Nick: It’s Tuesday morning here on the radio 1 breakfast show and I’m here with my guests Harry Styles and his beautiful girlfriend Y/N Y/L/N
Harry: Good Morning
Nick: Now, this was not a scheduled appearance on the radio this morning was it Harry?
Harry: It was not
Nick: Tell the people how you got here, because this started out as a date didn’t it?
Harry: I wouldn’t call it date
Harry: *looks at Y/N* I would call it romantic morning ruined by grimmers
Y/N: H got me up early so that we could go out for a nice breakfast before we got to work for the day, and somehow, we ended up near the BBC and now we’re here
Nick: Harry and I planned this Y/N, you’ve been kidnapped, you’re never leaving these studios again
Harry: *chuckles* Geeze Grim, that’s a bit much
Nick: I’m joking, you’re free to leave any time you like Y/N
Y/N: Alright, bye *stands up to leave* *sits back down* I’m kidding, I’m not going anywhere, I don’t know where I am
Nick: Hopeless, should we go to a song now?
Nick: Any requests?
Nick: Alright, Harry would you like to introduce it?
Harry: Sure, I’m Harry Styles and this is my song Kiwi
Nick: That was kiwi, and Harry Styles is here, with his wonderful girlfriend Y/N
Harry & Y/N: Hello
Nick: So Y/N, are you having Harry’s baby?
Y/N: No, and I don’t enjoy cheap cigarettes either, nor do I have any intellect
Harry: Don’t put yourself down like that love
Nick: aww isn’t that sweet of you Harold.
Harry: *shrugs & smirks*
Nick: Now I figured since your both here we could play a game
Harry: Oh god
Nick: No it’s a good game, I’m going to quiz you on each other, So Y/N you will answer questions about Harry and Harry you will answer questions about Y/N and who ever gets the most right is the winner
Harry: What do we win?
Nick: The love and affection of your partner
Harry: I’ve already got that, I don’t need a quiz to prove it
Nick: Y/N you can go first since Harry is being a child
So, Y/N your first question, what does harry do every night before he goes to bed?
Y/N:*giggles* He sends himself an email with his schedule for the next day, then he has a cup of camomile tea while he gets himself ready for bed, because he’s a middle aged women
Nick: Harry, is that correct?
Harry: Yes, I do, do that
Nick: One point to Y/N, Your turn Harold, Are you ready?
Harry: *Prayer hands* hit me
Nick: How does Y/N take her coffee?
Harry: That’s a trick question, Y/N doesn’t drink coffee, it makes her anxious, she does enjoy a black tea though
Y/N: Yeah, I can’t drink coffee, but I drink a lot of tea
Nick: Excellent, that means you each have one point, we ready for round 2?
Nick: Alright Y/N, How old was harry when he had his first kiss?
Y/N: Ooh I actually don’t know this, but I’m going to guess like 14
Harry: Good guess
Nick: Another point to Y/N, Harry, you have the same question, how old was Y/N when she had her first kiss
Harry: I don’t have to guess this *shoots glance at Y/N* I was there, she was 18
Nick: Really? That’s quite old
Y/N: Thanks nick
Harry: I don’t think its old
Y/N: Thanks H
Nick: We’re going to go to the news and when we come back we’ll have the deciding round
Nick: You’re listening to the radio one breakfast show on Tuesday morning, it’s 8 o’clock and I’m here with Harry Styles and his girlfriend, and we’re about to finish our quiz to see which one of them will win the love and affection of their partner. This round is the tie breaker, Y/N are you ready?
Y/N: I was born ready Grim
Nick: Alright, it’s a two parter so to get the point you need to get both parts right. Now you’re Australian, what does harry love most about your country and what does he hate?
Y/N: Ok he hates how far away it is and the time difference, he also hates the snakes, not that he’s ever seen one besides at the reptile park which doesn’t count
Harry: It does count! And yes, I hate all of those things,
Nick: And what does he love?
Y/N: Me? I don’t actually know, probably something cliché like the weather or the beaches, or the scenery
Harry: It’s a beautiful place, especially where you grew up, and you, that’s probably the thing I love most
Nick: Awwwwww well done Y/N, you got the point, pressure’s on now Harry
Harry: *Takes breath* Lets do it
Nick: Alright, it’s also a two parter, What was Y/N’s first job and why did she quit?
Harry: She worked at McDonald’s or “Maccas” to use her native tongue, and she quit because her boss made her cry
Nick: Y/N, is that correct?
Y/N: Yeah, my boss was a dick, and I hated smelling like nuggets all the time so I quit
Nick: Well that means it’s a tie! You both know each other very well, you can go back to your breakfast date now, because that’s all we have time for on the show
Harry: Thanks for having us
Nick: Should we leave them with Sign of the Times?
Nick: You’re listening to radio one and this is Sign of the Times by ….
Harry: Harry Styles
@youngbouquettragedy you requested something like this a few days ago, and I’ve finally had a chance to write it, so I hope you enjoy it!