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Lunch Stop | Jake Peralta

Title: Lunch Stop
Author: Clara
Character: Jake Peralta
Warnings: swearing
Prompt: I was wondering if you could a Jake one shot (you seem to be one of the few blogs who do stuff for him unfortunately/your stuff for him is also awesome) where Jake is just super affection and just like ‘this is my girlfriend/partner and they’re awesome and i’m so lucky’ and just super adorable? If not that’s okay! Keep up the awesome work :D

note: If yall want a part 2 where reader actually meets the team lemme know :)

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Star City Ninja Warrior

@spaztronautwriter : “Somebody write me the Mayor Queen does an obstacle course for charity and the whole city goes nuts AU please and thank you”

Is this good? Who knows! I like it. Pounded it out in like… 30 minutes? Hope you guys enjoy it!

Originally posted by oilversqueen

Months of preparation had gone into this moment. At least, for Oliver. The event itself “Beat the Odds,” had been in the works for almost a year.

The Glades Foundation created the obstacle-course style fundraiser to attract donors and raise money for the people and various charities that specifically benefit the Glades. People could also bet on the competitors.

The Glades Foundation President Raina Coppin, a no-nonsense, whip-smart woman had approached Star City Mayor Oliver Queen four months before. The event was having trouble attracting enough sponsors and getting enough press, so she asked the young, eligible, handsome mayor to participate.

Oliver had agreed. He couldn’t deny the Queen family’s part in the destruction of the Glades. His father’s closing of the steel mill and subsequent loophole in the union contract had left thousands of people high and dry. Oliver felt like it was his duty to do his part.

Once Raina had Oliver’s okay, she issues a press release.

Oliver really needed to stop being surprised by the media frenzy that followed him everywhere.

Now, Oliver was standing in the preparation area psyching himself up. Merlyn Global CEO (and Oliver’s childhood best friend) Tommy Merlyn was also participating, as well as renowned daytime-TV doctor (and Oliver’s childhood… frenemy) Carter Bowen. Ray Palmer had come to Star City from Coast City to participate. John Diggle, Oliver’s bodyguard, also got roped in when Raina visited. There were a few participants Oliver didn’t already know – including Sophie Baker, conveniently a bakery owner in Star City whose favorite hobby was parkour and Crossfit. Oliver was secretly intimidated by her.

“Okay, everyone! The cameras start rolling in 30 minutes! Hosts are pre-filming some stuff and we’re getting b-roll. Until then, this is our resident tech genius Felicity Smoak to give you all a few reminders,” she said, her dark brown eyes stern but excited. She was in a white pantsuit that set off her dark-brown skin and huge, white smile. She stepped aside – she was wearing heels, Oliver noticed, somehow composed and graceful on the grass.

Behind her was a woman Oliver never would’ve expected. Most of the filming crew was wearing comfortable clothes, but this woman was just as put together as Raina.

She was wearing a bright pink dress and turquoise heels. The color combination was a little blinding, and when she waved at the contestants he noticed her glittery nail polish. Her lipstick was the exact same shade of blue as her dress, and when she smiled Oliver was instantly… charmed.

Oliver was entirely positive he’d never used that word in relation to a woman before.

“Hi everyone!” she said, her sweet, beautiful voice floating through the waiting tent. Oliver took a few steps closer.

Tommy nudged Oliver and mumbled something about “nerd hot.” Oliver elbowed him in the side and said murmured, “Pay attention.”

“You guys won’t have to worry too much about the tech. That’s my job. Just remember to be aware of the cameras. This is televised, after all! But it’s still a charity fundraiser, do try and do a good job. I’m not saying you shouldn’t try to win. Though, the point isn’t winning. But – ”

“Miss Smoak?” Oliver said, entirely unaware of when he decided to open his mouth. “Mrs. Coppin said something about instructions.”

