o shea jackson

  • Me: I'm in love....aye, I'm in love
  • Best friend: Ugh, no not again. How many times do I need to tell you that falling in love with a fictional character or a celeb is not going to improve your dating status.
  • Get a grip.
  • There are so many dateable guys around you.
  • ME: Does any of them have a pen that can turn into a sword?
  • BF: no
  • Me: Does any of them intentionally burn good bread, gets hit by his mother and pretend throw it away so that the girl he likes can eat it?
  • BF: no
  • Me: Does any of them throw knives at the person who they like?
  • BF: what?
  • Me: Will any of them go to Japan and become super successful so that he can make himself worthy of the girl he likes?
  • BF: ummmm
  • Me: Will anyone of them do anything that the guys of The Mortal Instruments did for their loves?
  • BF: I haven't read...
  • Me: Do you want me to continue with my never ending list?
  • BF: UMmmm
  • ME: Yeah I THOUGHT SO. AND YOU TELL ME TO DATE MUNDANES?
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O’Shea Jackson Jr. as Dan Pinto in ‘INGRID GOES WEST’ - 8/11/17

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Ingrid Goes West [Trailer] Red Band Trailer

Directed by MATT SPICER
Starring AUBREY PLAZA, ELIZABETH OLSEN, WYATT RUSSELL, BILLY MAGNUSSEN and O'SHEA JACKSON JR.
Written by MATT SPICER & DAVID BRANSON SMITH

Opens in LA/NYC August 11th // Everywhere August 25th

Ingrid Thorburn (Aubrey Plaza) is an unhinged social media stalker with a history of confusing “likes” for meaningful relationships. Taylor Sloane (Elizabeth Olsen) is an Instagram-famous “influencer” whose perfectly curated, boho-chic lifestyle becomes Ingrid’s latest obsession. When Ingrid moves to LA and manages to insinuate herself into the social media star’s life, their relationship quickly goes from #BFF to #WTF. Built around a brilliantly disarming performance from Aubrey Plaza, Ingrid Goes West (winner of the Waldo Salt Screenwriting Award at Sundance) is a savagely hilarious dark comedy that satirizes the modern world of social media and proves that being #perfect isn’t all it’s cracked up to be

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Ingrid Goes West - Red Band Trailer #2

Starring Aubrey Plaza, Elizabeth Olsen, & O'Shea Jackson Jr.

In theaters August 11, 2017 (USA)

ive been w*t thinking about @valsdas post literally all day and it inspired a hunty to make a lil list of who i’d cast for the Boys video bc i love m’boys and i love to have fun (don’t @ me on any of these or im calling my lawyer)

  • justin theroux in a tight black shirt licking a neopolitan ice cream cone (honestly? ñüt)
  • tahar rahim and Rabah nait oufella in matching kimonos sprawled out on a lavendar love seat
  • my Gay Husband, oscar isaac, wearing a tank top and my favorite purple jockstrap, lifting weights, being spotted by our other Gay Husband, john boyega, wearing a polkadot romper with the back unzipped just a lil
  • mychal kendricks in overalls and a sunhat surrounded by corgis:)
  • frank ocean dressed in a bejeweled balmain jacket, sipping a capri sun, sitting on the hood on a delorean driven by o'shea jackson jr and lucien laviscount riding shotgun
  • joshua jackson covered in sweat, mowing the lawn in cutoff jorts with his t shirt wrapped over his head while james van der beek watches from a lawnchair next to a sign that says “team dawson”
  • ezra koenig pretending to be a lifeguard (we know his skinny lil legs cant swim fast enough to save anyone) with a lollipop in his mouth while pietro baltazar floats on giant lips
  • MBJ and ryan cooger having a full ass conversation on the phone while standing right next to each other
  • jordan ullman and majid al maskati playing naked poker in the rain
  • john slattery in a fur coat, smoking a cigar while filling a kiddie pool with champagne (im sitting in the pool, sipping champagne in my church hat)
  • trevante rhodes playing in a ball pit giggling hysterically
  • ryan phillipe and joe manganiello in speedos hosing each other down (nüt)
  • james wolk in a wetsuit on a fur rug eating a gooey ass cheesy ass pizza 
  • isha blaaker in a floral shirt in the middle of a greenhouse watering plants
  • ezekel elloit doing squats while strobe lights flash all around (double n*t)
  • alfie enoch and conrad ricomora making smores using the stove, staring  wistfully into each other’s eyes
  • bonus scene: elijah wood looking high as a kite wearing a t shirt that says daddy with dan radcliffe sitting in his lap wearing a “hunty” tee