Viktor:- I swear to god, he has fucking THUNDER THIGHS. Every time I see him in tight clothing I almost have a stroke!
He has the body of a fucking Goddess.
Phichit: IKRRRR??!??! The first time we met in college, he was drunk and trying to climb the school’s flag pole at 3am in the morning! He got to the top and just hung there by. his. thighs. It was so iconic!!! There are still pictures on my phone, wanna see?
Viktor: *is fucking vibrating with excitement* O mg , y E s !!
Yuuri:*is listening into the conversation because Viktor accidentally butt-dialed him* *muffled screeching and the crash of objects*
if you value your life, do not fight anakin. he probably deserves it, but you might die, so i wouldn't recommend.
he's gone through enough shit, why do you even want to fight him? i guess if you really need to, just know that there's no way you will ever win, but he won't kill you unless you're an immediate threat. just don't hurt him, please, he does not deserve any more hardships.
why would you fight ahsoka? do you like beating up innocent padawan ladies who have never done you any wrong? plus, anakin will probably gut you.
literally do not fight rex. he is completely innocent and has experienced too much sadness for one very short clone lifetime, please do not fight him. plus he will fuck you up, i mean have you seen this boy??? like anakin probably won't come after you but it's because he knows he doesn't need to.
please fight barriss. you know exactly why. just do it! fight her! she deserves to have her ass kicked immediately.
she'll hand you your ass and probably kill you, but if you want to fight her, then i guess?? sure???
DO NOT FIGHT SATINE. you will win, but at what cost? AT WHAT COST???? plus, obi-wan will kick your ass.
he's a great politician, but he's also as useful in a fight as a tie-dye handbag, so you probably shouldn't fight him. i mean, you'd win, but it wouldn't be satisfying.
she might seem weak and easy to defeat, but she's had like 10 assassination attempts and she's not even thirty yet, nor is she dead. do not fight her. PLUS, anakin would try to kill you if you even looked at her wrong, so like. there's that.
you should probably fight him, but you also really don't want to get on his bad side, but he's also strangely likeable, despite being a literal kidnapping, thieving, smuggling pirate? i dunno, dude. i guess you can fight him, but you should be careful.
i cannot stress how much you should fight palpatine. you'll probably die, but it will be worth it.