@ocustos (This is all your fucking fault)

Hi my name is Gul'dan, Darkness Incarnate and I have long thinning white hair that reaches my back spikes and have demonic green eyes like fel fire and a lot of people tell me I look like Kil'jaeden (AN: if u don’t know who they are get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Daniel Wu but I wish I was because they’re a major fucking hottie. I have mossy green skin. I’m also a orc , and I commit multiple genocides in The Black Morass where I’m Master of the Shadow Council (I’m 59). I’m a Stormreaver (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly the bones of my enemies . I love the Twisting Nether and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a series of interconnected cloth strips and a totem-covered tunic , skulls… lots of skulls and I was barefoot . I was wearing Durotan, son of Garad’s lifeforce . I was walking outside The Tomb of Sargeras. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Paladins stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Gul'dan, Darkness Incarnate !” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… grand Magistrix Elisande!