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Alyssa: If you bite it and you die; it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it’s venomous.


Chris: What if it bites me and it dies?


Alex: That means you’re poisonous, jesus christ, Chris, learn to listen.


Chris: What if it bites itself and I die?


Tobin: It’s voodoo.


Chris: What if it bites me and someone else dies?


Hope: That’s correlation, not causation.


Chris: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?


Kelley: That’s kinky.