obi age

I’m going to change gears from my usual anti-Kylo Ren tirade for this post:

I am really fucking tired of seeing Anakin Skywalker apologists blame Mace Windu, or otherwise imply that Mace Windu deserved his fate, just because he happened to rightfully believe that the man was not emotionally equipped to be a Jedi.

Here is an unpleasant truth for all of us: Mace Windu was right.

Anakin wasn’t equipped to be a Jedi.  He wasn’t equipped to live with Jedi restrictions the way the others were.  He wasn’t equipped to have to deal with political machinations or secret Sith scheming.  He wasn’t equipped to leave a loving mother.  He wasn’t equipped to balance Palpatine’s gaslighting with his Jedi trained perspective and self-awareness.

He wasn’t even equipped to leave the Jedi Order of his own free will and use his training and skills and connections to establish a life that suited him better.

Mace was right to be wary of Anakin.  Because Anakin did end up turning on the Order.  And Mace absolutely did not deserve what happened to him.

Mace Windu did not yank Anakin off of Tatooine while leaving his mother behind.

Mace Windu did not create the culture that raised Jedi from birth, without standard family attachments.  Mace was in fact as much a victim of that culture as Anakin or any other Jedi.

Mace Windu did not create the code or restrictions that forbid Anakin from marrying Padme.

Mace Windu was never cruel to Anakin.  He may have distrusted him or not been as warm as Anakin would have liked, but you know what?  He had no responsibility to do so.  He wasn’t Anakin’s master.  He’s certainly not a brother or father figure to him.  SO WHAT if he distrusted Anakin.  He’s allowed to have a fucking opinion.

Newsflash: in your life, you’re going to meet people who don’t trust you.  You’re going to meet people who dislike you.  You’re going to meet people who don’t know what to do with you.  And guess what?  You get the fuck over it.

There was no indication that Mace Windu was unfair to Anakin.  He opposed Anakin being a master.  Okay.  Anakin was twenty-three years old.  We have never seen a master that age.  Obi-Wan was still a Padawan at that age.  Anakin may have been a war hero, but that doesn’t mean that Mace can’t have legitimate misgivings about Anakin’s emotional readiness for the job.

There is no indication that Mace Windu mistreated Anakin.  If anything, he tried to protect him.  He knew Anakin and Palpatine were friends and he tried to spare Anakin from having to be part of the confrontation.

If you can’t defend Anakin Skywalker’s choices without slamming a man who did nothing to deserve his murder at Anakin’s hands, then you have to wonder how defensible Anakin actually is.

“ahsoka tano can’t be in the sequel trilogy, she’ll be too old”

umMMM BITCH YODA WAS FUCKING 900 YRS OLD AND NONE OF YOU SEXIST WHINERS BITCH ABOUT THAT, COUNT DOOKU AND QUI-GON JIN WERE IN THEIR 70S OR 80S AND NONE OF U CARED, OBI-WAN KENOBI AGED TWICE BC HE LIVED IN A PLANET WITH TWO SUNS AND NONE OF U BITCH 

BUT WHEN A WOMAN GETS OLDER YOUR BITCHINESS AND SEXISM RISES UP FROM THE FUCKING ASHES AND LEMME TELL U SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIVE ME AHSOKA TANO WHOOPING FIRST ORDER ASS

So in the Jedi Apprentice books, Obi-Wan’s friend Bant came to the temple later then usual, and it resulted in some sideeyes and bullying, but Obi-Wan befriended her anyway.

So what if Obi-Wan and Anakin were initiates at the same time? Nine year old Anakin has just been freed from slavery, and is in a strange place with strange people, many of whim dislike him for being different, and too old, and already having a master and not having to worry about losing the only home he’s ever known - and Anakin is alone. And lonely.

And Obi-Wan sees. And Obi-Wan cares. Because the heart of Obi-Wan Kenobi, once you strip out everything else, is compassion. (and it’s something the jedi have forgotten, that the so called ‘dark’ emotions, fear and anger and hurt, are natural, and they lead to empathy and compassion, for how can you be compassionate without knowing what others have gone through?)

So 12 year old Obi-Wan, on the edge of losing his home, being told he’s too angry and fearful to be a jedi, reaches out a hand to a lonely, lost 9 year old boy, who latches on as if he’s drowning - because he was.

And Anakin is torn apart when he learns Obi-Wan won’t be there forever but Obi-Wan comforts him, says he’ll keep in touch with comm calls and holos and letters, and the agricorps are important for many planets, and hey, maybe he’ll stop by Tattooine sometime to help them out? See what he can do for Anakin’s mother?

