During our first Black Hack campaign, Angelo was a bratty thief, Nyxie was also thief and Angelo’s main crush. Nyxie had just gotten saved by Angelo because goblins were attacking our campsite and Angelo had a bow and arrows. After the battle ended, Nyxie was still a good distance away from Angelo.
Angelo: I make a heart with my hands towards Nyxie and wink, then mouth “my tent, tomorrow night”.
Nyxie: I return the heart sign for a second, but then I promptly rip the heart in half and flip Angelo off with both hands.
GM: Angelo, roll for initiative twice.
[Critical fail both rolls]
GM: Angelo, while you were standing there shocked that the girl of your dreams flipped you off and practically hates you, a large flying bird decided to drop a good-sized stone on your head.
[after calculating damage]
GM: If you were having a bad day before, now it’s terrible. A bird knocked you out. You are now unconscious.