obama zombies

Here is what happened when I put all the MBTI types + some politicians and paranormal creatures in Brantsteele’s Hunger Games simulator

 A shorter version without pictures is coming soon.

Here are the contestants. Is it bad I want Trump dead?

The Bloodbath:

I had high expectations for you, Werewolf……

WEREWOLF AND ISTJ ARE ELIMINATED!

I never thought Trump is capable of smart decisions….

Day 1:

He is such a charmer, isn’t he?

I pity you, ENTP…

Yeah, stalking a dead corpse without mind is really smart…

Guess that is what the Hunger Games does to poor feeling types..

I honestly don’t know what can stop this team.

Feeling type drama!!!

Current situation:

Night 1:

I honestly start thinking that one of the mutants is going to win.

Zombies are ruthless biscuit destroyers.

I have a bad feeling about this. INFP should sleep with one eye open.

Oh! So that is why ENFP’s label is “The champion”

ESTJ IS ELIMINATED!

I sense a new Capitol love story….

Why can’t it be known sponsor?!

Day 2:

“We, monsters, should help each other.”

Feeling type drama number 2!

Opposites attract.

THE WHITE SHACK! HUH? HUH?

Current situation:

Night 2:

Wow.

Feeling types drama number 3.

Trump has no opposition now. ARE YOU HAPPY MUTANT, INFP AND ISFP?!

OBAMA, ONE OF THE ZOMBIES AND CLINTON ARE ELIMINATED!

Day 3:

Wow. I really start to think that we, Thinking types scare Feeling types.

I start doubting Thinking types’ strategic thinking.

ENTP AND ENTJ ARE ELIMINATED!

Looks like we, INTPs are scary.

Okay, The Capitol’s love for monsters is disturbing me.

Current situation: A lot of murders happened. Most kills were made by the ISFP- 5!

Night 3:

Katniss and Peeta number 3.

Seriously, Feeling types?

The scary INTP running from its opposite.

Night 4:

Ok?

Feeling type drama number…..I lost the number.

Wow. This surprised me.

Just imagined a zombie singing.

Day 5:

This will be interesting to watch.

I don’t know which one is more strange.

Night 5:

Feeling types are just too trusting.

STOP FEEDING THE CORPSES!

NEVER. EVER. GIVE. INTPs. EXPLOSIVES! It is more likely to kill them than their opponents.

I didn’t expect that. From both sides.

INTP starts becoming a pcychopat.

He became dangerous.

Day 6:

That INTP is good.

Originally posted by stupid-depressive-confused

Day 7:

Moral teachings don’t count in the arena.

COME ON! There has been no murder for several days!

Night 7:

Finally some egoism!

YOU HAD A CHANCE ESFJ! YOU HAD IT!

Look what are the Games doing to the Feeling types.

Katniss and Peeta number 4

Day 8:

“I thought we were friends.”

Two teams. One game.

Night 8:

FINALLY SOME DEATH!

MUTANT AND ENFJ ARE ELIMINATED!

Of course.

Day 9:

I am scared from my own personality type.

Originally posted by aces-of-winter

Current situation: 12 alive, 12 dead. ISFP still holds the record for most kills.

Night 9:

The most epic death.

ESFJ IS ELIMINATED!

INTP is doing well.

Bonus: INFJ IS ELIMINATED! Being the rarest type didn’t help you, huh?

Day 10:

Introverts for the win!

Current situation: 10 alive, 14 dead. Here are some statistics!

60% of the surviviors are Introverts

20 % are Extraverts

The other 20 % are ugly creatures.

Night 10:

Feeling drama again + the two types I am divided between socializing.

Day 11:

Nothing worth of mentioning happened.

Night 11:

Feeling drama for the hundredth time.

The Zrump alliance.

Day 12:

Just stop with the Feeling drama already!

Come on Zombie! You can catch him!

Night 12:

Day 13:

ISFJs are just too caring.

This is what you are getting for not talking to me, cousin.

INFP IS ELIMINATED!

