nukes in space

“I guess it’ll take more than a kiss to heal damage from the Diamonds.”

Okay HOLY SHIT???

The Diamonds are directly responsible for corrupting the Crystal Gems.

This is HUGE.

I can see a picture forming in my head. Back in Same Old World, we witnessed a mass recall ordered from Homeworld. Gems rushed off-planet, then a huge blinding flash erupted from the sky. Using the information I know, I now have reason to suspect that said flash was the cause of Gem Corruption.

Why else would there be a mass recall order? The Diamonds were preparing to nuke Earth from space with their twisted magic. They wouldn’t want their faithful on the ground when the blast hit.

So… Rose, Garnet, and Pearl survived thanks to Rose’s shield. Amethyst was still in the ground. Lapis was in a mirror. Everyone else… are stuck in a shape-shift form.

average day

I feel so bad for Ivan. Like he has to deal with so much. I mean i’m pretty sure this is his daily life:

“Estonia, this is an important. Got off your laptop.”

“Belarus. Personal space, please, I’m not asking again.”

“Wasn’t Ukraine supposed to be at this meeting? Where is she?”

“Lativa, we were talking about economies! How the hell did you get on the topic of goth music? Stop rambling!”

“Liet, you’re giving everyone that ‘i’m scared for life’ look again. Is that expression permanently on your face or?”

“POLAND WHY ARE IN A DRESS WTF?”

“I SWEAR TO GOD. IF AMERICA PRANK-CALLS ME AGAIN DURING THIS MEETING I AM GOING NUKE HIM”

“BELARUS. PERSONAL SPACE.”

“ESTONIA, STOP BLOGGING FOR 10 SECONDS”

“LATVIA PAY ATTENTION”

“IF UKRAINE DOESN’T SHOW UP TO THIS MEETING I AM GOING TO DRINK MYSELF TO SLEEP RIGHT HERE AND NOW”

“POLAND SHUT UP”

“WTF PRUSSIA WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE? YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS MEETING”

“GUYS I THINK LITHUANIA IS DEAD”

“FINLAND YOU CAN STOP FLIPPING ME OFF NOW I GET IT OK”

“ESTONIA, HOW ARE YOU EVEN BLOGGING? THE BLOG HASN’T EVEN BEEN INVENTED YET”

“POLAND STOP SINGING AND DANCING YOU STUPID POLACK”

“DON’T TALK BACK TO ME, AND NO YOU ARE NOT GOING TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE YOU’VE BEEN MINE SINCE WWII AND NOTHING THAT YOU OR AMERICA CAN CHA-”

“Wow, you actually punched me in the face…”

“Great, Poland declared war and Lithuania is dead.”

“I blame all of you. This is why we can’t have nice things.”

5

“She didn’t always do what was best for her,
She always did what was best for earth.”

“Even if it meant shattering someone?”

“…Yes.”

This is one of the most important pieces of information Steven will ever receive. He disagrees with the actions of his mother, the person everyone misses. “I will fight to be everything everybody wants me to be when I’m grown” It’s him vs his gem (His mother Rose Quartz) he either will give into what everyone wants him to be and live knowing that shattering gems is right in the correct circumstances. Or follow Bismuth’s advice and be whatever he wants to be and stop feeling like he needs to be and agree with Rose. I really hope Steven follows the footsteps of his mother, meaning that he ignores the expectations of what he’s suppose to do a feel and to follow his OWN PATH AND DO WHATEVER HE FEELS IS RIGHT. After all, that’s what the crystal gems believe in.

Earth can set you free.

