ny or bust

icant believe hobis the ost divine being in the woorrrrrlldddddsdd i hope hes asleep or if ges not asleep i hope he had a good breskfast i love him so much and i want him to be happy and gealthy forever hes the lovliest on thenplanet it feels like ny hearts going to bust i love himmsooooooooooooo much hes so lovely and beautiful and pretty and nice and kind i love love love love love love love love love love him i hope hes feeling happy right now as long as hobis happy im happy i love him so so much 💕💕💕💕💕💕 hes my angel 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓 this isnt long wnough so i gotta write more also hobis the most talented man on the planet???? hes the best dancer inthe workd and singer and rapper and speaker abd breather and see-er abd hearer woweeeeewwwww hes so talented king???? i love him so much hes so cute CUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEE hobis so nice he wouldnt yell at me even thoughj im drunk hed just laugh becuase hes so nice i love him i love him!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want to give everything on the earth because thats what he deserves i loooivevveveveveveeeeeeeeeeee him 💖💖🤧💖💖 ok im done now but not really bc ill never shut up about hobi as lonng as i live 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!

Bernie isn’t a Democrat...

I keep hearing this “Bernie isn’t a Democrat so fuck him” argument. And you know what? You’re right. He’s not a Democrat. The DNC is a lame ass high school dance with underfunded decorations that keeps getting pushed around by chaperones and the bullies from other schools to make their dances more like the bullies’ dances. 

Meanwhile, Bernie’s been throwing his own house parties, getting turnt up, smoking J’s, blasting loud rebellious music. You know, the kind of party everyone at the DNC dance kinda wants to go to, but their parents already signed a permission slip where the chaperone promised three feet of dancing space between a person of the opposite sex. 

One day, Bernie says, “Hey, those cats over at the DNC school aren’t bad people. Let’s bring our party over there.” So he comes to the DNC dance, and at first the people at the dance are thrilled that there’s all these people they’ve been begging to come party with them forever coming through the doors. 

But the queen bee of the high school doesn’t like their music, so she tells the DJ not to play it, and the chaperone tries to tell them that they can’t grind up on a hottie the way they’re used to, and pretty soon the kids who wanted the Bernie party at the dance don’t want them there anymore. So the people who came with Bernie to the DNC dance say, “You know what? You’re right. This was a mistake. We’re gonna go back to partying like we used to. We don’t mesh.” So they leave, and they take a few of the kids who want to have a good time with them. Then the DNC says, “Hey! You can’t LEAVE! Then we’ll all have to go to the RNC dances! You think ours are bad?! Wait until you see theirs! So lame! They do the Charleston still!” To which the Bernie partiers say, “Well you should have thought of that when you had all these cool people here. We’re blowing this taco stand!”

So basically what I’m trying to say is: have fun at your lame ass dance if Bernie loses.

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Edit: Since a lot of people were asking. Tom is annoyed because the same guy asked for his autograph about 8 times. This person is probably an autograph hound, looking for autographs to sell to the highest bidder. They’re usually very annoying pushing the fans out of the way to get what they want. A lot of celebrites give up giving autographs because of this. Tom just called him out, rightfully so.

Maybe what LA is missing is all the shit. Don’t get me wrong, I like it and I think I could be persuaded to love it. I think New Yorkers who say they hate LA are looking at it the wrong way. They are trying to fit the sprawling city of sun into their little 13x2 mile island, and it just doesn’t work. 

The thing that would worry me about living in Los Angeles is it might be too nice. The weather too good. Streets too clean. Tacos just too fresh. Do you lose your edge in a place that treats you with respect and dignity? Can you cut your teeth on something this soft and smooth? I’m not sure, but I don’t plan on finding out anytime soon. 

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