o lie

cause of death: just friends

so here, have a kinda starco-ish amv thing. this song was literally perfect and had to be used. after all, they’re just friends right now *cries*

i tried

Poly Relationship Headcanons

-An A/A/O relationship and the three of them house hunting but having a difficult time with it because the Omega is being very picky about finding a house with a bathtub big enough for all three of them to fit in, which is nearly impossible. The Alphas are slightly frustrated but they also think it’s cute how important it is to their little mate

-An A/B/O relationship and the Alpha and Beta are all curled up on the couch watching a movie when their Omega walks in all grumpy (because they are low-key feeling left out) and silently shifting as the Omega squeezes themselves between the two and settles for a nap, sighing contently as one set of fingers run through their hair and another traces light circles on their shoulder

-An A/O/O relationship and one of the Omegas is pregnant and as the months go by and the other Omega helps take care of them, the nonpregnant Omega declares that they have no desire to ever go through all the pain and discomfort that comes with being pregnant…that is, until the babies are born and the Omega is so in love with them and they tell their Alpha they want to try for pups during their next heat…ignoring the smug looks on their mates faces at how quickly they’d changed their mind

-An A/A/O relationship in which the Omega seems very innocent most of the time but low-key gets riled up whenever the two Alphas get physical with each other. The Alphas catching on to the Omega’s secret pleasure and randomly making out with each other just to make their cute little Omega squirm until they decide to turn their attention to them

-An A/B/O relationship and during the Omega’s heat the Alpha does most of the fucking but the Beta is present, pulling the Omega to lie against their chest, stroking their hair and murmuring praises while maintaining eye contact with the Alpha because they know the Alpha loves it. The Beta taking it upon themselves to make sure everybody stays hydrated and happily pleasuring the Omega during the less intense waves of heat when the Alpha is less possessive and willing to share more

-An A/O/O relationship and whenever one Omega gets mad at the Alpha, the other Omega almost always takes their side because they are extremely sensitive to their Omega mate’s distress and they get very upset with the Alpha for making them unhappy

-An A/A/O relationship where both Alphas are obnoxiously horny and the very frequent activity is making the Omega tired and grouchy and finally they are just, “Honestly if you need it so badly just fuck each other for godsake, I need a nap.” and it’s not until the Omega is curled up in bed that they hear noises downstairs and with wide eyes and red cheeks they realise that the Alphas had obviously taken the suggestion to heart…sleeping becomes very hard after that

-An A/B/O relationship in which the Omega is more aggressive and outspoken and the Beta is very quiet and gentle, so outside of heats the Alpha and Omega treat the Beta how Omegas are usually treated. The Omega acting much softer around the Beta and being so content to hand feed them little snacks they’ve made, always lighting up whenever they receive praise for their cooking. The Alpha absolutely loving it when the usually reserved Beta plops down on them and demands cuddles and affection that the Alpha is all too happy to provide, being even more happy when their grumpy Omega finally comes in and gives them both a kiss before settling in to cuddle the Beta as well

-An A/O/O relationship in which one Omega is very anxious and gets depressed a lot when left alone so the Alpha suggests adding another Omega to the relationship so they won’t be as lonely anymore when the Alpha is busy. Both agreeing but being nervous as the Alpha tries to find an Omega that they think will be suitable and quickly becoming attached to a very sweet and cheerful Omega…the Alpha being thrilled when their current Omega forms an immediate attachment to the new mate that they chose

the thing that gets me most abt mcu’s Lie is that,,,, there is 100% a way they could have had steve lie to tony and have it play out in a way that was 12049354859x more impactful and devastating and relevant to their actual character development. bc the way mcu chooses to go abt it, it just makes steve come off as a dick as far as tony is concerned ?? we get no insight into his thought process or his motivations re: tony, all we get is a ‘i’m sorry you were hurt’ letter and Fuck That tbh. if ur going to go this far to hurt someone i want to see actual emotional repercussions and the Guilt play out in real time. 

bc it’s not like steve didn’t have His Reasons to lie to tony, i’m never going to deny that, i sympathise w/ his motives. tonys across the multiverse have lied to their steves, or committed sins of omission for a greater purpose, but we always saw how those emotional ramifications fucked them up. we saw the motivation + the aftermath of the Lie, the actual remorse they felt. they chose to do the bad thing and lie, knowing they’d hurt steve, but we always saw them struggling with the choice and Suffering for it. when these two lie to each other, the outcomes of not telling that person in the first place always manifest in much worse, much more volatile and destructive ways.

apart from a less shitty apology letter, mcu’s format doesn’t allow them to pull a ‘confession’ extra where the whole truth comes out and we see how badly steve was effected by What He Did. instead, knowing that they were building up to cw in the first place, mcu should’ve given us a friendship worth breaking apart in the 1st place. like my god, actual screentime or cinematic cues through the screenwriting/blocking/execution of scenes that showed us steve making this choice between honesty + keeping tony in the dark, steve being aware of, for starters, the huge impact the starks’ death had on tony. bc for fuckin real, you can straight-up lie to someone u consider nothing more than a coworker but u can’t then turn around and say ‘u know what i was trying to spare you’ like ???? spare them from what? if you barely knew that person in the first place how can you Possibly claim that you were trying, partly, to protect them too? what the fuq does steve know abt tony stark + his relationship with his parents anyway? was it not in the file he read that SHIELD first gave him in the avengers (2012) that his parents died in a car crash when he was 21;;;;;; is he not aware that tony is literally building and rolling out a multi million dollar technology based on dealing w/ the ptsd + trauma associated w/ that event?????????

tldr this is just me trying to @ myself to be less hypocritical bc the truth + telling the truth when it comes at the cost of huge sacrifice has been a problem for a lot of stevetony iterations and many of those times tony has been the guilty party. but i just fuckin wish mcu had given us a dynamic worth giving a shit abt instead of forcing this ‘i thought i was sparing you even tho we’re barely even friends outside of work’ bullshit at the expense of making their mcu steve rogers come off as completely insensitive, heartless and oblivious to someone he’s supposed to consider a friend + teammate

“Fuck Loyalty” in Shakespearean verse

BRIENNE

Prithee now Ser Jaime –

JAIME

‘Twas well to gaze upon thee, wench, but woe;

When next we meet, I fear ‘twill be as foes.

BRIENNE

[aside]

Avaunt, this hollow guise of disregard–

Such noise, when bittered tongue betrays the heart!

[to JAIME]

Thine eye and mine both fell upon the sight;

A thing of death and darkness, monster-like!

JAIME

Such things the more of which I’m loathe to see

[aside]

And yet, would take arms ‘gainst them all with thee.

[to BRIENNE]

Alas, my loyal sword’s sworn to my queen—not thine,

Whose doltish brother ne’er hast learnt to lie.

BRIENNE

O fie on loyalty–fie!

JAIME

Fie on loyalty? How now, what meanest thou?

BRIENNE

Houses, honor, oaths—nothing shall they mean

When life’s own flame burns out. Persuade thy queen.

JAIME

What wouldst thou have me say, ha?

What wouldst thou have me do?

[exit JAIME]

BRIENNE

[aside]

I would thou couldst but be the man thou art;

The one who lives inside thy golden heart.


(full Jaime x Brienne Shakespeare collection here)

CH 130 (Spoilers and Victorian inheritance laws bs)

Let me introduce you to this thing called primogeniture. In Victorian times, because I had to do some research for writing a couple fics.


In Victorian times, there was a patriarchal system which was founded on a primogeniture inheritance system as well. What did this mean? The first male son inherited everything from his father once he died.

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