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Well hot diggity dog! I have to go to Starbucks and see Mitt Romney! We’re going shopping at Payless and Target soon! Then we’re getting some Froyo! I’m super super excited! Ah! Don’t tell Joe Biden that I’m hanging out with Mitt. He just doesn’t understand.

Today while I was in class, I heard the guys who sit behind me arguing about the election. Was a republican, the other a democrat. They wouldn’t stop yelliing and bantering about the other party’s candidate.

And their I was, in front of them, writing my erotic fanfiction. (It’s coming along pretty well.)