Internet,

Meet my nemesis. Not that dude or his mom in the background, but the bottle of water.

I have been trying to open this bottle of water for the last ten minutes minutes. It will not budge. I can lift moderately heavy things but I can’t open this stupid thing. My hands actually hurt from trying. #shittygriplyfe

Maybe this is the Universe trying to keep me from needing to pee three times during my flight. I have already consumed a venti iced coffee and the water my Camelback…

Stay hydrated (and safe) folks. Happy Fourth!