Spoiler alert Obi-Wan doesn’t become an agricorps member, he was meant to be a jedi, and yoda is this close to juat taking him as a padawan himself when Dooku shows up and does it for him. Because Dooku almost lost Qui-Gon to the councils stupidity, and would have if he hadn’t accompanied him to Naboo, and he’s losing his faith in the jedi order - even more when he sees what’s happening to this boy, who, it seems to him, is the only one who really understands what it means to be a jedi - to be compassionate, above all else, even when its hard, or it hurts, or it asks you to empathise with someone different to you - and immediately scoops up Obi-Wan as his Padawan. Obi-Wan is over the moon. So is Anakin.

(Anakin gives Obi-Wan a japor snippet he’d been carving for Obi-Wan when he left, so he’d remember him? Obi-Wan beams, announces he loves it, and never takes it off. Anakin is going to MARRY HIM one day, he’s sure of it.)

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Something New, Something Old

A belated Kuroken Day collaboration​ ~
Story by @nimbus-cloud
Art by @mookie000

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Kuroo Tomoko was a confident woman; not completely lacking in humility as the word ‘pride’ might suggest, no, she was confident.  She had faith in her abilities (and her son’s, whatever she might say), and she held her observational skills in high regard.  It was how she had known her son’s sexuality long before he finally outed himself and how she knew now that Kenma was nervous standing in front of her. 

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  • Me: okay brain, today we need to finish the ninth chapter of the Xenomorph Fic
  • Brain: *gasp*
  • Me: uh oh. Brain? What'd you do?
  • Brain: PROHIBITION ERA AU!
  • Me: Wat.
  • Brain: Obi-wan and Vader are veterans of the Great War, and damage from mustard gas means Vader has to wear a gas mask all the time-
  • Me: Wait no, come back-
  • Brain: Palpatine is a crooked senator (of course) with connections everywhere, Bail Organa is a tired mayor doing his best and Leia wants to be a private detective, Luke is literally a farmboy -- would Kansas be too cliche?
  • Me: BRAIN! STOP!
  • Brain: and Han and Chewie are a couple charming rascals who frequent the jazz scene and are the best getaway drivers in the city if you can find them. Nobody knows where Chewbacca is from because only Han and Lando understand his accent (and Han says it's because nobody bothered to ask)
  • Me: Brain nooooo
Masterlist

~updated 9/10/17~

Imagines:

Obi-Wan Kenobi:

Imagine: Qui-Gon Walking In On You And Obi-Wan In The Middle Of Making Out.

Imagine: Obi-Wan Getting De-Aged Into A Toddler; Yet You Don’t Know It’s Obi-Wan And You Have To Care For Him:

Imagine: Obi-Wan Taking Care Of You While You’re On Your Period


Luke Skywalker:

Imagine: Luke Finally Snapping After Seeing Han Flirt With You Too Many Times.

Being Forced Into An Arranged Marriage With Luke Skywalker When He Returned.


General Hux:

Imagine: Forcing Hux Away From His Desk To Rest But The Workers Get The Wrong Idea.

Imagine: Hux Being Too Stressed And You Help Him Calm Down

Imagine: Phasma pestering General Hux about who he slept with last night, only to figure out it was you when you and convince Hux to ask you out. *TEXT*


Anakin Skywalker:

Imagine Your Love Being The Reason Anakin Turns To The Dark Side 


Matt The Radar Technician:

Imagine Having A Lazy Day In Bed With Matt The Radar Technician



One-Shots:

Obi-Wan Kenobi:

Do You Remember {Obi-Wan Kenobi}

Playing Doctor {Obi-Wan Kenobi X Reader}

Padawan {Master!Obi-Wan X Padawan!Reader}

Listen Master… {Obi-Wan Kenobi X Reader}

You Have To Stay. {Obi-Wan Kenobi X Reader}

Ritual {Obi-Wan X Reader} •NSFW•

Whips&Chains. {Sith!Obi-Wan Kenobi X Reader} •NSFW• •AU•

Oh Shi- {Obi-Wan Kenobi X Reader} •Slightly NSFW•

Morning {Obi-Wan Kenobi X Reader}

Stressed {Obi-Wan Kenobi} •NSFW•


Darth Maul:

Finally {Darth Maul X Reader} (PART 1)

•Finally Part 2• Training {Dad!Maul X Reader X Child}

•Finally Part 3• Expanding Family {Darth Maul X Reader}

His First {Darth Maul X Reader} •NSFW•

Don’t Go. {Maul X Reader}

Stockholm Syndrome {Darth Maul X Reader}

School {Darth Maul X Child X Reader}

Training {Darth Maul X Apprentice!Reader}

Never Been Hurt {Darth Maul X Reader}

Flirt {Darth Maul X Apprentice!Reader}

November Days {Darth Maul X Reader}


Lieutenant Mitaka:

