You all have these different cultures headcanons for Grantaire, like half Greek, Irish, African American etc. But I’d love to see/write something with Brazilian Grantaire.
Not just because I am Brazilian but because Brazil is a big diverse country, made up of different ethnic groups and cultures, where you can find people with all sorts of accents and appearances, where we had an avant-garde artistic movement that challenged the perspectives of what was accepted as art. And for the bohemians, we have every imaginable type of alcoholic beverage.
Canon Era Grantaire has a cynical sense of humor that reminds me a lot of a typical Brazilian person. Also, here people make up the worst possible pick-up lines, in an attempt to ask someone out in a more fun way. So all I can imagine is Grantaire using these:
“Ei, Enj, a varinha escolhe o bruxo e a minha escolheu você.”
(“Hey, Enj, the wand chooses the wizard and mine chose you.”)
“Enjolras, eu morreria em um filme do Tarantino por você.”
(”Enjolras, I’d die in a Tarantino movie for you.“)
“Posso te fazer uma massagem nos pés?”
("Can I give you a foot massage?”)
“Não sou de esquerda nem direita, sou seu.”
(“I’m neither left nor right wing, I’m yours.”)
“Vim do futuro para dizer que você perdeu a chance de me beijar uma vez, não perca de novo.”
(“I came from the future to tell you that you missed the chance to kiss me once, do not miss it again.”)