I join?” She asked, waddling into the room.
“Nope! Nope!” He called out, his bare chest peeking out from underneath the duvet.
“Tetsu-nii, why are you shirtless?”
“Leave!”

Tsukishima:

The moment Akiteru walked into Kei’s room while his s/o was going down on him, he did nothing but glare. Akiteru looked horrified, his mouth agape, as if he was going to scream. His s/o didn’t even notice that they had a visitor, and Kei planned on keeping it that way. He ran his hair through his s/o’s hair, letting a lewd over-sexual moan erupt from his lips.
“Mm, yes __, just like that…” He rolled his hips, her lewd sucking noises only increasing the tension between siblings. He then shot a smirk towards his brother, who looked as if he were to gag. Akiteru squeezed his eyes shut, whining in pain. His s/o didn’t seem to notice, or maybe she did, because she took the entirety of Kei’s cock in her mouth, and exaggerating her every action. With a satisfied huff, Kei flopped back on the bed, letting pleasure wash over him. That would teach Akiteru not to ask about his sex life anymore…

Tendou:

His mom told him she would be home at 6 o'clock, and it sure as hell wasn’t 6 o’clock. His s/o was on top of him, riding him quick and diligently, her hands running along his upper torso. Soft whines spilled from his lips, his hips bucking up to meet his s/o’s. He heard the soft clicks of high heels from outside his bedroom door, and he immediately froze up, hands flying over his mouth. He wasn’t going to stop his s/o, he didn’t care enough to end something as wonderful as this. He figured he was safe though, his bedroom door was securely locked. Although, to his horrible demise, his mother knocked.
“Satori, hun, are you home? Sorry I came home a little early, I didn’t have any more meetings so I decided to leave…” she trailed off. His s/o paled, eyes widening and darting towards the door. When she saw it was locked though, she relaxed, bending over to kiss Satori’s jaw. He gulped, his hands leaving his mouth and weaving into his s/o’s hair.
“Yeah ma, it’s ok. Um, the door is locked, __ is over, we’re watching a show…” He trailed off, biting his lip to stifle a whine. His mother kept chatting away though, saying it was so nice how he finally had a friend over, and asking questions about his day. His s/o was making it so, terribly hard for him to respond, though. She wouldn’t stop rolling her hips, kissing his neck as he struggled to get his words out clear.
His mother finally walked away, and Tendou realized he had been holding his breath. He finally let out a painful whine, his chest rising and falling heavily.
“You’re such a bad girl…”

Daichi:

When his mom walked in on him, slamming into his s/o from the behind, there was no hiding his actions. He locked eyes with his mother, immediately freezing up. His s/o whined, obviously embarrassed.
“Hi, Mrs. Sawamura…” his s/o peeped up, speaking for her malfunctioned boyfriend. Mrs. Sawamura chuckled, turning around on her heel.
“Well, Daichi, darling, at least you’re using a condom.” She huffed, slamming the door behind her. “And dear? If I can hear you from my bedroom, I’ll have no choice but to walk in again.”
Daichi pulled out of his s/o and rested his head in his hands.
“I’m not in the mood anymore, do you just wanna cuddle?” He groaned, grabbing his boxershorts off the floor.
“Yeah, I don’t think I can ever face your mom again…”

Yaku:

Sometimes, Lev thought it was nice to show up spontaneously at his house. Yaku figured, that he had showed up yesterday, there was no way in hell he would today.
Oh, but he did, and we walked straight into Yaku’s bedroom without knocking, or calling, or anything. At the sight of the tall boy, Yaku screamed, causing Lev to scream, and for the hell of it, his s/o chimed in too.
“Get out!” He shouted, hands fumbling around for the nearest possible object, which happened to be his history textbook, and throwing it at Lev. He yelped, dodging it and slamming Yaku’s bedroom door behind him.
“I’m sorry!”
“Damn, you better be!”


Daishou:

The moment he heard a knock at the door, Daishou was already on the floor, quickly pulling on his sweatpants and t-shirt. There was no way in hell he would ever let anyone see him at his most vulnerable state. He hissed at his s/o to pull the blanket over them and sleep, or at least pretend to. His brother walked in moments later a narcissistic, shit eating grin on his face. He took a seat at Daishou’s office chair, swiveling around like a powerful mob boss.
“You look like shit.” He snorted, scanning Daichou from head to toe. He gulped, shoving his hands into his sweatpant pockets.
“Thanks.”
“Why’s your girlfriend in your bed.”
“She’s sleeping.”
“Okay.” He smirked, standing up from the office chair and motioning towards the floor. “Cause everyone sleeps with naked at their boyfriends house.”
“You’re twelve, what the hell do you know.” Daishou frowned, grabbing the kid by the arm and throwing him out of the room.
“I’m thirteen, fuck you.” He stuck his tongue out, crossing his arms over his chest. “And I know I can ruin your life if I go and tell mom.”
Daishou groaned, kicking his brother hard in the shin.
“You say anything, and I’ll have you crucified.”