The Morning After. {Lieutenant Dopheld Mitaka X Reader} •Slightly NSFW•


Matt The Radar Technician:

The Radar Technician {Matt X Reader}


Darth Vader:

Feelings {Darth Vader X Apprentice!Reader}

Don’t You See?? {Darth Vader X /Apprentice!\Reader}


Qui-Gon Jinn:

A New Padawan. {Qui-Gon Jinn X Reader} •AU•


Luke Skywalker:

Just Luke

Arranged Marriage: Old!Luke Skywalker X Reader {Part 1}

Arranged Marriage: Old!Luke Skywalker X Reader {Part 2}

Arranged Marriage: Old!Luke Skywalker X Reader {Part 3}

REWRITE Arranged Marriage: Old!Luke Skywalker X Reader [Part 1]

REWRITE Arranged Marriage:Old!Luke Skywalker X Reader [Part 2]


Kylo Ren:

Clarity *songfic* // to an extent \ (Kylo Ren X Reader)

Fetish {Kylo Ren X Reader} part 1

Fetish {Kylo Ren X Reader} part 2


Anakin Skywalker:

“What About Padmé?” “So? What About Obi-Wan?”{Anakin Skywalker X Reader} •SLIGHTLY NSFW•

What Do I Get? {Anakin Skywalker X Reader}


General Hux:

Fantasies {General Hux X Reader} Slightly NSFW


Preferences:

How They Kiss You

When They Get Jealous.

 Sex {NSFW}

How They React To Pregnancy Scares.

Are The Dominant Or Submissive During Sex (+ Kinks). •NSFW•

How They Impress You.

How They Act When They Catch Their Child Playing With Their’s/Someone Else’s Lightsaber.

How They Feel/React About/To Your Death.

They Catch You Singing/Playing An Instrument.

Ultimate Preferences:

How They React To Being A One Night Stand


Headcanons:

Darth Vader:

Dating Vader Would Include:


Darth Maul:

Dating Maul Would Include:

Sex With Maul •NSFW•

Husband!Darth Maul Would Include:

Pregnant Body Praise/Worship With Maul •SLIGHTLY NSFW•

Maul With His Son/Daughter.

Dad!Maul and Dad!Obi-Wan Having Their Kids Together For A Play Date.

Sex With Darth Maul/Boba Fett


Qui-Gon Jinn:

Dating Qui-Gon Would Include:

Sex With Qui-Gon Jinn •NSFW•

Dating Kylo Ren/Qui-Gon Jinn Would Include:


Luke Skywalker:

Dating Luke Would Include:

Sex With Obi-Wan/Luke/Poe/Anakin. •NSFW•


General Hux:

Dating General Hux Would Include:

Polyamorous Relationship Headcanons (Kylo Ren X Reader X General Hux)            


Obi-Wan Kenobi:

Obi-Wan As A Father.

Sex With Obi-Wan/Luke/Poe/Anakin. •NSFW•

Relationship With Obi-Wan Would Include:


Kylo Ren:

Sex With Kylo Ren. •NSFW•

Dating Kylo Ren/Qui-Gon Jinn Would Include:

Dating The Triplets {Ben Solo, Kylo Ren, Matt}

Polyamorous Relationship Headcanons (Kylo Ren X Reader X General Hux)            


Matt The Radar Technician:

Dating The Triplets {Ben Solo, Kylo Ren, Matt}


Ben Solo:

Dating The Triplets {Ben Solo, Kylo Ren, Matt}


Anakin Skywalker:

Sex With Obi-Wan/Luke/Poe/Anakin. •NSFW•

Dating Anakin Skywalker Would Include:


Poe Dameron:

Sex With Obi-Wan/Luke/Poe/Anakin. •NSFW•

Dating Poe Dameron Would Include:

Married To Poe Dameron Would Include:


Boba Fett:

Sex With Darth Maul/Boba Fett


Prompts:

Luke Skywalker:

Luke Skywalker X Reader Prompt: 70. “H-How long have you been standing there?”

Luke Skywalker X Reader Prompt: “I’ve liked you for awhile now”


Darth Maul:

Darth Maul X Reader Prompt: 34. “The way you flirt is shameful.”


Obi-Wan Kenobi:

Ob-Wan Kenobi X Reader Prompt: 2. “Did you enjoy yourself last night?”

Obi-Wan Kenobi X Reader Prompt: 95. “Are you drunk?”


Kylo Ren:

Kylo Ren X Reader Prompt: “Who is he?”