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Cherry Glazer - Trick or Treat Dancefloor, Haxel Princess (2014)

starfishfaerie  asked:

Imagine: the reader is too lazy to cook for themselves and has eaten nothing but instant ramen for the past week. When Edward hears of this, he invites the reader over and makes them dinner. Just a sweet, fluffy thing :3

You felt someone poking at your arm. You woke quickly from your sleep.

“Ms. (Y/L/N). Ms. (Y/L/N), are you alright?”

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Salvia Plath - House Of Leaves, The Bardo Story (2013)

 I really have very distinct modes for Oswald with kids

1) Old, gay, rich and childless Oswald haughtily sipping a martini as Jim grumbles about the shitty wiggles concert he has to take Babs jr to. 

2) Oswald helping raise Ed’s daughter ( or son, I mean Gotham being AU leaves lots of room for different interpretation on canon stuff ). 

3) Oswald’s only babies are his ‘feather’ babies, which he happily refers to as his children. Hes the crazy old cat lady, but with birds instead of cats and also a criminal empire & a gothic mansion. 

None need to be in independent of each other. In fact 1 and 3 are always in general, especially 3. 

As for two, birdbrain/pengler/edwald/nygm*bblepot is my shit but if ever there was a time and they were separated ( -long look at gotham canon- preferably not like that. Just puttin it out there. ) I aint gonna say them getting back together and idk looking after Ed’s kid would be cute af. I mean theres lots of scenarios that could result in a child realistically as I just hc Ed is bi as fuck and has the obvious potential to end up with a kid at some point  and this has been shown in comic more than once where as Oswald is gay and bitter and really not into kids so I just think thats really unrealistic and super unlikely for him, least in something Gotham based.  ( Up until VERY RECENTLY and I mean like the last year recently Oswald I believe was one of the only Rouges never to have children. He had a random ass son shoe horned into the Bat Girl comic recently though as potential love interest for her tho )

And like as much as Oswald DISLIKES children, its also fact Penguins make great dads and I think if he had to Oswald would be a good dad. He’d give it his best go anyway. Though I ain’t saying it’d be all healthy and positive, since Oswald would probably also become his mother as far as over protective and possessive goes and also.. yeah.. hes a uh… notorious criminal with a nasty history and reputation. 

Oswald with a kid as “his own” basically. 

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Judee Sill - The Kiss, Heart Food (1973)

i am not gay, and i do not live in the USA.

but my god i have never been so proud of a country in my life.
hugs and kisses to all my little gays waiting to get married over there. you deserve it. 

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Dirty Projectors - Gun Has No Trigger, Swing Lo Magellan (2012)

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Wanda Jackson - Stupid Cupid (1961)

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Homeshake - Making A Fool Of You, 2014

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Tomorrows Tulips - Internal Perm, Experimental Jelly (2013)

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The Brian Jonestown Massacre - Anemone, Their Satanic Majesties’ Second Request (1996)

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Snakefinger - The Model, Chewing Hides the Sound (1979)

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Broncho - Class Historian, Just Enough Hip To Be Woman (2014)

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Townes Van Zandt - Townes Van Zandt (2014)

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Fergus & Geronimo - No Parties, Funky Was The State Of Affairs (2012)

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Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - As Sure As The Sun, B.R.M.C (2001)

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Devendra Banhart - Your fine petting duck, Mala (2013)