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Having Kids With Yugyeom

•When you guys baby(ies) are born his face would be so red and wet from sweat and tears.

•He was mostly crying because of the pain of you squeezing his hand.

•He would be cheesing so hard as well

•When the nurses hand him you guys child he’ll start pointing out what facial features he can tell are yours and his. 

•”That’s definitely your nose Y/N, I’ve always liked your nose it’s so cute I’m so glad our baby inherited it, OH! and those are my lips oh gosh…” 

•He can’t wait to see the baby grow more to see what else they’ve inherited from you both

•When they begin to take the baby away he follows the nurse forgetting about you

•Then he runs back to kiss you on your sweaty forehead and tell he’ll be right back and to get some rest

•When it’s time to go home he wants to hold literally all the baby bags and stuff, then he’d want to hold the baby along with everything else. 

•His arms are so long so every time he hold the baby it’s like he swaddled them with his own arms

•He’d take so many selfies with the baby, most of them of them sleeping on his chest. 

•You’d dance while holding the baby and he records it all. 

• then he’ll join by getting behind you with one hand on your waist and the other on top of your hand holding the baby’s back

•The baby learns to crawl and he’d have crawling races with them and lets them win every time. 

•him squealing and yelling when he sees their first tooth break through

•”The baby! His tooth! I see it! OH my GoD!” 

•”I know I saw this morning” 

•”WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY ANYTHING?!”

•”Cause you were sleep Yugyeom, I didn’t want to wake you up.” 

•When the baby starts talking gibberish, he’d talk to them like they’re having full on conversations

•”No, All three clues are going mean blue wants to do gymnastics”

•”jadibfaibe aofjafeo”

•”Why would you think that it’s clearly gymnastics” 

•”Are you arguing with our child about Blue’s Clues?”

•”…No..”

•When all the members come over they would all talk in baby voice except like Jackson and Jaebum

•Then if they brought food and lets say Bambam was about to feed the baby something, he would rush and smack it out of his hand.

•”NO!” Then he picks it up and examines it

•”Oh wait they can eat that…” 

•Your baby’s hair grows really fast to imagine him trying to do something with it

•”Y/N! I think I did something”

•You come to check and see that he tangled your poor babies hair and now you’re mad because they’re going to cry when you try to get the tangles out

•And if your a POC with and/or just born with curly hair this would be so bad

•Their hair would be curly more then likely so he really wouldn’t know what to do. 

•He wouldn’t know what to put in their hair to keep it healthy

•But he would love stroking their hair 

•because of your help and products for you guys curly hair it would be healthy and soft.

•When they get a bit older and they know how to say yes and no he would ask them if they wanted a toy, to play a game or if he can do their hair and they’d would be like

•”No.” 

•One of the members giving advice about his child, since he is still the maknae, and he would get all sassy

•”I know what I’m doing, do you have kids?” 

•”….”

•”I didn’t think so

•Then he’d get slapped by them and scolded by you

•They would spend a lot of time with both sides of the family so they would grow up (depending on your ethnicity and culture) knowing 2/3 languages

•He would comfort  you when you send them off to school for the first time 

•but he was on the verge of crying also

•whenever they get sick he would drop whatever he’s doing to be with his babies 

•all in all Yugyeom would be the most loving and slightly sensitive father ever you can’t even lie

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