nyu fates

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Akame:</b> I'm the anime character who suffered the most.<p/><b>Kaede:</b> bitch please my friend has been shot, they thought she was a Diclonius and I've been locked up for years.<p/><b>Ganta:</b> guys, I've been the victim of a conspiracy and ended up in jail where I got beaten up.<p/><b>Kaneki:</b> are you serious all of you I've been tortured for 12 days, my mother used to beat me up when I was a child and became an orphan when she died plus there is this guy who wants to eat me...<p/><b>Alexander:</b> my Maria has been killed, she was my only friend when they were performing experiments on us all and some died in horrible conditions and when the Qwaser of sodium blocked my brain, the Qwaser of Gold scarred my face and I had to bury my friend Olja in the snow during a russian blizzard.<p/><b>Eren:</b> I've been eaten up by Titans and got my limbs ripped off several times, lost many friends and killed a loved one by accident.<p/><b>Kariya:</b> calm down kids I entered the Holy War for Sakura, she had her energy sucked up by insects and when I came back for her after being mayself eating up from the inside by insects, I died and she didn't even care.<p/><b>Yato:</b> if my friends forget me I stop living<p/><b>Kei:</b> ...I CAN'T DIE AND I'VE BEEN TORTURED AND KILLED HUNDREDS OF TIMES IN HUNDREDS OF WAYS PLUS THERE IS THIS OTHER GUY WHO IS AN AJIN TOO AND HE'S CHASING ME AND THREATENS ME TO CUT MY HEAD INDEFINITELY UNTIL AT SOME POINT HE THROWS IT AWAY SO I REALLY DIE ALSO THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS MY FACE AND WANTS TO MURDER ME FOR MILLIONS OF YENS. TO GO FROM PLACE TO PLACE I HAVE TO MAKE MYSELF DIE OF HUNGER THEN COME BACK TO LIFE AND DIE OF HUNGER AND COME BACK TO LIFE AGAIN AND AGAIN. MY ONLY FRIEND IS BEING CHASED AS WELL AND ANOTHER ONE DIED FOR HIM.<p/><b>Everyone:</b> we have a winner.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>