numbers are going down

Me: “ alright so what’s your phone number for your membership ma'am?”
Woman: - smiles - “ Oh its —-”
Me: - starts typing the number into the register.-“ Okay so now–
Woman: ” oh honey, aren’t you going to write my number down for yourself?“
Me: - nearly chokes on fucking air -

  • Kunikida: Okay, we’re at the window, what do you want?
  • Dazai: I want the burger.
  • Kunikida: There’s no burger on the menu.
  • Dazai: I want the burger.
  • Kunikida: Dazai we’re at Taco Bell
  • Dazai: Quiero uno burger
  • Kunikida: The number of people in this vehicle is about to go down to quiero uno if you don’t shut the fuck up
How To Fix Broken Tumblr-Hosted Images, v3

Tumblr broke your bio images again? Don’t panic. I got you.

A broken tumblr-hosted image is gonna look like this:

Click edit, find the image in your code

The culprit for the breakage is the number directly after “http://”

Whatever it is, you gotta change it to 56, 66, or 68. These appear to be the working numbers, currently.

Once you’ve changed the number, you should be able to save the bio and see your image displaying correctly again.

Good luck, and please boost this so others don’t delete their art unnecessarily!

A Boy Named Dean

Originally posted by jensenfans

Summary: Dean is cursed by a witch which leads to some hard times around the bunker…

Pairing: Dean x reader

Word Count: 3,300ish

Warnings: language

A/N: Funny-ish, angsty-ish, implied smutty-ish, this baby’s got it all…written for @jalove-wecallhimdean ‘s SuperBusters Challenge! My quote was, “Are you sure you’re using that thing correctly?”…

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  • Patty: Okay, we're at the window, what do you want
  • Holtzmann: I want the burger
  • Patty: There's no burger on the menu.
  • Holtz: I want the burger
  • Patty: Holtzy we're at Taco Bell
  • Holtz: Quiero una burger
  • Patty: The number of people in this vehicle is about to go down to quiero uno if you don't shut the fuck up
desires | jimin

Originally posted by kpopidolaegyooo

Pairing: Jimin + Reader

Genre: Angst/Fluff/Smut + Bad Boy!Jimin

Word Count: 3.7k

Summary: It wasn’t your place to worry for him, you shouldn’t, it wasn’t good for you. But since the day you saw him that hurt, you couldn’t help it. 

Author’s Note: SO this scenario is kindaish based on lust but I also tied it in with this idea I had before where I wanted to write a bad-boy jimin au, so I kinda mashed it together! Hope you like it anon!!

Readers POV

You knew you shouldn’t have come. You knew coming would put you in trouble, especially after he told you not to.

But you couldn’t help it. Not after he came back hurt last time, hurt bad.


“Wha-” you gasped, as you opened your front door at 2 am in the morning.

A body fell through, collapsing onto yours as your arms shot out to hold them from falling to the ground.

“y/n…” a low voice grunted, as you struggled to pull them up when you took a good look at their face, your eyes widening in shock.

“J-jimin?!” you cried in surprise as you cupped your hands around his pale and bloody face. Dragging him to your couch, he groaned in pain as you placed him down gently, careful of his wounds.

What happened to you…” you whispered, as he opened his eyes slowly, staring at you.

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Didn’t eat all day, and then came home, had a yogurt, left again. Came home again, had a normal ish dinner, and then binged on I think 9 cookies and purged half of it. Why can’t I just have healthy eating habits??? Like, please brain, just be okay eating 2-3 meals, and 1 cookie. 1 might even be okay sometimes, but 9??? Never.

Harry Dresden is autistic!

1. Comments many times on the comforting weight of his duster, and the weight of weapons in his hand or pocket and pets lying on him (pressure stim)

2. Very attached to routine and familiarity and is upset if his routine is changed or interrupted (same car, apartment, clothes, meals, etc.)

3. Uses (sometimes pre-scripted) snarky comments as a coping mechanism when he’s having trouble communicating verbally

4. Hyperfocuses on tasks he loves, like building little Chicago or other magical workings, can forget to eat/sleep/shower and ignores social interactions when focused

5. Infodumps about magic

6. Stims with mister and mouse, staff and blasting rod (comments a lot on texture and weight and feeling)

7. Avoids eye contact (partially because of soulgaze possibility but still does it with people he’s already soulgazed)

8. His voice is described as being different than most (non-neurotypical) and he vocal stims with spells

9. Meltdowns and shutdowns due to anger and other strong emotions or sensitivities, sometimes has trouble controlling anger and not melting down violently

10. Mind jumps subjects in ways outside viewers don’t follow, comments don’t always seem to be related to the conversation (going from vampires to why hotdogs and hotdog buns are sold in different amounts) and makes “leaps of logic” that he sometimes struggles to explain to others

11. When he’s having a shutdown or panic attack from sensory problems, he counts by prime numbers to cope until he can go somewhere dark and quiet to calm down

12. Hyperempathy (always wants to help even when he knows people might be lying, gave lash and ivy names and empathized with them)

  • <p> <b>Yoongi:</b> Okay we're at the window, what do you want?<p/><b>Taehyung:</b> I want a burger<p/><b>Yoongi:</b> There's no burger in the menu<p/><b>Taehyung:</b> I want the burger<p/><b>Yoongi:</b> Taehyungie, we're at Taco Bell<p/><b>Taehyung:</b> Quiero una burger<p/><b>Yoongi:</b> The number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno of you don't shut the hell up.<p/></p>