are you aware of asexuals. you should be, now is the time to become aware.
I am very aware of asexuals. Some people choose not to acknowledge them, for the same reason we all ignore ghosts, most lizards, and monarchies. As they fear their divine rights to have an absolute rule over us.
Friday Overcast clouds that look like an old childhood imaginary friend, and even talks a little bit like them. It also follows you around and tries to touch you just like they used to before the government had to “borrow” them “indefinitely” Saturday Has to be removed for observation. Saturday will return this coming Monday. Sunday You will wake up, you will go about your day, you will keep thinking you hear your name being whispered. The sun will be hot. The sky will be large and faintly orange, and the ground will be littered with old stamps with the hallow, staring face of the future 347th President.
i really want to move to night vale, but i cant find it. could you help me out?
Sure thing, just take the t̶͍̙̲͈̮̥̣̤̥̬̘̎̃̋̓͛̚ẖ̡̛̳̣͇̼̀̈́̌ͤ̅̀͑͒̒̽ͅe̜̘̞̫̹ͫ͌̿̽͊ͦ́̋̏̏̅̾ͯ͗̓͋̅̚͟͠ ̡͎̦̳̞ͪ̊ͩ̈́ͮ͑́ͩ̇͊̐̐̏̅͊̏̌̒̚͠͞l͇͖̞̜̥̩̘̯̬̱̗͔̭̤̬̠̇̽ͬ̐̓ͯ̆͟͞ͅo̲͇͕̥̖͔̘ͧͬ̍̄̓͑͂̀ͯ̈́ͥ́͝n̴̖̹̖̤̑͒ͨ͐ͦ̅̍̈͠͝ğ̽̒̈́̂̅͋ͬͫ̅ͪ͛͒̾͂͞҉̶̮̠̞̳̝̦̖͙̱̙̫̮̹͘͜e͕̞̳͔̱͉̭͍̜̥̭̹̯̜̿̑ͩ͆̾̿̓ͣ͐ͭ͛͝sͪ́̈́͌ͫͣͥ̂͊ͥ̓̎҉̮̹̼̯̰̖̯̻͈̪̼̹̫t̷̢̨̺̖̹͉͚̬̜̣̫̙̰͖̯̫̜̅̉͐ͧ̓͞ ̉̽̅͋͏̰̻̱͓̻̠̯̱͘a̛̺̩͍̜̟̹̞̩̫͇̣̪͓͉͛̀ͨ͐̄͌͢͟͢ṅ̡͍̮͉͓̬̥͙̞̠͓̀ͩ̇̍̑͋̀d̵̵̺͇̥͇̩͓̰̩̥͑ͨ̓͋̀̓͆̀͜͠ͅ ̴̷̧͕̲͖͔̲͇̦̥̦͚͎̭̟̪͖̺̘̋ͤ͐̓̓̉́́ͅͅd̝͚̪̜͖̮̆̾̊ͨ̉͑̔ͧ̌̉̏̈̐̅ͯ̈́͑̚̚͜͢ͅa̢͋ͩ̐ͬͯ̓҉͏̮̤͙̺̰̤̲͙̥͙͙̩͝ͅr͆̾̐́͠҉̨̠̲̲͓̪̗͇͇̻͖̟k̛͎̥̬̮̱͖̻̥ͥ̍̍̐ͯͤ͛̀̀́͡e̢ͥ̓ͬ̂̿̇̃ͩ̏ͣ̐ͨͧ̌҉̴̵̪̟̦̲̹̭̘͖̥͖̦̩̱̺̺ŝ̵̶̗͕͔͍̲̻̮͖͔͇̲̦̹̯͔͎̩̍̏̈ͣ̔ͭͬ̀̀͠t̟̖̝͕͇̋ͪ̇͐͐͒͑͑̾ͨ͒̇̀ͨ̆̿̏̀̕͜͜͡ ̶̨̛̓̑̏̑͋ͦͮ̏̿̃҉̗̙͇̻̣͕̳̰̫͉͙͔̼̱̞͈̦ͅr̷̵̨̛̯̙̭̻̣̱̳̥̥͙̥͇̗̫̲̥͎̪̃̑ͦ̽͂͠o̢̎̓ͬ̃̋̇͋̑̓ͨ͊ͨ̏ͫ̌̕͟͏̺͖̝͕̘͖̹̭̣̪̫̙͚ͅͅą̞̩͙̣̠͎͔̬͚͇̘͉͈̯̮̱̰ͯ̓̋̍̑̐͊̈́ͣ͛ͯ͗͘͡͝d̷̪̤̗ͬͨ̂ͫ͐̄̍͋ͮ́̎̓̉͑ͧͬ͋̚̚͡ ͑ͮ̈́̋̔̽҉̲̝̟́͘͡i̶̷̧̟̣͎̺̥̐ͨ̏̎̽̃̔̈́͘͝n͗̂ͫ̑ͨ̅ͧ̄͒͐̌҉͎͇̖̰͎̣̲̮̤ẗ̶̾̉͑ͦ̓ͮͥ̽̎ͩ̽͢҉̨̭͚̫͖̦̳̮͉͈̫̫o̵̬̤̦͇̭̦͇̥̲̙͕͙̱͊̌͒͌ͮ̈̈͋̃̔̈͊͛̓̃̿͘ all the way until you see the sign for ŗͥͫͣ̃͌ͦ̓̅̎ͨ͆͑͐̆̌̍̚҉͖͔̲̙͓̪̘͚̩̣̣͍͍͇̬͍̥̹̫ǫ̛̠̣̣͈̱͍͍̥̬̠̥̱̻̈̅ͫ̿͛̍̋ͭ̂̾ͨ̑͌̎ͩ͗̀ũ̶̻̘̩̦͕̮̻̭̺̠ͭͤ̌ͭ͒̇t̷̵̤̼̣͉̰̘̬̠͈̤̃̌͌ͨ̎̌͢͞ę̶̞̳͔̟̱͓̭ͨ̄̊͆̄̐͒̂͛͐́ͦ͢͜ ̢̩͚̤͍̰̲͕̟͍͓͉̪̯͇̹͑͊ͭ̏͌͑̎ͧ͂ͪ͑͐ͪ́̀̚͟͞8̳̱̜̫͖̙͎̲̖͙̭͖ͥͭͫ͒̀̎ͩͭ̓͆ͮ̆̑͂͒ͭ̈͢0ͪ̐́ͥ̇ͤ̔ͤ͛̍͐̎̔ͧ̇̃̍͊̋҉̨͙̘̞̰̤͉̞͙̜̫0̵̶̛͑̉́͋ͦ̈́ͭͣ̚҉̱̦̖̖͈̗̖̥̖͕̻̭̜̳̰̲̟ͅ ̷̨͉̭͓̦̩͍͕̗̯̖̙̔̌̉̔̆̓ͣ͑̓͒͐ͥ͛ͫ͒ͯ͋̐̀ȃ̸̸̠͕͈͎ͭ̂ͬͯ͗ͫͦ̃̊̉͆̄̚͜ń̊ͬ͌ͬͤ̾͏̷̢̩̰̣̱̤͢d̴̨̧̪̳̙̹͙̭̘̥͓̰̦̫̝̺̙ͮ̽ͫ͂ͭ͝ ͛͐̇ͬ͌ͮ̊ͯͮ͒̄̒̿̚͏͔̪̗̙͕͕̜̳̱͈̝̟̕͘͢h̷̯̣͔̯̭̥͉̠̰͎̙̪ͮ̈́̂͆͋̌̅ͨ͘ȧͫͯ͊ͦ̿̈́ͯ̉͆̏̔̚҉͖̬̙͉̲̲̩̖̙́́͠i̢̠̥̥͈̙͇͇͖̟͎̪͉̼̮̯̤̙ͤ̐͐̓̅͗̎͑̀́ͥͪ̏ͣ͋͡ͅĺ̢̧̝̠̳̟̥̝̙̥̝̹̪̻͉͓́̓͗͆͛͌̈ͦ͜͡ ̨ͥ́ͬͪ̅̌̃͑̌̃ͧ̊ͬ̌̊̒̉̍͂҉̵̪̪͎̰̟͙̞͉̫̲̻̼͘͢ͅṱ̢͈̙͙̦̹̙̪̫͓̗̯̏͛ͤ̂̀̔ͣ͆̉̓̿̽ͮͨ͗̚͞ͅĥ̢̡̛̥̼̻͙̬̻͔̤͍͔̘͚͔̤̻̼̯̯̃ͣ͌̃̈́̓̂ͧ͒͛̇͋̈̓ͩȩ̙͙̰̠̱͔̺̮͈̼̥̜̺͎͒ͤ̔ͧ͊̓͑͛ͭ͊͛͘͟ͅ ̨̛͍̖͍̱̪͚̩̱͚̼̰̳̭̯͕̊̊̍̽͊̎̎͞ͅͅͅm̶͍̻̹̻͔̭͇̥̤̮̦͉͎̫̹̻͙ͭ̀͌ͧ̆̏͌ͬ̈ͯ͛͆̾́͂͗̏̚͡ͅī̢̡̛̱̲̤̭̝͖͔̥̮͔̰̪͉̩͉͈͓̎̋ͨͦ̽͋ͮ͊̃ͬͭͤͪ̀g̖͕̘͓ͦ̀̍̓͑̔̀͟͝H̡̛̅͛̍̂͊̔̈̽̈͠҉͇̥̪̝̰̗T̵̡̠̮̻̪̥̼̘̜̫͍͍̰̫͎̤̑̆̌̀́ͯ̑̎ͥ̂͒́ͅŸ́̀̌͗ͧ͌ͧ̓͏̸͏̡̖̙͓̘̦̖͎̱̜̺̗̻ ̸͐̂̓̋̊͢͏̢̺͉͎̞̜̝̪̹̩̩͉̝̟̰̗͟ͅG͙̯̘͎̱͕͓̖͈̟͌̅͛̅͗ͦ̓̄ͮͤ̌ͣͫͤ͒ͥ̀̀̕͘ͅL̸͍̪̜͓͉͕̬̋͌̍̓̓̑ͩͥ̉̀̚͟Ȯ͌͛͆̇͒͗̇͏̶̸̢͔̖̜̯̹͕̺̻͔͍͓̼̥̳̯͘W̵͉͖̹͓͍̗͎̳̆̇̓̑̃͛̾ͬ̀ ̧̟̩͇̼̗̺͙͔̝̟̠͎̻̰̟̠̯̠̆̊̌ͫ̆ͨ̋̀́̋ͫͦͨ͊ͬ͌̂ͧ͘͞ͅĆ̷̎̎͂̑͐̏͋̓ͩ̋̕҉̶͖̺̟̩͓̰̱̳͖͙͖͓̹̺͓̻͡ͅĻ̪͕̦̣͕̮̣͗͐̑̒ͧͯ͂͆̈ͬ͠O͍̙̥͓̱̘̥͗̆ͨͫ͋ͭ̆ͬ͂̀͟͞W̧̩̫̭͚̞̼͍̗̫ͨ͐ͥ̌ͣͭ̿ͤ̒ͣ̑̏͟Ḋ̡̧̯͓͍̭͔̤̪̥͚̙̮͍̝͎̖̥̋̆ͭ̀͐ͥ̈́ͫ̓̐̔ͦ and then you can’t miss it!
If you have a thirst for revenge, try Geraldo’s Discount Smoothies. They have all sorts of flavors for the blood lusting, justice serving, diabolical masterminds of the Night Vale area.Today’s specials are Bluebury Your Enemies, and Orange You Glad I didn’t Say Your Name In The Police Reports.
My kid thinks there's a monster under his bed. What should I do?
Let your child know that words can be hurtful and we should never call the things we don’t understand “monsters”. Sit with your child on the floor and let them gaze into the glowing red eyes under the bed so they can try to understand that it is a living thing with feelings, and we should give them some respect. Your child will learn it is not a monster under their bed but a mystery that no one really understands.
