“I’d like it to happen, because I miss him and I miss the band and I miss the fans and I miss singing them songs. But it’s in the lap of the gods, not Noel Gallagher, as much as he’d like to think he’s a bit of a god, but he ain’t… Cos I’ve seen him coming for years. He thought that I was going to be down and out, and then he’d turn round and say: “Sorry about this, lads, but I’m going to have to put my wicked solo career on hold because I need to help my brother out.” But I ain’t fucking poor. I’m still standing. No. It ain’t happening, mate. When I think about it, being in a band with him bores the death out of me. He’s changed, as a person. He’s not someone I want to be in a band with. He’s part of the establishment.” - Liam Gallagher about a possible Oasis reunion (x)

Tell you what, I love this man even more! No hate on Noel, but even though I’m biased I can’t disagree with Liam

April's Oasis

It was after the turtles had settled in their new home, the oasis, after crossing the postapocolyptic wasteland and fighting ruthless mutants. Donniebot put out the call to his girlfriend and fellow ninja, April O'Neil.

“April! It’s Donnie! We found oasis. I’m sending you the coordinates now.” The robot turtle said, sending her the info as to their exact local. The kunoichi, now in her early 30’s, received the message in her hideout and smiled. “Thanks, D! We’ll be there as soon as we can.”
“See you soon. And April?”
“Yes, D?”
“Bring it with you.”
“You got it.” The redhead smiled and looked at a large metal box hooked up to several batteries. After hanging up, she walked over to it, placed her hand on it and sighed. “Soon, Donnie… And I can’t wait.”

Once everything was in the party wagon, Casey and Angel got inside the front seat as April was in the back with the box. “What’s in that thing that don wanted you to bring?” Casey asked, starting the van and putting it in drive. April just smiled and kept her slender fingers on it as she simply said, “something I’ve wanted for so long…”

“Whatever.” He rolled his eyes and they were off like a rocket, Donatello’s coordinates beeping on a display screen as they headed straight there.

Casey was grown up, too. Late 30s, toned body built for their new world, and a heart only for his little sister. Mainly because she was the only other survivor of the M-bomb. He kept his eyes on the road ahead, focused on reuniting with the others as soon as possible.

April was thinking back to when it happened. When the bomb struck. Leo saved them all, but it was Donnie who shielded April from the blast. “I love you, April. I always have.” Was his final words before he almost died. After the dust cleared, she saw it was donnies mind in his latest Metalhead experiment. It was professor Honeycutt all over again. Before going their separate ways, the two worked on something that’ll help them a lot. Something they saw years ago and one was the subject of the experiment. Now it is the other way around.

The lights on the case glowed a light purple, the fogged glass only showing barely a shape inside as the van kept travelling at incredible speed.

A couple days pass, and the van arrived. Oasis. Casey pulled into a clearing and stopped. April was the first to step out and see. “Wow… It’s so beautiful, here.” She said with a smile, then something walked up to them.

“You’re still the most beautiful sight in the world.” The figure said before coming out of the shadows with clanking metal sounds. “Donnie!” April yelled excitedly, running up and hugging the robot turtle. Tears of joy came from her eyes as she looked at him and he looked back.

“Hey D.”
“Hey A. You got it?”
“It’s in the back.”
“It’s ready?”
“It’s ready.”

The robot threw open the back doors of the vehicle, letting out a cheerful giggle as he started working. April smiled and let out a giggle herself, while Casey was scratching his head. “Okay, seriously. What the heck is in that thing???” He asked as he watched.

April rolled her eyes and explained. “Remember a few years ago when I found out I was a mutant? Well, this is a project D and I have been working on. But we weren’t getting anywhere until that M-bomb went off. So, while Donnie and Raph was looking for a new place to live,.. I finished this.”

Donnie hooked up to the box, making the cord glow for a while. Soon robo-Donnie fell over onto the van floor and the case opened with a hiss. Inside was a body. A clone of Donatello. He opened his eyes and looked around. “Did it work?”

April smiled, tearing up as she raced to him and hugged the mutant close. “It worked, D. It worked. My mutant boyfriend is back!” The woman cheered, kissing Donnie passionately as Casey looked around for raph.

The giant mutant walked up to the van and smiled, giving each other a guy hug before meeting Angel. Although younger than Casey, she was still an adult like the others. In her early 20s.

After the happy reunion, (and some time alone in the van,) Donnie and April set out with the Raph, Casey and Angel to find the others. Leo was meditating by a large pond, where mikey was splashing around and playing in. April smiled in donnies arms as she removed her kunoichi suit and jumped in for a swim. “AHHH!!! Feels good after so long! Come on in, D! The waters fantastic!” The redhead shouted.

Donatello, still getting used to bring in a flesh and cold blood body, jumped in after her and they swam around together for a while. To Donnie, it had finally become paradise. Back in his body, with the love of his life at his side forever.

A year later, they were married and even expecting their first child. Karai, shinigami, Renet and even Mona Lisa joined them in the oasis. For all, it had truly become paradise.

