“It’s stuck and washing ain’t fixing it! Don’t laugh, I’ll fucking kill you!”
“Go ahead and try it, amazing hair lad!”
I'm starting to realize the reason I ship you and Haley so hard is because you two are a walking stereotype of all of my favorite ships and I'm w e a k. Haley read your fics and fangirled over you before you two even talked *cough* Dan *cough* She's 18 and the red gay and you're 17 and the blue gay *cough* Klance *cough* If one of you was Hufflepuff and the other Gryffindor like DnP I'd be g o n e. Also like the artist and the writer? What kind of cheesy au bullshit?