Don’t get me wrong , I’m pro-Accords and team Ironman but I am not pro-tony stark as the leader and enforcer of the accords (though I understand why they went to him and why he is presumably the government’s liason)

I am pro-get tony a fluffy blanket and a hot chocolate and letting him rest because he must be tired

I am pro-tony made some bad decisions explained by his past but not excused by them and I understand why he feels the need to make up for those mistakes

I am pro-let the man grieve his AI baby in peace 

I am pro-accountability but maybe the dude who has lost so much and has done too much and probably isn’t in the best head space right now due to PTSD, general anxiety, and piloting a fuckin nuke into space and then falling out of space and then creating a malevolent AI overlord to try and prevent that from  happening again is not the best person for the job because his judgement might be a little off 

Just let him rest.

a brief summary of tony stark's meltdown
  • the origin: tony stark, previously 'spoiled'-rich-kid gets tortured, decides he wants to do something with his life, builds himself a heart support system (no biggie, all people have holes in their bodies that squeeze their organs) and proceeds to destroy what he previously thought of as his 'legacy' in order to protect people via a suit of armor he ingeniously builds
  • widow comes in, everyone forgets the actual plot: tony stark is dying. some shit happens because of one dude and some Hammer guy. a ghost of the past helps tony save himself. in order to protect people tony proceeds to destroy suits inspired by his own
  • super secret boy band: tony stark is tony snark, flies a bomb in space in order to protect people, almost dies
  • the mechanic: tony stark has PTSD, makes a gazillion suits, saves the love of his life after dropping her once (oops), destroys said suits in order to protect his psyche and to please said girlfriend, has very complicated heart surgery
  • not so super secret boy band: tony stark is afraid of aliens -recall previous PTSD mention- and a witch amplifies said fear leading to the creation of ultron, a bouncer who thinks people need to drop dead and stop ruining the world. tony stark is afraid of ultron and the earth's destruction, creates a Jarvis who's actually Vision. shit happens, they save a good few billion people. tony stark taps out
  • chasing bucky, the sequel: for the past few years, tony stark has been funding the avengers. building stuff for them, keeping the government off their backs etc. he sees a flaw in the way they operate. ENTER teams and fighting because god forbid they talk about it for more than a day. unresolved PTSD thing (and no one tell me it was resolved because he had a sudden epiphany in iron man 3), breaking up with girlfriend, breaking up with the closest thing he's had to family, finds out his parents were murdered and by whom... has a melt down.
  • the reboot of the reboot (pending): dear god i hope he's talked to a psychologist...

I love how no one talk about how Tony’s sacrifice but they make such a big deal about Steve’s sacrifice. Don’t get me wrong I love Steve. But everyone forgets that while Steve did sacrifice himself so DID TONY. HE CARRIED A FUCKING NUKE THROUGH A HOLE IN SPACE THAT ALIENS WERE COMING OUT OF IN ORDER TO SAVE THE WORLD.

All I’m saying is that Anthony Edward Stark deserves better.he shouldn’t only be recognized for wearing the suit but for knowing when to do what’s right.

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Edge City resident and apprentice car repossessor Otto Maddox spends a long weekend chasing nuke-happy scientists, space aliens, United Fruitcakes, repo wives, sushi thieves, beer-phobic government agents and Gypsy dildo punks across Los Angeles when all he really wanted was a Pepsi.

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A video on Nuclear Propulsion, about the old NERVA design.

Sci-fi movie lesson #1809246: If you receive a distress call from a derelict space station, nuke the space station & the nearest moon-base.
  • bernie sanders: *launches giant space nukes at planet earth, we have only moments to live*
  • bernie sanders fans: ok but like compared to everything else he's done, this is such a minor thing and he deserves our support #feelthebern
Thoughts that went through my head while watching Batman Vs Superman:

“The best part of this movie was the Captain America Civil War trailer. Is it May yet?”

“God, I’m so glad they have a bar at this theater!”

“This makes no fucking sense.”

“I don’t understand what is going on here.”

“Nukes in space? Iron Man did it much better.”

“Yay, more vodka!”

“Holy fuckballs, are those tentacles?!”

“Damn, Wonder Woman is pretty cool. I wonder what Black Widow would think of her.”

“Why am I watching this?”