nuuu ;a;

anonymous asked:

I love your story and all your characters and so who ends whith who will not hurt my shipping heart, buuut... I think Frederick and Arlo are the true pairing. They even look at each over in the character pages. Coincidence? I don't think so! Jokes aside... You're amazing, your writing is, your pics are... I'm happy to see you back. (The dancing scene was amazing). ♥

nuuu i don’t deserve this, thank you so much ;-; ♡

lmaoo omg they actually do though. idk, i don’t see them ever getting along, but in some au i’m sure they got some “i hate you but come closer so i can kiss your face rly hard” kind of thing going on.

(BMC) Collections headcanons

-Jake is a freak about collections
-He has like twenty of them
-In rough chronological order from when he started collecting them, examples include:
-A collection of snowglobes
-A collection of seashells
-A collection of glass dragons
-A collection of stuffed marine creatures
-(His favorite is a blue octopus named Keto)
-A collection of paperclips
-A collection of coins dating back to the ‘80s
-And many more
-His prize collection are the coins
-He keeps them all in a special envelope and takes them out once a week for cleaning
-He’s really protective over them
-When he first got together with Chloe, she thought all these collections were dumb
- ‘You’re just crowding the house with junk’
-Jake agreed, but couldn’t help and feel a little crushed
-He’d been planning to give her a coin to cement their relationship
-Oh well….
-His favorite collection is a book of stamps his grandpa gave him when he was twelve
-That collection means the goddamn world to him
-It has stamps from all around the world, from all these different time periods
-Jake is Old-Fashioned™ and hates how emails are replacing letters
-He also sends emails, sure, but still
-Letters have stamps
-Stamps are amazing
-Jake hero-worships that stamp book as the last present his grandfather gave him before he died
-Until it’s lost in the fire
-A few weeks later, Jake goes and visits Rich in the hospital
-Rich has changed
-A lot
-He has a lisp, and gets much more flustered than he normally would when Jake sits next to him
-Jake acts like he doesn’t notice
-He pulls out some scraps of burnt paper and shows them to Rich
- ‘This is my stampbook’
-Rich is confused (and a little afraid)
-He’s worried that Jake is here to beat his already beat ass up for burning down his house
-And frankly, he doesn’t blame him
-Then Jake explains about the stampbook and Rich feels even worse
-He goes to apologize but Jake interrupts him
- 'No man, it wasn’t your fault. I didn’t come here to guilt-trip you’
'Then why’d you come?’
-Jake hands him a small wrapped circle
- 'To give you this. Hope you feel better, Rich’
-Rich opens the wrapping with a lot of difficulty
-He half expects to find a mini bomb or something
-Instead, he finds a coin

Nap time
  • CG: it's nap time sweetie
  • Little: *looks up from their toys and pouts* Nuuu I'm playin!
  • CG: *raises their eyebrow* Little one, I don't want to have to make you
  • Little: *whines* B-but naps are for babies!
  • CG: You are a baby, munchkin butt! You're my baby
  • Little: *blushes and covers their face* nu CG!
  • CG: *smiles and baby talks* who's CG's little baby?
  • Little: nuuuu! *blushes harder*
  • CG: *continues to baby talk* C'mon sweet heart, who is it??
  • Little: *giggles* It's me, CG!
  • CG: That's right, now get your cutie booty to the room. it's nap time for my little baby
  • Little: Okay CG ^-^
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Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Summary: Modern!AU for @bionic-buckyb ‘s 5K challenge.

Just two douchebags confessing their feelings to each other.

Based on the prompt: “It makes me smile that your voice was the first thing I heard today.”

Warnings: Fluff, for a change. Maybe a pinch of humor.

Words: 4482

A/N: Sooo today is my birthday and I just officially came back (partially, I still have to do some exams the following weeks) so I wanted to write some floof to celebrate. Enjoy!


Originally posted by metal-armed-jesus

“Are you in love with me yet?” Your serene voice broke the silence that wrapped around you, head resting on the back of your hand as you saw how your breathing dishevelled a few locks from Bucky’s face. Although he sighed exasperatedly, you could see how he lifted the corner of his lips discreetly. And, just like yours, his tone came out soothing, with such softness almost incompatible with that imposing, statuesque frame of his.

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Bad Daddy
  • Daddy: *going into the kitchen and retrieving a box of donuts*
  • me: *gasps*
  • Daddy: Prinnncceessss, dyou want a donut?
  • Me:
  • Daddy: What is it?
  • Me: *whispers* b...b-but we haven't had din dins yet dada...
  • Daddy: ppsh *taking a bit of a donut* its ok
  • Me: nuuu *repeatedly hits daddy with stuffie* bad daddy!
Chocolate by The 1975 Lyrics

As heard:

Hey now, koi schplipi cushya knowthatcha will,
Oh, ya buy ya fren lie CHOCOLATE
YOU SAID a weeee go. Ah nobody know,
Wih GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh,
Oh,
We nebagonnaquiddi nu wenebagonnaquiddi no,

Now, RUN RUN AWAY FROM THE poison o’ ploo,
Oh, macaw, SMELLS LIKE CHOCOLATE,
HEY NOW, ah think about what you doWAH,
THINK ABOUT WHAT THEY SAY,
THINK ABOUT hahte thin,
Pois en play pois in play POOOIS eh,

OHHHH WE. GO. ANOOBODYNOHHHoooo,
Wih GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh,
Mmmmm, wenebagonaquiddi nuuu wenebagonaquidi NO.
Ye, WE DRESSED IN BLACK FROM HEAD TO TOE,
WE GOT GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh,
Nuuu, wenebagonaquiddi nuu wenebagonaquidi no.

