objection9000

I’M DOING THESE IN CHUNKS OF TEN, OKAY?? If anyone wants the individual file of theirs as a .wav, just ask me okay? o u o

Fifth ten audio posts for people who reblogged this.

1. Jade saying objection9000

2. Karkat saying laxita2688

3. Eridan saying interessantbullshit

4. Eridan saying mogumogun

5. Kankri saying fracktail (I’m sorry but you brought this upon yourself)

6. Dave saying banannaking

7. Caliborn saying kim-jong-ill-beats

8. Tavros saying apartyahelmets

9. Sollux saying cronus-ampora

10. Porrim saying davespite

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Hello, and thanks for the follow!
I’m Castra, nice to meet you~

I feel like we’re already buddies because my blog’s name used to be “Evil lair” just some weeks ago haha 


nahrmin asked:

Have I ever told you that your blog is awesome? No? Well, your blog is awesome. Don't deny it.

sdasjfashg awww!

I woke up to this aaaaa

sdfjhjd thank you so much! ;;

nahrmin asked:

Okay, uh, what's it like having to drink blood and sleep upside down? Humans don't do that...Well, some of them might, but not many.

It’s…fine?

That’s what I’m used to, ‘course. It’s kinda like how you guys are used ta sleepin’ horizontally, I’m used to sleepin’ clingin’ to mama. When I’m older and can learn how to cling to the ceiling by myself, I’ll do that, 'course. 

Blood is warm and it fills ya up! There’s different types, too, and they all taste different! I like it when mama brings me Type AB blood cause it’s really sweet, and that’s my favorite~

nahrmin asked:

Hiya, Mordicus! What's it like being a vampire?

…the same as it’s always been?

Whaddaya wanna know? I don’t know how it’s different from many things, cause well…I’ve been a vampire for my whole life?

nahrmin asked:

Fenrir sat in her house, no, THEIR house, feeding her young. She was waiting for Mordicus to return. He had left weeks ago to go hunting, promising to be back the same day, but he hadn't returned. Every day she would wait at the door for him. One day, Mordicus returned as an old man. He opened the door, the first thing he saw was Fenrir's dead body at the door, as if waiting for something...