- Me: I'm in love....aye, I'm in love
- Best friend: Ugh, no not again. How many times do I need to tell you that falling in love with a fictional character or a celeb is not going to improve your dating status.
- Get a grip.
- There are so many dateable guys around you.
- ME: Does any of them have a pen that can turn into a sword?
- BF: no
- Me: Does any of them intentionally burn good bread, gets hit by his mother and pretend throw it away so that the girl he likes can eat it?
- BF: no
- Me: Does any of them throw knives at the person who they like?
- BF: what?
- Me: Will any of them go to Japan and become super successful so that he can make himself worthy of the girl he likes?
- BF: ummmm
- Me: Will anyone of them do anything that the guys of The Mortal Instruments did for their loves?
- BF: I haven't read...
- Me: Do you want me to continue with my never ending list?
- BF: UMmmm
- ME: Yeah I THOUGHT SO. AND YOU TELL ME TO DATE MUNDANES?
what other celeb guys are you into besides tom !!