• Wednesday: I'm not mad. Mad is for people with emotions.
  • Gomez: Okay, fine, I admit it. I've tried to help you stay in touch with your feelings because without them your life would stink. Trust me, you'll be grateful when you're older.
  • Wednesday: The old "Someday you'll thank me" speech. Number 23 in the big book of Parental Cliches.
  • Gomez: Oh! An emotional response!
  • Wednesday: Sarcasm is not an emotion.
  • Gomez: No. In your case it's a way of life.