So, I got pulled over in the Bronx tonight for going 35 mph... Officer: You know you were driving 10 mph over the speed limit. Me: If you say so, officer, I'll take your word for it. You do realize that NYC's ridiculously low speed limit though is just another of Mayor DeBlasio's brilliant ideas for the city, but I suppose it's the law. Officer: You're right. Screw him. Please drive safely, okay. Me: Will do and have a Happy New Year, officer! ...and with that, the two officers turned and got back in the car.