obama sux

Because I love you, I’m going to sum up Ted Cruz’s speech at the TXGOP convention, so you don’t have to watch it:

HELL YEAH, TEXAS! DC SUCKS! BOO OBAMA! DEMOCRATS HAVE COOTIES AND ARE COMING FOR YOUR GUNS! FREEDOM! I LIKE THE CONSTITUTION! I LIKE THE BILL OF RIGHTS! BUT ONLY THE PARTS ABOUT GUNS AND GOD! OBAMA SUX 5EVER! REAGAN! REAGAN! REAGAN!

You’re welcome.