Nuhh, yuh nebagonaquiddinuhyhnebagonaquiddi ih yuh don stah SMOKIN’ IT,
That’s What She Said ;)
SHE SAID, WE DRESSED IN BLACK FROM HEAD TO TOE, w GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh,
Mmm, we nebagonaquiddi nu wenebagonaquiddi no,

Hey now, we buldinaw speedy schlehh pro chinna HILL,
Oh, mah heh smez lie CHOCOLATE,
Hey now, ye sayyuh gonaquiddi buh ynebagonaquiddi gorgeddi gorgeddi gorgeddi gorgeddi
Go.
Play coo.

Uhhwee saydawee. Go. Anoobodynohoooo,
Wih GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh,
Mmmmm, wenebagonaquiddi nuuu wenebagonaquidi NO.
Ye, WE DRESSED IN BLACK FROM HEAD TO TOE,
WE GOT GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh,
Nuuu, wenebagonaquiddi nuu wenebagonaquidi no.

Well I think we bedda OH,
Siri asly bedda OH,
Seda beta ihyuh no,
Siri asly bedda Oohohoh,
Well I think we bedda OH,
Seda fetsa eeru no,
Siri feck a bedda no,
Siri asly bedda OOooh……..

Asedduwee. Go. Anoobodynohoooo,
Wih GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh,
Mmmmm, wenebagonaquiddi nuuu wenebagonaquidi NO.
Ye, WE DRESSED IN BLACK FROM HEAD TO TOE,
WE GOT GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh,
Nuuu, wenebagonaquiddi nuu wenebagonaquidi no. NO. no. NO..

(MINDLESS HOLLERING IN THE BACKGROUND)
Well I think we bedda OH,
Siri asly bedda OH,
Seda beta ihyuh no,
Siri asly bedda Oohohoh,
Well I think we bedda OH,
Seda fetsa eeru no,
Siri feck a bedda no,
Siri asly bedda OOooh……..


(i have never looked at the official lyrics and i never will… i want to preserve the magic…)

travelingthemultiverse  asked:

Least favorite breed of Cat?

Calicos are horrible! Their stupid spot colors don’t make sense and calicos are mostly female like? Huh? genetics are weird and these cats make me angry.

-Mod Avery

(ask any question and i’ll answer with a blatant lie)

anonymous asked:

69 + Dino? (Ehhh 69 sounds dirty nuuu not my smol Dino)

69. First time morning wood

As fluffy as it can be with such a prompt!


Chan nuzzled his face into your neck with a small smile on his lips as he stirred a little in his sleep. He felt well-rested and comfortable with the knowledge that there wouldn’t be an alarm going off at any point, and having you right there next to him made him feel nice and calm. He breathed in your scent a little every now and then, fiddling with the slightest bit of the shirt you had worn to bed, his arm slung over you. 

When you moved around a little, however, his eyes fluttered open, and when your butt continued moving against him as you tried to get into a more comfortable position, he became painfully aware of the hard-on he was sporting.

“Shit,” Chan hissed and pulled back a little, peeking under the sheets to make sure he wasn’t just imagining. Much to his misfortune, he was not, which he acknowledged with a pout. “Why today?”

You stirred a little in your sleep - your sleep had been light at that point, so with Chan pulling away, you had felt colder to the point that you noticed the change. “Chan?”

“Y-yes?” he asked, stuttering a little, and tried to flash you a bright smile when you turned towards him, your eyes only half open.

“Is everything okay?” you asked with a yawn and rolled to your back, placing your arm on top of your eyes to protect it from the sunlight.

“Of course everything’s okay,” Chan assured you and got his upper body closer to you so that he could get his arm around you and place a kiss to your shoulder.

“Okay,” you chuckled and slowly moved your arm away from your eyes, then leaned your head towards Chan’s so that your nose rubbed lightly against his. Both of you smiled, and your voice was soft as you spoke. “Want us to pretend you don’t have a morning wood?”

He let out a relieved sigh, and with his cheeks heating up at you acknowledging his situation, hid his face in your arm. “That would be amazing, thank you.”

You laughed and got an arm around him, playing with his hair. “Calm thoughts, Channie.”

“I’m trying. I’m thinking about the other members after a week of not showering, and…” his voice trailed off, and you could vaguely see him making a face, “…it’s working.”

Laughing heartily, you moved lower on the bed so that you could catch a quick kiss from Chan’s lips. “Good.”

He pouted and moved a bit farther away. “You’re cute - not helping.”

You rolled your eyes playfully. “Nothing I can do about that.”


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