SH and MH Phone Calls (A Log)
06.17.20– | 03:15 PM
SH: Molly, I left a very important object in your flat last time I was there.
SH: I need you to find it. This is urgent. Life or death situation. There’s just one problem. I can’t remember what it is.
MH: What?! How can you not–
SH: Luckily, I have a solution. Ask me some simple questions that might jog my memory. Simple questions yes? Answerable by yes or no only.
MH: That doesn’t make any sense–
SH: Hurry, Molly! Time is of the essence!
MH: A-Ah.. Uhm. What am I supposed to be looking for? Is it small?
MH: Does it fit in my palm?
MH: Is it a common item?
SH: Eh.. Maybe.
MH: Is it jewelry?
MH: Do you use this item all the time?
SH: Occasionally, but only when allowed.
MH: Is it cigarettes?
SH: YES! That’s it, I left my smokes under your bed. Dropping by in a few
MH: HOLD ON. You said this was life or death!
SH: Well yes, nicotine clears my mind and is absolutely necessary since it is my brain that does all the work. And, being that my line of work is quite possibly detrimental to my person, it is considered life and death, if my brain is not suitably relaxed and focused. I’m on the way.
MH: I’m not in the flat.
SH: Stole your key from your key chain yesterday.
08.28.20– | 07:04 PM
MH: Hello Sherlock.
Sh: Molly, there’s a suspect that escaped custody. I need help finding him.
MH: Uh, okay. Do you need me to run some forensics?
SH: No, no. I just need you to list as many words rhyming with the word ‘supinate’
11.12.20– | 09:55 AM
MH: Sherlock, why are you calling? You’re right across the room from me.
SH: I can’t leave my work station. I need some help.
MH: I’ll just walk over.
SH: No. Stay there. I’m doing an exercise in lip reading. Can you say “cheeky Capuchin’s chin” over and over again? Very important.
12.03.20– | 10:39 PM
MH: Hello? What is it this time?
SH: There is this song that I can’t get out of my head. Mrs. Hudson was playing it today and it is bloody irritating. I need to identify it and delete it from my hard drive.
MH: *sighs* Just ask John.
SH: John is rubbish at pop culture.
MH: Oookay fine… Do you have the lyrics?
SH: No. Just the melody. It goes like La la la hhmm hmm, lala la la hmm hmm baba dee dum dum.
01.07.20– | 02:42 AM
MH: Hello? Sherlock? It’s 3AM in the bloody morning for god’s sakes!
SH: Crime doesn’t sleep Molly Hooper!
SH: I’m thinking of an object.
MH: *hangs up*