objectively attractive

the fact that my dad has a giant crush on billie joe though………

• “he’s such a cute little guy”
• “that billie joe…..he…..sure loves to show his ass a lot. i’m not complaining”
• “he’s one handsome fella”
• with hearts in his eyes: “he could take anyone in a fight, he’s the titan of punk rock”

OT4 Nonsense:

So I literally snorted up my tea when I saw @hchano new comic http://hchano.tumblr.com/post/153530935946/boy-you-have-no-idea-bonus-scene-more

and I couldn’t resist writing a follow up drabble for my OT4: 


::Nino and Alya walking home later that day::

“Hey Babe?”

“Yeah?”

“You think Mari’s cute right?”

“Duh.”

“Like you can appreciate that she is an objectively attractive person who happens to also be your best friend.”

“Uh huh.”

“And you can see where the attraction would be in being involved with her without actually needing to pursue anything further because you’re best friends.”

“Are you worried that I am going to leave you for Marinette?”

“No! I am just saying that you can be in a perfectly platonic relationship and still have a deep appreciation for her as an attractive and desirable potential life mate.”

“Yes.”

“And that doesn’t make you gay.”

“No.”

“Great.”

“Because I’m Bi.”

“… shit.”

“Is this about your crush on Adrien?”

“What? No! Who said anything about that! I never said… did he say something? Because I haven’t said… I mean, what crush on Adrien.”

“God damn it honey you couldn’t have held out for two more weeks? Now I owe Mari dinner AND movie tickets.”

“You two were betting on me developing feelings for my best bro behind my back?”

“What do you mean developing, you and Adrien have been low key dating since November, we were betting on how long it would take you to notice.”

“What are you even talking about?”

“Honey, you pack him lunches.”

“That’s because Nathalie has him on this disgusting all natural diet plan! Of course I have to make sure he’s fed!”

“And what about the fact that you text him first thing every morning?”

“I text you too! You love my morning wake up texts! It’s not my fault that neither of you can be bothered to go to sleep at decent hours like normal people and someone has take care of you bo- oh my God I’m dating Adrien.”

There’s this myth that we really buy into – that I bought into for a lot of my youth – that you could not be loved or be the object of sexual attraction [if you weren’t thin]. That’s one of the things I love most about Eleanor and Park – seeing the switch in POV from Eleanor to Park. Because Eleanor is sitting there thinking horrible things about herself, what a monster she must look like. And then you switch to Park and he’s just like “Oh my GOD, HER ZIPPER” and you know, like, YES. That’s just as empowering as any attempt to be like, “love yourself” – actually experiencing that [desire] is something that doesn’t happen for a lot of young women and girls until they get older, and then they realise all these things the culture is telling us is a lie.
—  Leigh Bardugo (source)
A man who disrespects a woman to whom he is not attracted makes obvious that he believes a woman’s sole purpose is to be an object of attraction to him – that conventional attractiveness (thinness) is the ONLY marker of a worthy woman and that a woman who does not fulfill her primary obligation of turning him on is therefore not worthy and has no value.
All Budding Things

Title: All Budding Things

Author: @aloysiavirgata

Pairing: Mulder/Scully, William

Timeline: Post The Truth AU

Summary:  For this anon: Having the worst week ever with exams coming up and getting the flu. Can you please write something AU about M/S celebrating William’s first birthday together on the run as a family? Maybe throw in a little smut too where appropriate? Something sad but sweet? YOUR WORK WILL BRING ME BACK TO LIFE.

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They try not to go to stores with William if it can be helped. Babies attract attention and babies who sometimes make small objects sail about attract even more. They dress him in girls’ clothing to obfuscate further, call him Lily when they’re out.

He sleeps in dresser drawers, runs his chubby hands over his mother’s brown pixie cut and his father’s scruffy beard. Mulder plays roll-the-ball with him on motel floors, teaches him how to pat friendly dogs and how to fingerpaint in the bathtub. Scully reads him books she finds at the Goodwill, makes sure he’s getting adequate nutrition and medical care. She cuddles him to sleep while he nurses, finally able to let her guard down and enjoy him.

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You were about to tell the stranger to leave you the hell alone when he suddenly came over and started to talk to you. It was more flirting than talking really.

Though he was very handsome, you still weren’t very thrilled. For one because you couldn’t flirt at all, it either came out rude or very awkward when you tried. Second because, who just chats up random strangers late at night in a library?

“Listen I…” You start but get interrupted.

“The book’s really good, are you already at the scene where…”

“Whoah, hey don’t spoil it for me! I’m haven’t read that much.”

“Okay how far are you then?”

Somehow you spent the entire evening with the men until the library closed and they practically threw you out. He insisted on walking you home, to make sure you got home safely. You didn’t object, he was attractive, nice and even interesting, something you hadn’t thought he would be when he first approached you. Normally you got bored of people pretty quickly, but he had this kind of mysterious aura around him that just drew you in.

“Well…that was the best first date I ever had.” He says when you stop in front of your door and fumble out your door keys.

“Guess you’re easy to impress.”

“No…not at all.”

He brings up his hands to cup your cheeks and you smile when he leans closer, locking your lips with his in a soft kiss until you part, both out of breath.

Gravity Falls: Road Side Attraction (S02E16)

Did anyone get the impression that this was bound to happen to these two ever since they saw this in Mabel’s Guide to Life (Color)?

Honestly I think she’d be a good match for him.

There wouldn’t be a problem with age difference since they’re both within range,

She’s a pretty clever girl who comes up with plans like Dipper,

And since she’s charmingly weird like Mabel, she can handle the strange and hair-raising adventures the Pines’ family get into (having already participated in many of them so far).

