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Forgive them, count. Aside from Nastasia, they’re all huge dorks.

NOTE: In case you don’t know what Synthesia is, it’s the most used software to display MIDIs, or as people like to call it, impossible piano songs. [More info here]


#Hi guys #Sorry for being away for so long #Here you go as an apology #A long as heck ask #Also #It’s the highest one; beating ask nº 134 (3250px) #And now about the ask contents #Nastasia is the only one doing it right #Mimi has no idea #Poor O’Chunks #it isn’t his fault #Dimentio… well you can see him XD #And Mr. L is doing some shameless promotion #and he wasn’t even paid #he’s an idiot XD

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY SUPER PAPER MARIO!

To the game that ruined my life~ <3 
This took so long to make, but it was very much worth it, I know O’ Chunks might look weird because I’m really bad at drawing him so u h–
Also I tried to keep everyone in in-game style so yeah VvV~
I wanted to add Mr.L but He really wasn’t fitting in
i am so sorry b ut I did upload that nice Mr.L drawing the other day so u h ? yeah pretend 

Happy ninth anniversary to my favorite game <3

O'Chunks: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Nastasia: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.
Mimi: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Count Bleck: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!
Mr. L: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Dimentio: Mental stability, my old friend!
O'Chunks: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

What I know About the SPM villains

I have never played this game. Here goes.

Mimi
-mimimimimimimimimimimimimimi
- gimme ur goddamn money
- once exploded when someone inconvenienced her
-fuk u
-fashion
-i too turn into nightmare fuel when I don’t get my way
-she cute tho
-i’d go on a date w/ her tbh
-I don’t think I’m buff enough for her tho
-oh well

Bleck
- speaks in third person because he’s a pretentious fuck
-sad dad™
-dramatic
-gets people married so he can destroy the universe(s)
-screamed into void before it was cool
-is in love with a butterfly???

Nastasia:
-loves sad dad™
-fans hyperfocus on this fact and ignore p much everything else
-used to be a bat so fuck off
-is done with your shit
-the only responsible one
- suppresses everything(#relatable)
-mom????
-K
-brainwashing ftw

O'Chunks:
-I
-I dont know??
-how did they come up with this guy??
-arms are sashimi
- C H U N K Y
-Maybe not the smartest, but that’s okay
-tries
-has a crush on Nastasia??
-wears a kilt I think
-that’s important
-Loyal™

Mr. L:
-mom what did you do to him
-brainwashed
-edgy Luigi
-is Luigi
-keeps fucking up
-built a robot
-wants to die™
-hates Dimentio
-gets roasted on a daily basis

Dimentio:
-no
-do not
-clown-shaped trash can
-everybody is thirsty for him???why
-double-crosses the people he double-crossed his boss for earlier
-shut the fuck up, Dimentio
-still technically more redeemable than Sad Dad™, because he wanted a new universe
-whereas Sad Sad™ just wanted void
-takes nothing seriously
-will go through your shit
-boom

