number 4 god damn

today i met an 84 year old man more bitter than i am
  • the client in the chair next to mine: i hate that guy. if he was on fire i wouldn't piss to put it out
  • my coworker: what did he do?
  • the client: he's just a god damn asshole. he's number 4 actually
  • my coworker: number 4?
  • the client: asshole number 4 on my asshole list. i have been keeping tabs all of my life on every asshole i meet and numbering them accordingly