I saw this giant alien ship come from the sky and then got all the natural resources trees, ice, animals, and water it was taking off but it was malfunctioning and then drop something from the ground and flew off! I came to looked at what it drop and saw you wrapped up in a blanket. I was gonna pick you up but Russia was spying on me and got you before I can pick you up. I told Russia if we can make a deal and she said yes or да as she puts it and then I was able to keep you and that's it.
... Really? Because California told me you and mom were-
//Oops okay so I accidentally deleted the anon asking for Male! Maya but here he is anyways!
Haven’t given him a name yet but it doesn’t matter.
So yeah here’s Sylvester’s dad (now you see where he gets it ;) )