Iwaizumi:

He knew locker room sex was just about the most risky thing ever, but he still went for it. His worst nightmare would be an unwanted visit paid by Oikawa, so that’s why he waited until the gym was completely vacant, to drag his s/o into the locker room to get some much needed intimate time. Her parents were always home, and so were his, so the only place he could think of where they wouldn’t be interrupted was here.
But he was wrong.
Twenty minutes into their rendezvous, clothes and undergarments spewed across the floor, a loud band was heard, and some footsteps. Iwaizumis s/o started pounding on his shpoulders to let her down so she could futilely attempt to get her clothes on and run. But he was frozen like a deer in headlights, his grip still tight on her thighs.
Moments later Hanamaki peered around the corner, a shit eating grin plastered on his face.
“Forgot my Kobe’s” He laughed, only laughing harder, when Iwaizumi face flushed red.
“Don’t worry Iwa-Chan.” He then mocked, spinning on his heel to walk out. “I’ll only use this situation for blackmail purposes.”

CCS Clear Card Arc: Ch. 16

Can’t believe it’s October already. This means Fall anime season kicking off, and we’re a season away from CCS Clear Card anime!!

Previous posts for this arc: Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9 | Chapter 10 | Chapter 11 | Chapter 12 | Chapter 13 | Chapter 14 | Chapter 15 | Chapter 16

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braezenkitty  asked:

For the prompt thing: Destiel and "You smell really nice." Your choice if it's angsty or fluffy or smutty :D

Ack! I did even worse  - 484 words! I’ll never get the hang of this!

______________

Cas and Dean sat squished together on the tiny couch in Dean’s basement, as they’d done for years on end, video game controllers in hand. Though, being teens who’d gone through a few growth spurts, there was a lot less room on the couch then there’d used to be.

Dean didn’t mind. It was one of the only times he could get away with being in such close proximity as Cas without being obvious about it and scaring him off. That was one of his worst fears.

Cas shifted against him, moving his body with his controller – something Dean had teased him for many times. Like moving his controller would change the actions on the screen – and Dean’s breath caught.

Today, the teasing words died in his throat as Cas’s scent hit Dean’s nose more strongly than ever before when he moved, Cas crowing as Dean lost and Cas won.

Dean blinked and tried to stop breathing. He loved the smell of Cas – something so indefinably him that Dean had never been able to put a name to – and it seemed more intoxicating today than it usually did.

Cas paused as Dean remained unresponsive beside him, “Dean? Are you all right?”

“You smell really nice,” Dean blurted out, eyes instantly widening in horror at his unthinking, yet oh-so-true words. His controller dropped from numb hands and he slapped one over his mouth, mumbling around his fingers, “Oh god! I’m so sorry, Cas! I-I-“  

What could he say? What could Dean possiblysay to wipe out the last 30 seconds, to erase that look of shock on his best friends face? Cas would never want to remain friends after this. Dean closed his eyes, throat closing up - only to feel Cas’s hands pull down the one covering Dean’s mouth, clasping it between his own.

“Please don’t hate me,” Dean whispered, still not daring to open his eyes.

“Why would I hate you?” Cas asked, the wonder in his voice finally giving Dean the courage to actually look at him and see…

That Cas was smiling.

“Be-because I – I think I love you, Cas, and…” Dean stuttered to a halt as Cas’s smile broadened into a shy grin.

“Thank god, because I love you too, Dean,” Cas said quietly.

“You do?”

“Yeah. You know what else?” Cas leaned in, their noses touching. Dean shook his head, green eyes trapped by blue. “I think you smell good too.”

Sam stood frozen on the bottom step of the stair, afraid to move as he watched the whole thing unfold. His brother and Cas had been oblivious for forever and he wasn’t going to risk killing the moment when they finally had their breakthrough. But as the older teens met for a few soft kisses, Sam covered his eyes.

Sure, he was glad they’d finally figured it out, but did he have to be around when they did?