Like Tambry and Robbie, their personalities would have a good synergy that could develop over time, which would then help sooth the unrequited feelings Dipper had been holding for Wendy these last few weeks.

Though that’s not to say he can also be a good match with another person who’s shown equal probability of being a match.

And by that I mean Pacifica Norhtwest.

Likewise she is within the age range for Dipper, so things won’t be weird between them.

Although unlike Candy she’s kind of the opposite of Dipper; but that can be a really good thing.

Being a person who is logical and has difficulty in trusting people he doesn’t know that well, Pacifica would be able to help him become a little more open-minded of things; just as he would be good for her to open up to the “normal” world…for the most part. ^^;

She didn’t exactly give the best impression to him the first time they met, however in time he’d come to understand that she wasn’t what he thought she was, and in truth was a good person at heart.

And while her initial immersion into this mysterious world of fantasy and super natural wasn’t the best, she’s actually pretty adaptable to the situation; as was clearly shown in her team battle at the Putt Hutt with Mabel.

Personally I think Dipper could end up with just about anyone. Even Wendy.

I mean, come on guys, let’s face it. Age becomes less of an issue the older you get; and it won’t be long before Dipper catches up with Wendy a few years from now that even she’ll start to look in his direction. ;D

And who knows, maybe Alex and the gang might treat us to AUs in which we can see what becomes of Dipper should he end up with one of these three girls…or none at all and just become a badass guy like his Grunkles. >:D

But no matter what I just hope whoever he ends up with ((if they choose to be)) it’ll be someone who he can be truly happy with and grow stronger as a team.

Alpha Flight #41 (Bill Mantlo and David Ross, December 1986)

So there’s actually more than one hint about Northstar’s sexuality in this issue, but they occur in such disparate circumstances that I’m not even going to try to put them in the same entry.

So first, there’s this one. Aurora wants to design a costume for new Alpha Flight member, Madison Jeffries. Since Jean-Paul is nearby and breathing, snark breaks out, and Aurora takes a jab at her brother’s preferences.

Aurora’s comment is a bit odd, given that… well, since when does Jean-Paul object to have attractively dressed men around? We’ve never seen him show the slightest bit of admiration for any fellow. Even around Walter, whom he’s ostensibly attracted to, Northstar was entirely abrasive. And, as I’ve mentioned before, it’s not as if Aurora knows her own brother that well anyway.

This is one of the downsides of Mantlo’s approach to Jean-Paul’s sexuality. While Byrne’s hints often required some extrapolation on the part of the reader, Mantlo’s approach was frequently a clunky “tell, don’t show”. But it’s hard to be too rough on Mantlo on that front. Considering that neither he nor Byrne were allowed to be explicit about Jean-Paul’s homosexuality, there was always going to be something that fell short.

Next time: Wanna play Adam and Eve?

Previous installments of the series can be found here.
“let’s get rid of the mentality that just because a guy and a girl has a close friendship then their relationship has to be romantic”

so your most significant other is not your best friend? is your most significant other simply an attractive fuck object? you value fucking an attractive ass above a close friendship? this is why no one but IH fans themselves accepts the piss poor ending. if i were their kids, i would definitely grow up wondering whether an affair exists between ichigo and rukia because of such a “close friendship”. 

I’d like to take a moment here to talk about how impressed and moved I am by the Kylo Ren fandom.

Every single piece of art I’ve seen goes to great lengths to preserve Adam Driver’s natural features and unique look, no one is interested in changing any part of what he is. No matter what style the artist chooses, they have all shown Adam’s appearance a rare kind of appreciation and love. It’s all so telling of how much we appreciate him for his role in the movie, for who he is as an actor as opposed to how objectively attractive he may be. For someone willing to overcome his own fear of being mocked for his features and pushing forward to dominate the bigscreen around the world.

Thank you, fandom. And thank you, Adam. We love you.

Credit to the artists, left to right:
1. verauko
2.dc9spo
3.nitanielbl
4.littlechmura
5.chiinacatt
6.runningwithpaper
7. cherryandsisters
8.galaxyspeaking
9.vesiel

Peter/Stiles soulmate!fic for Secret Santa

Merry Christmas, and I hope you like my first ever steter fic (it ends happily, I promise)


Going into his early twenties, Peter Hale had never given his soulmate all that much thought.

That’s not quite right.

Say instead that he almost never thought about the specifics of the person.

He didn’t wonder about their hobbies or habits. He didn’t muse on if they liked his handwriting scrawled across their wrist. He didn’t even think too much about what he or she might look like. He was Peter Hale and the universe that made him both vain and, objectively, rather attractive could only have matched him with someone similarly stunning.

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This origo reblogged my post that was tagged ANTI ICHIHIME and was aLL,

“CLOSE FRIENDSHIP =/= MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN SOMEONE ELSE’S LIFE, CAN THE ICHIRUKI FANDOM PLEASE STOP BEING EMBARRASSING PLS OHMYGOD SECOND HAND EMBARASSMENT”

Origos: The person who did everything for Ichigo, Rukia, is NOT his most important person! The person who went to hell three times for Rukia, is NOT her most important person!!! Attraction = fuck objects like Orishit and Renjifen are who they want!!!!!

Please shut the fuck up once and for all. You already “won” so what is it to you what the IR fandom is saying? Is it because you can’t stand that your origo “canon” is a joke that no one acknowledges, not even non-shippers?

Not even the live-action will be IchiHime, that is how pathetic the pairing is. Your shit is so illogical that no one actually believes it except Ichihime fans.

“Your mind puts out a powerful broadcast of energy. It determines how you experience the world and what you create. Your thoughts are magnetic; they go out from you and draw to you those things you think about. Your inner dialogue is important, for the way you speak to yourself determines the events, people, and objects you attract.” ~ Orino