So far ideas for Steven Universe merch should be...
1. Lion plush
2. Cookie Cat plush
3. T-shirts with Pearl, Garnet, and Rose’s upper torso designs (hopefully rose could come in various skin tones but that is asking too much)
4. Guitar Dad T-shirt
5. Mr. Universe T-shirt
6. Coloring book with stickers inside of everyone’s gem so people can stick them on themselves
7. Garnet’s gauntlets with sound effects (like those incredible hulk gloves)
8. Steven’s shield and sword
9. A wii/wii U video game (imagine using the remote as a whip or staff or both the remote and nunchuck as a shield and sword or Garnet’s gauntlets)
…like…really, really dangerous? Like just straight-up stupidly dangerous? Like “Hey, lemme just use these guns as nunchucks WHOOPS I SHOT MYSELF IN THE GODDAMN FACE.”
I mean, look at Blake:
It’s a sword. But also a gun?? But she also swings it around??? While continuing to use it as a gun???? She is literally swinging around arguably one of the most dangerous-to-use weapons ever conceived?????????