nunchucks!

bomb-ass moments in rwby

  • the iconic nevermore beheading
  • yang jumping into the nevermore’s mouth
  • penny’s first fight in vol 1
  • sun wukong using his nunchucks in the vol 1 finale
  • yang punching roman’s mech into the fucking ground
  • blake kicking roman in the face before going to save weiss during no breaks
  • yang punching out ¾ths of team abrn
  • the whole mercury + emerald vs coco + yatsuhashi fight
  • when velvet walked straight towards that fucking mech as if she were going on a gentle stroll and not decimating a fucking MECH
  • james ironwood appearing from the mist like a god and shooting robots as if it’s his fucking morning routine
  • james ironwood throwing around a huge beowolf as if it were a luxury feather pillow
  • pyrrha nikos dive bombing a literal god with the fucking cogs of a clock tower
  • qrow losing his weapon and instead of panicking or trying to get it back, he goes and punches a fully armed scorpion man in the fucking face like the fucking legend he is

HEY

DO YOU LIKE WEAPONS?

HOW ABOUT WEAPONS SO OP YOUR EYES MELT FROM WHAT-THE-FUCKERY???

WELL THEN BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE A SHOW FOR YOU.

RWBY IS ABOUT FIGHTING AWESOME SHIT WITH AWESOME SHIT.

FIRST CASE IN POINT: RUBY AND CRESCENT ROSE.

NOT ONLY IS THIS SCYTHE LIKE SEVEN FEET LONG AND DEADLY AS FUCK ON ITS OWN, IT’S ALSO A HIGH-IMPACT SNIPER RIFLE:

CAN YOU SAY OVERKILL?

ONTO CULPRIT NUMBER TWO: BLAKE AND THE GAMBOL SHROUD

FIRST OFF, THEY’RE A SWORD AND SHEATH, BUT THEN…

IT’S ALSO A WHIP. THAT IS ALSO A GUN. ALLOWING HER TO DO SHIT LIKE THIS:

WHAT THE FUCK, MAN. THREE WEAPONS IN ONE. HOW DO YOU NOT SHOOT YOURSELF BY ACCIDENT.

NEXT UP: SUN AND NYOI BO

SO IT’S A STAFF. ALRIGHT, COOL. BUT DID YOU KNOW IT EXPLODES?

AND IT DOESN’T STOP THERE, KIDS. THIS MOTHERFUCKER DETACHES AND TURNS INTO WHAT YOU THINK ARE NUNCHUCKS…

AND TECHNICALLY, YES, THEY ARE USED MUCH LIKE NUNCHUCKS, BUT THESE NUNCHUCKS ARE LITERALLY MADE OUT OF GODDAMNED SHOTGUNS. SUN YOU’VE GOT FOUR SHOTGUNS ON A CHAIN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SIR.

AND NEXT WE HAVE OUR CHARACTER BASED OFF OF THOR, WHO FITTINGLY HAS THE HARDEST HITTER OF THEM ALL: NORA AND MANGHILD

NOT ONLY IS THIS THING A FUCKING GIANT WARHAMMER,

IT TURNS INTO A FUCKING GRENADE LAUNCHER THAT ALSO FUNCTIONS AS A CANNON

IT ALSO SHOOTS WHILE IN HAMMER FORM, GIVING HER THE ABILITY TO DO THIS SHIT:

BLAST HERSELF AT THE GROUND AT DIZZYING FORCE AND SMASH INTO THINGS LIKE A PINK PINWHEEL OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION

AND THOSE ARE JUST THE MOST OVER THE TOP WEAPONS I CAN THINK OF

THERE IS INFINITE MORE AWESOMENESS IN THE SHOW, LIKE A PURSE THAT IS ALSO A GATLING GUN:

I HAVENT EVEN SCRATCHED THE SURFACE WITH THIS POST BUT GO WATCH RWBY ITS FUCKIN GREAT

k i loved Zootopia but can we maaaybe talk about the motherclucking designs in the Kung Fu Panda series, particularly the women? specifically tigress???

Like she totally reads as feminine and elegant but at the same time she’s completely buff and animal-shaped like the rest of the characters there aint a tiger titty or Fluff Cleavage™ in sight

And thats how the rest of the animals are treated too?! like the females and males of every species are pretty much shaped the same, besides the peacocks who obviously have males and females looking different. and then the third movie comes out and we’re treated to MEI MEI

she’s this crazy panda lady ribbon dancer who legit things she’s the hottest shit on planet earth and she is a total badass once she figures out how to use nunchucks. and like theres just so many beautiful and diverse designs for all these characters and I kinda feel like too many people praise this franchise just for its comedy when its got some killer artistry behind it as well. 

NDRV3 Like and Dislike List

In regards to helping with Yaz’s Demo Stream

It’s in the format of “Like, Dislike” respectively to avoid confusion.

Kaede: Piano, Bicycle
Kirumi: Cleaning, Resting
Himiko: Narrow Spaces, Sea
Maki: Lake Shores in the Morning, Lake Shores at Winter
Tenko: Nunchucks, Filthy Men
Tsumugi: Lion Board/Foam Boards (Cosplay), People interrupting commission queue
Angie: Avocado, Humidity
Miu: Programs for Infants, Leeway/Time (?)

Shuichi: Novels, Gossip
MomotaWho: decorative plants, occult
Ryouma: Russia Blue Cat, whitetip reef shark
Rantarou: extraterritoriality, Automobiles
Gonta: Anthropod, Banana
Kokichi: Fizzy Drinks, Pig’s Feet
Korekiyo: Straw Rope, Air Conditioning
Kiibo: 100-240 Volts (AC Adapters), Vending Machines

i’ll never stop being bitter over how kristen was called a bad actress for her role as bella in twilight like NO BITCH if you’d gone as hard for twilight as my 12-year-old ass did you’d damn well know that bella had virtually no emotions and if kristen had played her as bubbly and lively then she wouldn’t have been playing that character she got bella down PAT and i don’t wanna hear this “kristen stewart is a bad actress” nonsense or i WILL get out my nunchucks and fight you

Okay, so correct if I’m wrong, but…  

…aren’t sharp weapons…

…that are also guns….

…like…

…like…really, really dangerous? Like just straight-up stupidly dangerous? Like “Hey, lemme just use these guns as nunchucks WHOOPS I SHOT MYSELF IN THE GODDAMN FACE.” 

I mean, look at Blake:

It’s a sword. But also a gun?? But she also swings it around??? While continuing to use it as a gun???? She is literally swinging around arguably one of the most dangerous-to-use weapons ever conceived?????????

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shitty: i’m an lgbt ally and this is a safe space *does some shit with his nunchucks*

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