Current situation: Nine alive. ENFP is one kill away from tying with ISFP’s record.

Night 13:

Trump is a grumpy old man, ISxP couple is a fact, and ENFP died the way I thought INTP would.

ENFP IS ELIMINATED!

The Feast: FINALLY SOME DEATH!

INTJ AND ESTP ARE ELIMINATED!

Day 14:

Ok?

Looks like the cold-blooded killer has finally found a place to live.

Well, she tended to your wounds, after all.

Current situation: The only danger to ISFP’s record is gone. Six people alive. Some statistics:

4 out of the 6 surviviors are Introverts.

There are no Extraverts left.

There is only one iNtuitive type compared to three Sensing.

There is only one Judger compared to three Percievers.

Two Thinkers, two Feelers.

Night 14: Nothing worth of mentioning

Day 15:

It looks like Trump is not going to die.

The last one who stalked him is dead. Do you want to be the next?

Night 15:

THE REIGN OF THE GREAT UNDEAD KING IS OVER!

ZOMBIE IS ELIMINATED!

There is something magical, called hypothermia.

Day 16:

I start to ship them. Also, Feeling drama!

Originally posted by orbo-gifs

Current situation: Five people alive. Ironically enough, Trump is the only one who hasn’t killed anyone.

Night 16:

HE WISHED FOR THAT SO MUCH TIMES! DAMN DO IT ALREADY!

Bonus: Feeling drama.

Day 17:

ISs against the world.

Arena event:I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS!

A swarm of tracker jackers invade the arena, but everyone survives.

Night 17:

Nothing special.

Day 18:

INTP the Creeper and Trump the Stranglerer.

ISTP IS ELIMINATED!

Current situation: The games are coming to an end. Four people left alive.

Three Introverts, Two Sensors, One iNtuitive, Two Feelers, One Thinker, Two Perceivers, One Judger, and one ruthless racist. WHO WILL WIN?

Night 18:

Maybe it is for the best, but I still hate Trump.

Day 19: Trump receives hatchet from unknown sponsor.

Night 19:

We have all seen what Trump is capable of with explosives.

ISFP feels ignored by sponsors.

Day 20:

AGAIN?!

Night 20: ISFP and ISFJ divide

Day 21: Nothing special

Night 21:

I am questioning his sanity too!

Day 22:Nothing special

Current situation: The final three tributes: Trump, ISFP, ISFJ. Who will win? ISFP has 5 kills, Trump-2, and ISFJ-1.

Night 22:

So the ship TrISFJ is not going to happen?

ISFJ IS ELIMINATED!

Day 23:

TRUMP IS ELIMINATED!

For a second I thought he might win.

THE WINNER IS ISFP!

THE RECORD FOR MOST KILLS IS 6 KILLS BY ISFP!

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things i want from s3

we’ve already had aliens and plant zombies and even the grand canyon but consider these:

- ghost themed episode

- some kind of fairy tale themed episode (GIVE ME 10K HAVING TO RESCUE MURPHY FROM ‘A DRAGON’ AKA A GANG OR SOMETHING)

- the white house/zombie obama 

- olympic-sprinter zombies

- more zombies on viagra

- a group of zombie soccer moms

- a badass gang of 12 year old girls who wreak havoc on anyone who tries to get in the way of them living out their days in an old Justice store that no one in the group knows how to deal with

I went to the Dollar Tree today, and this book was in a bin. So, I thought what the hell, it’s only a dollar. I could use some laughter from conservatives being serious and ridiculous.

This happens to be one of the reviews on the book

“Jason Mattera is a national treasure. You’ve seen him ambush interview and demolish some of liberalism’s biggest names. Now he’s served our nation yet again by exposing the liberal lunatics who gave us President Obama. Piercing, eye-opening, and deliciously witty, Obama Zombies is required reading for an entire generation who have been sold liberal lies.”

—Ann Coulter, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Guilty: Liberal “Victims” and Their Assault on America

fucking perfect, okay haha

Though I am a little upset that it’s not about Obama being a zombie :(