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two birds with one stone ill answer both

lets see… in all honesty not much changes between them, yan-kun would still be a creepy lonely kid and senpai would still be a well intentioned sweetheart. I’ll make a few that apply to both versions

  • Yan-kun would probably be in a ton of sports clubs but never be too good in any of them, is always the last one to be chosen when captains are picking teams
  • since Yk is kinda lanky, parents made him partake in basketball, was ok at it but never wanted to continue on
  • Used to catch worms in elementary and lay them on hot side walks
  • Dad has some fishing roots, tries to teach yk how to fish and gut
  • Owns a lot of jeans and second hand leather jackets
  • Insomiac, usually tries to go to bed early but if not then just likes heading outside for a bit, maybe bike around the neighbourhood.

Now some more for Senpai~

  • really oblivious, takes forever for them to get a clue
  • Not super good with technology, needs help figuring out how to work computers,phones etc..
  • Loves watching light hearted cartoons
  • Would make a wordpress blog and update it with small things like “just had lunch at this cafe!” “Going to the store to buy some soil”
  • Makes a lot of lists all the time, also when more adjusted to technology, would make a lot of playlists 
  • Laughs a ton at old memes, like those ones you see your mom sharing or animal themed ones
  • Only game ever played is minecraft

So there you go! 

anonymous asked:

omo could you please do dating taehyung ;;-;; i'll be eternally grateful

of course you can boo!! no need to be grateful

Originally posted by bangtangirl-cutennes-v

Dating TaeBae

  • taebae
  • small child
  • he wouldn’t actually be aware of his own feelings for a bit i think
  • like all the other boys can tell he’s totally smitten with you but he is oblivious to the fact like he doesn’t know at all
  • and seokjin and hoseok are trying to help by dropping some hints like “hey buddy,, don’t you wish you could like,, kiss their face whenever you want,,”
  • and taehyung just smiles all wide like “um yah that sounds good! i love when you’re that close to your friends!!”
  • and you just hear yoongi screaming in the background
  • and it goes on like this for a while where tae says some not friend like things about you like “man man wouldn’t it be nice to wake up to her face every morning?? man i would die”
  • or “god that is a nice ass butt where do i sign up for some of that”
  • and the boys are tired of him being oblivious af
  • so they devise a plan and they bribe jin with food to go and ask you out
  • and tae finds out and he loses it he flips completely out because wait no she’s not allowed to like anyonE ELSE WHAT IS THIS
  • and so he like physically pushes jin over //gets his butt whooped for it later” and appears in front of you all out of breath and red in the face
  • and he looks so so stressed and you’re kinda worried like “um tae you doing okay you look like you might explode??”
  • and the other boys have gathered to watch this go down bcuz finally the otp is gonna get together alright jeongguk you owe me twenty bucks
  • and tae is just “yes i am going to explode hOW DID YOU KNOW???”
  • and you kinda laugh and you’re blushing cause you’ve liked this oblivious child forever now
  • and he smiles that cute boxy smile and he puts his hand on the back of his neck cause oh wow he probably should’ve planned this??
  • but he just goes for it “well you see i’m gonna explode cause i’ve liked you forever now and i’m so sorry it took me so long to realize it i’m sorry that it took jin hyung asking you out for me to realize i like you more than a friend here how about a date for me to make it up for you?”
  • and you nod and hug him and he hugs back so tight and he probably spins you around too and the other boys are all clapping and cheering (except jin who is still bitter tae pushed him and namjoon has to buy him some ice cream to cheer him up)
  • and the first date is to go see a play
  • tae acts and i think he would want to show you kinda of the stuff he is involved in and it’s a dinner theatre and a murder mystery and it’s so!!
  • like you’re both dressed up not like suits and dresses but he has a nice like button down and vest and slacks and you have a cute skirt and blouse and you did your hair up all nice
  • and he’s holding your hand the entire time “just in case you get scared”
  • and he ends up getting more dessert than he’s supposed to and you guys laugh and giggle in the back of the room like five year olds because this is your seventh piece of cake
  • and he takes you home after the date and he seems a little distracted and you’re kinda??
  • and he smiles sheepishly like “can i sleep over? JuST TO MAKE SURE NO MURDERERS COME FOR YOU”
  • and you laugh and usher him inside and he’s so grateful and he won’t let your out of his sight for the rest of your life okay
  • dates with him are never the same
  • like some days it’s going to the local cafe and trying the most obscure drink on the menu you two can find
  • some days he’s like wow guess what i heard about this new trampoline park i get the recommended age is seven to thirteen but that’s only recommended
  • and one time he takes you to a pet cafe and you two just chill on the floor and pet all the doggies and he names them all after you, every single one gets named after you
  • he would love taking you to shows though
  • and his practices!! //if the director doesn’t kick your butt out//
  • he loves when you help him with his lines
  • and just cause acting he’s always dramatic at home
  • like you’re cutting tomatoes for dinner??
  • in burst tae sobbing and clutching his hand to his heart “docTOR CAN YOU SAVE HIM WILL HE LIVE, DON’T TELL ME THE TERRIBLE NEWS DOCTOR”
  • “taehyung do you want your dinner”
  • “well duh I do”
  • and then other times like you’re sitting on the couch for group movie niGHT??
  • and he’s whispering into your ear kinda loudly “dracula is paler up close than any one of us would have imagined. he seems unaware of his surroundings, distracted by the cackling witch to his left. no scientist before has ever gotten this close. should we-”
  • “tae, that’s yoongi and hoseok”
  • “why do you spoil all my fuN”
  • pet names pet names
  • i think he would have a lot of fun with pet names so they would always be changing
  • his faves would be “jagi, pumpkin, donut, babe, princess”
  • probably calls you a lot of random food names and you still dont know why??
  • “PineaPplE timE FOr MoviE NIGhT”
  • okay but you think it’s movie night
  • it’s never movie night
  • it’s anime night
  • haha your butt is gonna be watching like psycho pass or attack on titan or something boyish
  • and one day jeongguk is like yall need to watch future diary that’s like the best anime to watch with your girlfriend
  • you guys don’t invite him over for dinner for like seventeen years
  • skin ship with tae is like a twenty five eight thing
  • he’s always peppering your face with kisses and he likes to miss your mouth on purpose to get you riled up
  • his fave beside lip kissing would be nose kissing!! and kissing the top of your head cause tall and yes
  • and he is always grabbing your butt i mean have you seen how this boy looks at butts he would grabbing yours every five seconds
  • and then yoongi and namjoon would gag and hack and tae would get all embarrassed and shy and bury his face in the crook of your neck
  • in public i think he would be a bit more reserved and not be as touchy cause he doesn’t want to embarrass you or anything
  • he would like to hold hands so he can swing your arms back and forth!!
  • and he would kinda be oblivious when guys hit on you
  • like if some guy was talking to you in a flirty way he probably wouldn’t even notice really he’s too busy being whipped over you
  • but when he realizes he would probably deal with his jealousy head on
  • like he would go up to the guy and kinda “hi Im taehyung!! Don’t know if you realize this lovely person is taken by me, thanks!!”
  • and he’s smiling so it’s kinda unnerving
  • and then he would drag you home so he can have make up snuggles
  • he’s so for snuggling
  • like he always wants to sit on your lap??
  • and you’re kinda tae you’re huge please don’t
  • and so he settles for you sitting on his lap instead
  • and he loves to lay and have his head on your chest boob pillow
  • and that’s usually how you guys end up sleeping
  • like his head on your chest and he’s curled up in a ball and he look so so precious
  • but sometimes he’s like spooning okay and he’s the big spoon
  • he likes his face in the crook of your neck too he likes being that close to you
  • and he would probably like to stay up until like two in the morning theorizing with you
  • “what if armin isn’t dead though maybe that was his evil twin legout”
  • “pretty sure armin is dead babe”
  • but then he would like to talk about your future together too
  • “how many dogs are we gonna have when we’re married huh?”
  • you guys basically run a farm up in your apartment
  • like there’s six dogs
  • and seventeen fish (four didn’t make it long though)
  • and two cats
  • and taehyung comes home from practice one day and he’s hiding his back from you and you hey babe??
  • and behold he is holding a baby kitten and you’re about to unload but he uses the pout and the puppy eyes
  • and that is how leo joined the family
  • although tae is really kinda childish sometimes and bright and innocent he would easily tell when you’re upset
  • and he would listen to you first before trying to solve anything right away
  • and then he would make you some hot chocolate//tea whatever you like and sit down with you and try to talk you through the issue
  • he’s a lot more insightful than people want to believe
  • and he doesn’t really seem like the super clingy type but when they’re away that all changes like he calls you every single time he gets a break and makes sure you’re eating and sleeping enough
  • he’s always showing you off to his family too like “pumpkin pose my grandma wants an updated picture of you thankS”
  • he would introduce you to the family right off the back
  • and they all love you and ask when the wedding is gonna be and tae is like um once im old enough so maybe like next year!
  • and you kinDA WHAT
  • he wouldn’t rush you into anything though he’s so respectful and precious
  • and we ignore the leash incident on this post to keep things calm cool and collected
  • like you’re his number one priority and he spoils you so much
  • like always buying you things
  • like hey i bought you some cupcakes on the way home
  • here’s that new cellphONE  CASE NOW WE CAN MATCH
  • and you’re like boy save your money rigHT nOW
  • you have matching shirts and sweatshirts and phone cases and bracelets and one day he’s like tattOOS and you just shut that one down right then and there
  • but he’s so precious protect him and love him thanks