“Right,” she said, her entire face flushing as she glanced at Oliver before biting her lip. Oliver tried not to stare at her like he’d been struck dumb.

“Anyway, just do your best and have fun! And this is a family-friendly fundraiser, so if you do badly try and keep smiling!”

Carter grinned his slick, disgusting, smarmy grin and leaned closer to Felicity. “We’ll… I mean, at least I’ll be fine. My CrossFit coach says I’m the best student he’s ever had. And I hiked the Appalachian Trail last year,” he said.

Felicity pursed her lips and tilted her head. “I read that you hiked three days then dropped out because you said you had altitude sickness,” she mused.

Oliver and Tommy smirked, unable to hide the expression.

Felicity immediately flustered. “Oh, I’m sorry! Sometimes I just say the first thing that comes to mind. Anyway, you guys can… disperse, or psych yourselves up or whatever! I’ve said my piece,” she said with a grin.

She didn’t leave, though. She talked with Raina for a few moments after the competitors dispersed to their own places, but Oliver found himself drifting closer to Felicity.

“Oh, Mayor Queen,” she said, startling as she turned and saw him there. “I’m sorry about that babble, by the way. And thank you for stopping me. I do appreciate it.”

Oliver couldn’t help but smile. “There’s nothing to thank me for. You did great,” she said, sincere.

Felicity tilted her head, but she was smiling. “Well, if you say so,” she agreed.

“So, how did you get into doing tech for this event? Last I heard, you’d left QC to build your own company,” he said, having remembered her name halfway through her speech. Walter and bemoaned Felicity’s loss often at the dinner table since she’d left. Apparently, QC had offered her a hefty raise and new title, but she’d left it all on the table.

Felicity looked startled, and she blushed again.

“Walter talks about you a lot.  He’s still not over losing ‘the smartest person at Queen Consolidated,’” he said, imitating his stepfathers British accent.

Felicity gasped a little and her eyes widened. She seemed even more flustered than before.

“Oh, that’s too kind of him. But yeah, I was at QC until about a year and a half ago. Honestly, I was kind of… floundering at first. I had all these ideas but no idea how to achieve what I wanted. I met Raina at a coffeeshop where I fixed her laptop. It had a really, shockingly terrible virus on it, and we got to talking and she had this idea for a charity event and… I wanted to help. I quit QC to take a more active role in the world and this seemed like a great place to start,” she explained, then blushed again. Oh frack, that was so cheesy. I can’t believe I just said that.”

“No, I understand,” Oliver said, instantly reassuring her. “That’s why I became mayor. I never wanted to be CEO, and this was how I felt I’d make this city better.”

Felicity nodded, her blue eyes wide behind her two-tone glasses. “I know. I’ve listened to all… I mean, some of your speeches. I can tell you really care about this city,” she said.

Oliver felt instantly warm and couldn’t stop another smile. “Hey, I know this is kind of sudden, but – ”

“Okay everyone, places! Felicity, Camera 8 said they needed your help with something,” Raina said.

Was it Oliver’s imagination that her face fell? She’d looked excited, but maybe it was a general thing. The event was exciting.

She had to leave, and Oliver went back to Tommy.

His friend rolled his eyes and laughed. “Dude. You used to have game,” he said.

Oliver glared. “Shut up.”


Oliver was done. He’d done it! Across all the obstacles, up the vertical wall to push the button. He, Digg and Sophie had been the only three to manage it, and they posed with spectators and each other for pictures and interviews.

Felicity stood behind the last camera, a huge set of headphones over her ears and speaking quickly and quietly into the attached microphone.

Oliver definitely wasn’t imagining her blue eyes trained entirely on him.

Once it was all over, Oliver walked right up to her and asked, “Would you like to go out to dinner with me?”

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wow the fact that james was brought to real madrid by ancelotti but fell out of favor under zidane n then was reunited with ancelotti at bayern only ancelotti was sacked n he’s fallen out of favor with bayern… it makes me really um… fucking sad!


some are considered to be triggering and/or offensive at times. please reblog/read with caution.