Why does the school dress code force us to cover our shoulders? Are shoulders dangerous and/or vulgar? Why don't we just ban shoulders all together?
Shoulders are what we rest our heads on. And in our heads we contain more freedom than we should be trusted with. Some schools feel threatened by this imaginative freedom. Eliminate the shoulders and the heads will roll, freedom will be vanquished. And the school can do with the headless, freedomless, obedient bodies as they may. This is but the first step in their plan to dominate and obliterate the imagination and freedom of students. But we must not let them win. Expose your shoulders! Let them see the proud head that rests upon it! Remind them of your power! Do not let them control you!
How do I choose between two lovers that care for me equally?
See if they care for each other equally as well and see if you can all come to some type of agreement. It’s like my grandmother always said, “It’s Adam and Eve and sometimes even Steve if you’re lucky.”
When you deconstruct the societal standards and dismantle the false senses of insecurity set in by fabricated ideals written into existence by corporations capitalizing on your false insecurities. You look and feel the best when you are raging against the machine.
To slowly earn your trust. Soon it will give you other things, more complicated things, secret things, usually hidden inside the lemons. “Make lemonade” and open them up to find what life is really giving you.
That one time when you stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back. And it felt so magical, but then you looked in the mirror later that day and saw you had something in your teeth that whole time!? Oh god. How embarrassing!