o m g this movie

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“We believe in you.”

*wipes away tear* Me, too, Strawberry Man. Me, too. 

Shrek: An Icon

Originally posted by crankygoose

Request:  Hi! I was wondering if you could do a fic about Ethan and the reader? Thank you!

Summary: Fem!Reader and boyfriend Ethan are chillin’ watching Shrek when disagreements occur about the iconic movie.

A/N: Henlo, this took me forever because I may or may not have decided to binge watch the shrek movies while writing this oops sorry not sorry. Gif is supposed to be Ethan’s face when he and reader and Mark all disagree hahaha. Thanks for the request! This was fun to write!

Wordcount: 521, good size, full of meme references

Warnings: I swore once and I also talk about a lot of controversial issues; for example, what the most iconic line in shrek is. Read at your own risk.

Please request some more! This is my last request and now my inbox is empty so pls,,,,,, I beg you,, r e q u e s t s o m e t h i n g

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tumblr; i dont like la la land because its straight and white

tumblr; *stans every other straight and white movie*

me:

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First Impressions of “Olaf’s Frozen Adventure”

Let me get this out of my system:

SQUEEEEEEEE!

Yes, all the feels were there.  In spades.  The look on little Elsa’s face as she waved to the crowd after ringing the Yule bell, then the fade into sad adult Elsa…OMG.

Kristoff was cuter than cute with his “Ballad of Flemmingrad” and yes, Elsa gagged a little at the suggestion she lick the troll.

No snowgies, so I guess we have to accept this takes place BETWEEN ‘Frozen’ and ‘Frozen Fever’.

The animation and music were first class.  Olaf was a hoot, and then he was so sad.

But the ending was … wonderful.

That Christmas tree out of ice?  Elsa created that the same way she did the chandelier in the Ice Palace, only upside-down!

Can’t wait for this to show up on DVD.

Oh, and CoCo??? O M G they hit it out of the park with that movie!

I was literally sobbing at the ending, it was so heartwarming.

Not sure about other people, but there were a couple of plot twists I didn’t see coming.  But they all were worked out to everyone’s satisfaction.

GO SEE THIS MOVIE!

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OMG HAS ANYONE ELSE SEEN THIS?!?!!!!!!! TOM HOLLAND IS GOING TO BE IN AN ANIMATED MOVIE WITH WILL SMITH?!?! O M G. WHAAAAAA. His character is so cute omg basically Peter Parker as a spy LIKE. Sorry for so many posts tonight, just saw this on google and DIED so I had to share. 😍 -Danielle

i met a woman in the village today

anonymous asked:

you saw Fantastic Beasts! how do you feel about Queenie and Porpentina Goldstein, or the MACUSA lady? what kinds of improvements do you think the narrative could've had besides, er, reversing certain casting decisions? (YELLS ANGRILY ABOUT AMERICAN MAGIC BEING A LOT MORE DIVERSE THAN IN THE MOVIE GODDAMMIT, G O D D A M M I T.)

listen, the thing about jkr’s worldbuilding is that it…..doesn’t work. it holds up like wet newspaper in a windstorm, except the windstorm is “any small amount of logic and awareness of world history and large-scale social change”

I recently had a furious discussion with cat @swanjolras​ about how completely idiotic jkr’s conception of world history is, and in particular, america.

featuring such thoughts as:

  • WHERE ARE QUEENIE AND TINA FROM AND HOW CAN THEY AFFORD A NICE BROWNSTONE
    • sidenote: is goldstein the only jewish surname jkr knows? if so, would it kill her to actually make that connection explicit?
  • IS SERAPHINA (macusa lady) IRL DESCENDED FROM SLAVES? IF YES EXPLAIN HOW THAT WORKS, IF NOT EXPLAIN HOW SHE CAME TO AMERICA
  • I can’t believe I have to care about ilvermony or whatever, but I would be interested in how first generation immigrant wizard kids acclimate to life in WHAT I IMAGINE is a pretty wasp-y school
    • follow-up questions such as: WHAT ABOUT KIDS BORN INTO SLAVERY
    • do wizards born into slavery have to go to school with the white wizards who own slaves?
    • WAS ILVERMONY EVEN INTEGRATED? WHEN WAS ILVERMONY EVEN INTEGRATED?
    • it still makes no sense for there to be one boarding school for the entire us. especially if it’s like….magical harvard. not everyone goes to magic harvard. there must be parochial schools and homeschooling and—
  • did wizards fight in the revolution? the civil war?
  • WHAT THE FUCK WAS HAPPENING RE: COLONIALISM AND MAGIC???
  • wh……y are wizards scared of muggles again? they have magic. muggles have guns that don’t inflict any damage.
    • WHY IS THE STATUTE OF SECRECY A THING
  • ALSO why the hell is the statute of secrecy more enforced in america than britain? that doesn’t make any sense given the population size and sheer square acreage of the us
    • like, if a wizard reveals something to a farmer in rural georgia, who the hell is going to investigate that
    • and if you’ve got immigrant enclaves from countries where magic is just a part of every day life, they are not going to turn their people over because they’re talking shop with nomajs
      • (a stupid word which I hate)
  • ………..the fact that macusa does not seem to VOTE on anything, there are no elected representatives, offends me in my goddamn soul.
    • Where the fuck was due process? you can’t just sentence someone to death without a trial 

so what would I change? all of that. literally all of it. I am honestly so close to rewriting the entire goddamn thing just for the satisfaction of doing so. To make Queenie and Tina actual characters, with backstories and motivations and explanations, and talk about how Seraphina managed to claw her way up to the head of the magical FBI in an era characterized by virulent racism. (I don’t buy jkr’s “racism isn’t a thing in the magical world!” nonsense, it’s straight up ridiculous.)

I reiterate: it was the least New York movie to ever be set in New York and the least American story to be ostensibly about America, and I’m so incredibly angry about it