nutes

Count Dooku exhales, his nostrils flared. Square the shoulders, bend the knees, and…

He turned to face his fellow council members, with a knowing smirk he said one thing,

“Surely you can do better!”

Jango Fett fell to the back, twirling his puny Westars to cope with the overwhelming shot.

Grievous fingered his many golf clubs, shoving one or two of the more brilliant ones into his robes. 

Darth Sidious just moped in the background. 

But Nute Gunray marched ahead, ignoring the pleads of his good friend and confidant, Rune Haako.

“I WILL do better, Count Dooku. This is the LAST time, you defeat us all in the biweekly golf game, here on Serenno.”

The illustrious Count, managed a darkly chuckle before letting Nute step up to tee.


Nute squared his shoulders… Bent his knees… Prayed to the Banking Clan and swung!

The small gathering gasped, none louder than that of Dooku. The Viceroy’s hands pumped up in excitement, he was going to do it, he was going to beat par and beat Dooku!

There was only one ally left to the Sith Lord now, the Dark Side.

The Viceroy was slackjawed as his perfect hole in one was diverted through some, Force. He didn’t know what to do.

Dooku turned away from him, his merth returning to him. “Twice the Pride, Nute” He said, waving his hand, his own ball moving into the hole on its own, “Double the fall.”

meeting

Gentlemen, I have some fantastic news. It has come to my attention, that since the last business quarter… Our follower count has DOUBLED!

“B-But sir…” Nute Gunray managed to blither out;

Isn’t that still, far below that of the Galactic Republic’s follower count? With their millions upon millions? How can we stand up to them with only fourty following governments?

……..

meeting adjourned

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Star Wars Clone Wars Era Japanese Covers:

Outbound Flight

Shatterpoint

The Cestus Deception 

Jedi Trial

Yoda: Dark Rendezvous

Labyrinth of Evil

imshook  asked:

SIS I BEEN THINKIN ON THIS FOR A WHILE N IVE CONCLUDED THT JK -WILL BUST A NUT IF U PLAY WIT HIS NECK-💯💯 ALL DI RESEARCH 📉📈📊📄🗒ADD UP. WHEN JIMIN FAKE KISSED HIS NEK AT DI FANSIGN JK TRIED TO DIP SO FAST, HE ALWAYS AVOIDS A HAND DAT TRY TO TOUCH HIS THIC NEK!! N HICKEYGATE2k17 HAS ONLY FUELD THIS THEORY JK GOT A NEK KINK IM TELLIN U LIKE IMAGINE U REALIZE N DEN U KEEP COMIN FOR DAT NECK LYKE BLOWIN AIR, TOUCHIN, KISSIN...n den u roast him cuz he legit buste's the nutes in .025 secs flat😂

ASHLEIGH MY STOMACH JUST GOT SOFT AF FOR LIKE TWO SECONDS. DONT DO THIS TO ME N ITS EVEN WILD BC I CAN REALLY SEEM LIKING IT

I am so fxking SHELTERED omg… i only spend time w l*ftists and p of c and p*litically minded ppl at the very least but i spent this week w the “aver*ge wh*te amer*can f*mily” and i literally want to DIE. They have the worst most UNeduc*ted opinions that they get from v*nity fair, they make casual r*cist jokes while also making fun of “actual r*cists,” watch dr ph*l religiously, and love watching 600 pnd l*fe and laughing at f*t ppl… Love laughing at “d*mb ppl” even when… (and im sorry but) they r just like them…

Anyways im so depressed HOW can we reach these ppl and like. Educ*te them… Or is it presumptuous of me 2 even be thinking thia. Either way this is my worst spr*ng break so far lol im never making last m*nute plans ever again i will never doubt my gut instinct ever again