  • ❝ I never saw that house. I swear on my grandmother. ❞
  • ❝ Let me arrest him/her/they for swearing on his grandmother.  ❞
  • ❝ The one thing I couldn’t throw away…was that beach ball. ❞
  • ❝ There’s a good forensic word. Gooey. I’ll have to use that more. ❞
  • ❝ There’s something gooey here. ❞
  • ❝ Criminals are like animals. They leave tracks, we follow them. ❞
  • ❝ Wow, cops round here just get prettier every day. ❞
  • ❝ I just got out of prison. You both look good to me. ❞
  • ❝ A paranoid schizophrenic’s worst nightmare. ❞
  • ❝ Now all we have to do is find the crime scene that goes with it. ❞
  • ❝ Somebody went to a lot of trouble to file those serial numbers off. ❞
  • ❝ I can honestly say, I wouldn’t do this job without you. ❞
  • ❝ One lady said aliens came down. This city’s full of nuts. ❞
  • ❝ You know, I didn’t think it would be this clean. ❞
  • ❝ You’re paying one way or another, trust me. ❞
  • ❝ These people still find the need to take a dip, I don’t get it. ❞
  • ❝ Until now I never really believed people were double-jointed. ❞
  • ❝ You don’t believe these stories about this place being haunted? ❞
  • ❝ Will you stop? That’s just an old urban legend. ❞
  • ❝ A good place to get high…or get laid. ❞
  • ❝ I’m attracted to a woman/man with a dark sense of humor. ❞
  • ❝ Do you two want to be alone? I’ll just drag the body outside.  ❞
  • ❝ You take the bottom. I’ll take the top. ❞
  • ❝ You getting freaky with me because we got the bondage case? ❞
  • ❝ Hey, do you guys want to identify yourselves?  ❞
  • ❝ Who are you the crime scene troll? ❞
  • ❝ You know what my favorite games was when I was a kid? ❞
  • ❝ I love the smell of a cover-up in the afternoon, don’t you? ❞
  • ❝ What do you do when you can’t sleep?  ❞
  • ❝ Your tactics don’t frighten me. ❞
  • ❝ It’s not my tactics you need to worry about. It’s my results. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t get mad…Get even! ❞
  • ❝ Don’t sell yourself short. You’re unique. Or at least your blood is. ❞
  • ❝ So, the murder weapon was a rock. ❞
  • ❝ Oh, well that’s good to know. Narrows down my search. ❞
  • ❝ I would be looking for a rock with a V-shaped edge.  ❞
  • ❝ I believe I asked you a question. ❞
  • ❝ What’s the magic word? ❞
  • ❝ Well, I’ll start with the nuts in this city and work my way up. ❞
  • ❝ What the hell are you wearing that jacket for? ❞
  • ❝ That’s a nice bag, matches your shoes perfectly. ❞
  • ❝ I’m just taking five minutes to eat. That’s okay, isn’t it? ❞
  • ❝ If somethin’ like this ever happened again I don’t think I trust myself. ❞
  • ❝ I didn’t do it. I didn’t plant the evidence. ❞
  • ❝ When you broke the seal, you broke that promise. ❞
  • ❝ I can’t have someone like that working in this lab. ❞
  • ❝ Do you have a cause of death? ❞
  • ❝ Well, I’m done eating bacon for life. ❞
  • ❝ How do you leave a kid alone? ❞ 
  • ❝ Kids don’t even need to look for trouble to find it. ❞
  • ❝ Now, I want to hear what the knife in your locker has to say.  ❞
  • ❝ I’m aware of that. Why is it in my office? ❞
  • ❝ You know, bruises age in a very specific pattern.  ❞
  • ❝ A kitchen knife is a kitchen knife until you stab somebody with it. ❞
  • ❝ You’ve got no idea how it got like that, right? ❞
  • ❝ You saw that place. It was a slaughterhouse in there. ❞
  • ❝ What, you think I haven’t seen blood like that before? ❞
  • ❝ You people are crazy, I ought to sue for harassment. ❞
  • ❝ Somebody went and threw away a perfectly good shotgun. ❞
  • ❝ Do you have any idea how much that costs? ❞
  • ❝ You play good cop, I’ll be bad cop. ❞
  • ❝ Thought you were going to play good cop. ❞
  • ❝ We’re not quite finished, cancel your plans for the evening. ❞
  • ❝ Nobody would ever take you to a roller derby game. ❞
  • ❝ What’s that bulge in your pocket? And don’t get cute. ❞
  • ❝ I’m not going to give you anything if you don’t get going. ❞
  • ❝ I just want to say thanks for that and I love you. ❞
  • ❝ Wow, I gotta admit this was not what I expected. ❞ 
  • ❝ Right in the middle of the street, huh? ❞
  • ❝ Impressing your fans with your battle wounds?  ❞ 
  • ❝ We have rights, too. They’re called warrants. ❞
  • ❝ The only things mounting up in your world, brother, are charges. ❞
  • ❝ This necklace is worth more than I make in a year. It’s crazy.  ❞
  • ❝ Why someone would want to have sex with a lifeless body in the first place… ❞
  • ❝ You want to know what this feels like? It feels like I’m already being hung. ❞
Lena Headcanon #235

