nysm quotes

Incorrect quotes (NYSM)
  • Atlas: Ladies and gentleman, I have some bad news. Lula was hit by a car.
  • Jack: Where?
  • Atlas: It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her, life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be ok.
  • Dylan: What is wrong with you? Why would you have to phrase is like that?
  • Henley: [Explaining a Turducken] It's a chicken in a duck in a turkey.
  • Danny: You know, because the holiday isn't quite gluttonous enough on its own.
  • Jack: Sounds awesome, is that what we're having?
  • Merritt: Nope. Although impressive, I decided they stopped short when designing the turducken.
  • Danny: Yeah. They seem like real underachievers there.
  • Merritt: So I decided to make my own variety.
  • Danny: What's that, a polecat stuffed in a possum?
  • Merritt: Nope, first we start with a hummingbird-
  • Jack: A what?
  • Merritt: Put that in a sparrow, stuff them both in a Cornish hen, then put that in a chicken. Put all that in a duck, then a turkey, then in a bigger turkey.
  • Henley: TWO turkeys??
  • Merritt: Hey, it's Thanksgiving. Put that in a penguin, stuff that in a peacock, then an eagle, shove it all in an albatross, then an emu, next comes an ostrich, then a leopard! Put all that in a pterodactyl, and then stuff it in a Boeing 747.
  • Dylan: Good work.
  • Danny: Thanks dad.
  • Danny: ...Why is everyone staring at me?
  • Henley: You just called Dylan dad. You said, "thanks dad".
  • Danny: What? No I didn't! I said thanks man.
  • Dylan: Do you see me as a father figure?
  • Danny: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me!
  • Merritt: Hey! Show your father some respect!