things that have happened in super paper mario
  • apparently mario is the hero of prophecy said to save all worlds from a universe-ending chaos heart brought about by princess peach and bowser getting married
  • if you keep saying no to the guy who wants to give you the pure heart so you can save the world you will eventually get a game over
  • “ok yeah. cool. great. got it, k?”
  • “GRAH-BOOGLY”
  • just o’chunks in general, really
  • “and so i arrive, like a sudden windstorm at a kindergarten picnic”
  • shut up dimentio
  • c:// error c:// running insult generator c:// result : go away yeti-lip
  • BLECK says count bleck
  • theres a part in chapter two where everything is rhyming. everything. is. rhyming. merlee won’t stop rhyming and mimi does it herself on accident
  • “and here i thought mimi’s ideal world was a gem-filled pool with hunky lifeguards”
  • “ENJOY LABOR”
  • press left on the d-pad for six minutes to get at least 10,000 rubees to get a really unnecessarily long code from a guy to get 1,000,000 rubees, essentially stealing them, to pay off your debt
  • mimi breaks her own neck and spins her head around before giant-ass spider legs come out of her head and she chases you around merlee’s unnecessarily large basement
  • CHERBILS
  • peach is actually a solid character in this game and she owns up to her own actions and helps you (and is a really good and balanced character) in the game
  • “my friends on the digibutter.nerr forums are gonna FREAK when i show them this”
  • apparently the bitlands has an affinity for red
  • “listen, pal, nobody likes having their butterfly kidnapped by a nerd, but you have to listen to me”
  • “but im BOWSER! im prime cut 100% final boss!”
  • this guy just shows up and starts hollering about bowser’s girth
  • I WOULD GLADLY STRANGLE AN AMAZEE DAYZEE IF GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY
  • “SHAKE THAT THORAX”
  • “do not think i did it out of the kindness of my robot heart”
  • right before you fight the boss of chapter three you have to answer a bunch of questions as peach (”my first love was an anime character!”) and then you have to go IN as peach and the boss (a chameleon nerd) gets so nervous that he opens up a program that turns the whole world into a dating sim
  • “so… how much do you make”
  • shut up dimentio
  • if you say no enough times to using the helmet you’ll get a game over
  • squirps
  • just
  • squirps
  • “AMORE AMORE AMORE”
  • theres an outhouse in space for some reason
  • you take this guy’s precious treasure map and give it to some alien fairy in said space outhouse for him to use as toilet paper
  • LUIGI GETS BRAINWASHED????
  • mr. l just kicks squirps away. just kicks him away.
  • “CRAGGA-WAGGA-WOOOOOOO”
  • a very old caveman says “hook us up, brahs”
  • you can make a pixl shout various phrases, all of which i opted to make the guy say curse words
  • “YEH CRAZED LOON”
  • S  H U T  U P  D I M E N T I O
  • “OOOOOWEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO”
  • a world literally ends right before your tender eyes. there is nothing left when you return to its remains.
  • DIMENTIO KILLS LUIGI
  • HE ACTUALLY KILLS HIM
  • LIKE
  • LUIGI ENDS UP IN THE PAPER MARIO EQUIVALENT OF HELL FOR SOME REASON
  • HE ACTUALLY DIES
  • AND THEN DIMENTIO GOES AND KILLS MARIO, PEACH, AND BOWSER TOO
  • WOULDN’T IT BE FUN IF WE COULD GO TO HELL
  • wELL SURPRISE, THE ONLY ONE THAT WENT TO HEAVEN WAS PEACH
  • “some people call it world -1″
  • the nimbis just talk in ye olde english
  • “gameovergameovergameovergameover CONTINUE”
  • borguy the 64th
  • shUt up dimentio
  • the weird emotional underlying story you’re getting after each chapter with some wahoos named blumiere and timpani with some mahjong-ass music playing in the bg
  • “THOU ART TOAST”
  • there is a character that is literally the paper mario equivalent of lucifer
  • SHUTUPDIMENTIO
  • IT TURNS OUT THE MAIN VILLAIN OF THE ENTIRE GAME IS A VERY EMOTIONALLY TORTURED PERSON AND IS TRYING TO COMMIT MASS OMNICIDE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HIS DAD KILLED HIS LOVER
  • “What Ended My Last Relationship” “DADDY ISSUES”
  • one by one each of your party members and each of count bleck’s main minions get ‘killed off’ before returning in the final fight
  • I AM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU DIMENTIO
  • DISRESPECTING LUIGI
  • DISRESPECTING LUIGI
  • DISRESPECTING LUIGI
  • DISRESPECTING LUIGI
  • DISRESPECTING LUIGI
  • that ending is going to rip out your heart and stomp on it so you’d best bring some tissues
  • NASTASIA DON’T CRY
  • DFJHKFLHFLDJKSHDFKHGJKLDHFGLKHGFDJKLHFGIOGJ
  • a good game overall
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They behave well in there. Sort of.


#This ask’s based on stuff that happened in the Simpsons #Maaan that show was good #anyway #This is probably the first time I’ve ever pictured Dimentio being kind to Mimi #but we all know that’s because he’s still misbehaving #XD #and don’t worry #O’ Chunks is alive #… #More or less #Also featuring: Ice cream parlour Howzit

I’ve been re-listening to TAZ and am currently in the middle of The Eleventh Hour. Roswell is one of my fav NPCs. They’re a good chunk o’ clay. They are rapidly endearing. Actually a lot of the NPCs in The Eleventh Hour just immediately strike a cord as lovable IMO. It might be my favorite arc? Hard to pick honestly! I maybe should have given them one less stomach seam and a visible belt. Hm.

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Help me I’ve been working on these wedding doodles all day. Basically u know…the typical wedding stuff…a cat is there….

I just…..want them ALL to be happy. 

Also this… is oooooooooold, really really old. I know my silly brain is running around screaming, but I just reminded myself that I’d drawn Peri making stuff from chunks ‘o hand ship. And seeing that bright green sword made me think OMG yay what if Peri builds a buncha crap for Ronaldo? eeee….