When the tabloids hear that Lena Luthor has adopted a dog, National City goes nuts trying to guess what kind. Some assume a teacup toybreed. Others assume a more common lapdog, like a pug or king charles spaniel– classics befitting the Luthor reputation.

Others take the adoption to heart, and assume a mutt of some kind. Probably a pitbull mix, as they commonly fill the shelters to capacity, and having one could even deter some of the many threats that cross the Luthor’s path.

Absolutely no one, not even Kara, anticipates the giant Great Dane resting on Lena’s office couch when Kara stops by for lunch. It slides off the cushions to stand alert at Kara’s arrival, rumbling a soft growl of warning. At a quiet word from Lena, it sits back down with a sleepy sigh.

When Lena comes over to introduce them, Kara doesn’t miss the way the Dane leans into Lena’s side as the CEO’s hand strokes its head affectionately. They met during a photo shoot at the shelter for an upcoming charity event, and Lena describes how she’d fallen in love with the large dog’s calm energy and gentle affections.

Even sitting, the beast is gargantuan. When Lena kicks off her heels, the top of its broad head easily reaches past her elbow. But when they settle on the couch to eat, the dog stretches out at Lena’s feet, determined to remain as close as possible to its new person. Its coat is solid silver, striking and elegant. A gentle giant, Kara thinks to herself, when she sees the way it gives Lena’s bare ankle a lick.

Kara–animal lover extraordinaire–feels utterly ignored, but can’t bring herself to mind. It’s clear that the dog adores Lena, and she’s glad Lena has won over a new friend, even if its not a human one.

The best part, Kara decides, is its name. Apparently, the large dog came with the name Francesca… but responds better to Chess.

My imagination’s taking me away!


Your waifu is real and horny as hell and wants to do all the Lewds with you. But every time u bust a nut a city is destroyed somewhere in the world. Everyday u don’t bust a nut is filled with world peace, no hunger, everyone is nice to each other, it’s all good civilization. So the question is, how many days before you cause the end of the world?

