chocomancy  asked:

Trick or Treat, Obama/Romney!!

“Mister Romney, you know we can’t do this anymore…”

“Shush, Barrack. I don’t want to hear it. Not now,” whispered Mitt Romney. He slowly slid his hand down the president’s thigh, chanting recent poll numbers as he went. The president remained quiet- eyes half lidded as in a trance. 

After a few minutes, Romney pushed away from Obama and ripped off his trousers. Obama gasped and said, “Look at that booty, show me the booty. Give me the booty, I want the the booty. Back up the booty, I need the booty. I like the booty, oh what a booty." 

They proceeded to make love with the force of a thousand congressional campaigns. 

Seriously though, why do people keep expecting Obama to have everything fixed in four years? Do you people even realize how screwed up everything is? There is no way we can fix things when people keep wanting to change things every four years without really giving plans and ideas a chance to work the kinks out. We will never know if something works if we keep changing it before anything really gets started. Nothing is perfect, no one is perfect so there is no perfect candidate or president or plan or form of government. No one is focusing on any issues at hand like education, health care, especially for women, jobs, and help to those who actually need it. It’s all this party-politics bullshit and simply supporting someone because they are republican or democrat without having any idea as to what it is they support. Get your heads out of your asses and educate yourself before you start spewing forth your infinite knowledge.