The End.

the 2017 oasis reunion everyone has been betting on is literally just liam leaving stage at glasto jumping the barrier and fist fighting noel in the middle of the crowd

I don’t know. From the texts I receive from him, he’s all right, because he’s still being a little bit of a cheeky cunt. According to my mam he’s all right. But I don’t know.
—  Noel Gallagher about his brother, 2015 [x]

Liam Gallagher talks to Zane Lowe about Oasis and Noel Gallagher:

“If you want to come and hear Oasis music done properly, come to my gig. Our kid is doing them like Dolly Parton, y'know what I mean?”

About an Oasis reunion
“We don’t do it for the money. Listen mate, we didn’t do Oasis for the money. I’ve done it to make music and to get out of Manchester, just to see what was going on out there. Most important thing that people keep missing is that me and our kid don’t speak, and that’s the saddest thing about it. Whoever is wrong or right, two wrongs don’t make no right. Before Oasis get back together, me and Noel has got to start becoming brothers and friends again. So  it doesn’t matter how many noughts you put on it [the cheque]. It ain’t about the money. We were the real deal.”

His favorite Oasis song
“Live Forever. Still gives me goosebumps I sing it.”

Liam being Liam
“For me music is about having a laugh as well. Life is about having a laugh. And everyone seems to be putting out a tune, taking the cheque and going back to their big houses. They don’t have much to say. No one seems to be having a laugh. And I find it funny taking a piss out of my older brother, who thinks his shit doesn’t stink, and it does. And it’s very childish and I know all that, but I find it funny.”

A few questions, only for Mad Fer It
  • 1: Favorite song?
  • 2: Favorite band member?
  • 3: Favorite non-Gallagher band member?
  • 4: Favorite album?
  • 5: Favorite song from the four last studio albums?
  • 6: Top 5 B-Sides?
  • 7: Top 10 songs?
  • 8: Albums from favorite to least favorite?
  • 9: Which albums do you own?
  • 10: Do you own any single? Say which one
  • 11: Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds or Beady Eye?
  • 12: Wonderwall or Live Forever?
  • 13: Don't Look Back in Anger or The Masterplan?
  • 14: Liam or Noel?
  • 15: Bonehead or Gem?
  • 16: Guigsy or Andy?
  • 17: Favorite drummer?
  • 18: Do you believe in Oasis 2015?
  • 19: Do you believe in an Oasis reunion?
  • 20: Whats your theory on Oasis split?
  • 21: If you had to choose between a reunion or Noel and Liam making up what would you chose?
  • 22: Would you send Noel to heaven or hell?
  • 23: Would you send Liam to heaven or hell?
  • 24: Have you ever named something after anything related with Oasis?
  • 25: How long are you fan?
  • 26: How have you become fan?
  • 27: What's the first song have you hear?
  • 28: What's the weirdest thing you've done as a fan?
  • 29: Have you ever attended to a gig?
  • 30: Have you ever met a band member?

My conspiracy theory about Oasis reunion

Back when Liam was promoting the Supersonic documentary, I remember Alan McGee didn’t seem very favourable to a reunion. And a few months ago, he confirmed it:

“I just hope they don’t spoil the legend, try and recreate and get back together,” McGee told The Sun.  “They’d fuck it up. As long as you don’t do that, then they are legends forever. So let’s leave it legendary.” (NME)

But as soon as Liam started showing clear signs that his solo career was going very well, the plot changed:

‘Liam is going to be big, Noel is going to be big….That has got to help when it comes to Oasis reforming because they’re not going to come back unless both have equal status,’ he said.

He told the Sun that he loved Liam’s new album, adding: ‘The fact that Liam is going to come back with such a successful album weirdly helps the chances of them reforming.’ (Metro)

Then, they posted these pictures almost at the same time on Instagram – I think it was when Liam was in Venice and the gig was cancelled bc of a storm, and Noel was there too.

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Well, then Liam said that Noel was faking tears at Manchester Arena and the whole thing went tits up…

But still, it seems like Liam is making a videoclip, and there are big chances that it’s for Come Back To Me. And it all gets even more interesting when you consider that it’s being filmed at King Tuts, where Oasis met Alan McGee and got the record deal.

I don’t know if Noel is involved on it or not – and he also said he doesn’t need the millions. But Liam also says he wouldn’t do it for the money and that he and Noel needs to be brothers again before start talking about a reunion, and he certainly ain’t lying. But nobody can deny that if it happens a lot of people (aside from the band, obviously) would make tons of money, and that’s probably why there are so many “lust” over this reunion.

Also, I have the impression that Noel seemed to have rushed a little bit to make his 3rd album – I don’t know, I might be wrong. But he usually takes some rest before starting making another album, but Chasing Yesterday was released in 2015, y’know? Maybe I’m wrong, but both Liam and Noel will finish promoting their albums in 2019 – Noel will probably tour in South of America by the first trimester, then he’ll do a few gigs in Europe again and that’s it. They’ll have the right time to sit and talk about a reunion.

I don’t know, I’ve been thinking about it for months and after I saw that King Tuts thing, I needed to get it out of my chest… now. lol