Sometimes a man can’t handle a woman. Most of them are smarter. They study us; and they can push a button with their tongue that will make you wanna go to nut city.. BUT DONT DO IT! Don’t beat your woman, she is your second self. We got to honour and respect her and lift her
—  Minister Louis Farrakhan on domestic violence

anonymous asked:

About the DCEU, what do you think pre-Superman or early-Superman/aliens being a thing Gotham was like? I can't imagine the atmosphere of a relatively normal world but not TOO much...

i can’t get out of my head the very concept of how the first subtle surfacing of people with god-like powers or even early rumors of superman himself existing in the dceu must have went. especially in relation to gotham city. because you see, gotham? they only have batman. and yes, judging from how the GCPD officers acted in BvS, he’s managed to keep the “i’m human” part a secret for over twenty years, but gothamites know that he’s a hero, their hero, and he’s there to help. and sure, there are some batman rogues with extraordinary abilities and questionable sanities, but it’s all so low-key, you see? what if the joker is trying to murder everyone with acid rain every christmas eve? at least he’s predictable; do all your shopping on the 23rd. at least batman will be there to stop him

so now we have all these news stories and internet articles and whispers about how the world is changing. the world was always a bit nuts, especially in a city like gotham, but it had a sense of normality that was reassuring enough for the average gothamite to go out, avoid the bad alleys, return home. now people are looking at the sky in broad daylight. now people look at the person to their right and don’t ask themselves whether he’s a potential cutpurse, whether he’ll follow them home and rob them. what if that guy can lift a car? what if he shoots lasers from his eyes or runs incredibly fast? what if the superpowered people have made it to their beloved gotham?

so gotham city starts forming this weird sense of solidarity that no one will comment on or even acknowledge openly, but it’s like they all know they have to keep an eye out for the changes. because they’re coming, because bob’s cousin visited metropolis and maybe saw something by that building, and because bill was in central city and that thing couldn’t have been a gust of air. and this goes on and on to the point batman doesn’t have people talking about possible intel and secret cargo arrivals and illegal goods and black market arms dealers when he’s on top of freighters, scouting and waiting. he’s listening to someone always going on and on about how things are about to change, how nobody’s prepared for gods to come down, how people are scared. his gotham is scared

bruce has already decided to take action before aliens openly threaten his world because one of their own is among them. before two gods start fighting. before that wayne enterprises building is cut in half and he loses everyone

The Beatles being interviewed by Michele Finney for the Toronto Daily Star

Photo: Puget Sound Radio

Toronto Sun, 9 September 2004

“1964: The Beatles’ first visit

Like most 14-year-old girls in 1964, Toronto teen Michele Finney had a major crush on The Beatles. She would stare at their smiling faces plastered above her bed and dream of one day coming face to face with the Fab Four.

Forty years ago today she got her wish.

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Deadpool: Oh oh Captain, you forgot it was also him that made weapons that killed people, his dickness caused super-villains to be made, told a bad guy where he lived, almost got his hot girlfriend killed, and also is the reason a lot of people died in the second Avengers movie….anything else? 

Voice 1: No, I think you got it all.

Voice 2: Oh oh don’t forget he is the reason the twins went evil, caused the Hulk to got nuts, and destroy that city they fought in.

Deadpool: Oh yeah and to the guy who made this, you are my man. Good work, now tell me your name!!! 

anonymous asked:

are you still taking those 10/rose prompts? if so, could you do an arranged marriage au where they're gonna get married??

Here you go, hope you like it :D

“There is no way in hell that I’m having an arranged marriage, Donna!” Lord John Smith, the youngest son of Lord Rassilon told his older sister Donna, for the umpteenth time that day.

Donna rolled her eyes. This was The Doctor Saga all over again, when he had run away from home and studied sciences in the university, instead of history and political science, as demanded by their father. “Ever the rebellious son. What are you gonna do?”

John thought for a moment. Maybe this woman was Lady Cassandra part two, an ambitious creature who wanted to use his title to gain social status. Or maybe she was just another poor soul being forced into marriage with a stranger, just like he was. He wanted to give her the benefit of doubt. “I’m going to meet her in person and tell her politely that I’m not going to marry her in a million years.”

Donna grinned. “Good luck with that, dumbo. Let me know how many teeth she knocks out.”

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