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  • stevie: It's like the retarded cousin you don't wanna take to prom
  • stevie: but you have to because no one asked you
  • stevie: and your mom makes you
  • stevie: and your friends are like, "who's your date?"
  • stevie: and he'll be like, "HEY GUYS I'M JEFFIE."
  • stevie: this'll be Jeffie, and this'll be Sally.
  • stevie: no, not Sally, Sally's a dumb name, and I hate it.
  • stevie: her name'll be Josephina.
  • stevie: and she had to take her retarded cousin to the prom on my head.
  • stevie: and the two in the back are twins.
  • stevie: one's cross-eyed, and the other is perfect.